Dan and Dan: How to w/Dan Patrick

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Dan Le Batard 0:00
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Chris Cody 0:38
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Chris Cody 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 1:26
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Dan Patrick 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Unknown 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Dan Patrick 2:27
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Unknown 2:41
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Dan Le Batard 2:48
something that i've been eager to do here for a while and i wanted to start it with someone who's become a good friend in adulthood i don't have a lot of friends who have become friends when i've gotten later in life i wanted to talk to people are real good with their standards and with craftsmanship about how to stuff how they do what they do how they care why they care. And Dan Patrick has been very caring about what he makes for a long time. He's a maximum professional. Nobody has anything bad to say about Dan Patrick. He's a pillar of integrity. And what he does here in the I'm going to say the last incarnation of his professional life is very different from the other things that he did before.
Dan Le Batard 3:31
And it's the most similar to the thing that we do. I've told you before that Dan Patrick is an inspiration and has granted us permission to have producers talk and do what we do the way that we do. So by way of introduction, Dan, thank you for being on with us. And thank you for doing this. I know you don't. like to talk about some of this stuff but your standard is something that has been very impressive to me for a long time and it seems like it's an unforgiving one it seems uh like uh joy might get lost somewhere in the way that you try to get to better all the time and i don't know how often you achieve what you want to achieve so let's start there how often do you leave your show what percentage of time do you leave your show

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