Stugotz, Billy, Mikey A and Fuentes are all together again. The crew introduces Stugotz to "Here's a Headline" and "anonymous sources". Plus, Fuentes is up to his old tricks with Blind Ranking wide receivers. And Billy has a bone to pick with someone on the show. Spoiler: It's Stugotz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the 'Bone to Pick' segment about and why does Billy have a bone to pick?
Thank you, Mikey A. Thank you, Fuentes. Sorry about that. No, you're welcome. I got my mics mixed. Listen, I got them mixed up. I'm sorry about that. We have a brand new segment that we're going to debut this week. I'm very excited for it. A bone to pick. Billy has a bone to pick. Yes, now we're going to get to that. We have a lot of things to get to. More Mike Lee. Hey, here's a headline.
But Mikey, you would agree we need to start with what's going on in Billy's house, right?
Yes, because it will affect the rest of the episode, or at least it has the potential to.
So Billy, explain to the audience what is going on at your house right now.
Chapter 2: What is the funny story about Billy's couch delivery and how does it affect the show?
Well, so I ordered a couch. Well, let me rephrase that. My wife decided we needed a new couch. I was perfectly fine with the couch that we had. But she decided that we needed a new couch. The girls' birthdays are both coming up.
She says that she wants to have parties here at the house for the girls this year and that we would need a new couch for that, which I don't 100% disagree with because the other couch, you know, Kids, dogs, it's seen better days. So we ordered a couch.
I was expecting when we ordered this couch that it would take a really long time to come, because that's what normally happens when you order furniture, or at least when we did the last time. I'm like, we can deliver it. On Thursday or Friday, I'm like, well, Thursday is probably a better day. I have more of an open window.
And the window that I got was nine to six, which I thought was way too big of a window.
That's a wide window. Is that a window? Yeah. That's a barn door. That's a tank. It's a tank.
Yeah. You know, those like doors that you see like on TV, like in these like like fancy California real estate shows where it's like a sliding door that you pull and it takes out like an entire wall. And you're like, I don't know how this house is structurally sound. If there's just a giant gaping hole, you know, on the side of this building, looking out off the side of the mountain or whatever.
Right. That's the door like window that they gave me. And then last night, they refined that window so much to 11 to 2, and I was like, uh-oh, that's a bad window. But that's a window at least. It's a window, but that's also my recording window. That's not a good time for this to happen. And then as the day's gone on, 11 came, and I was like, I text my wife, can you check on this?
because I'm going to have to start recording soon. I haven't heard anything. Have you heard anything? They're like, this window is now 1115 to 1145. I'm like, ooh, that's the worst window. That's when we're recording. So at some point, I may have to get up to open the door and let strangers come into my home with a couch and just hope that they don't steal anything while we're recording.
But we'll get to that when we get to that, if we get to that.
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Chapter 3: What happened with the prank call involving the Falcons defense coordinator's son?
This kid can come on and make picks when I get a book.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's another one that people have reached out to me. Is this your bone to pick? Are you picking bones right now? Okay, there's a different bone.
I was just going to say, we have a segment called I Have a Bone to Pick.
That's not this one, but I will say that I've had a number of people reach out to me saying that they're owed books that they won in various contests, and I'm like... Talk to Cynthia or Kristen. I don't know what to tell you. I don't have access to these books.
Various contents or years of working with him. Either way, somebody hasn't gotten a book.
It was the Dolphin Mall appearance that we did, and Billy gave away five books and gave away all the money in my pocket.
Yeah.
It was a fun day.
It was a fun day. It was fun.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss Mr. Beast's $1,000 McDonald's challenge?
Chapter 5: What is the new game 'Here's a Headline' and how is it played?
Mel Kiper on. We had Todd McShay on. to get people ready for the draft. But you're right. We have not been together for quite some time.
The three of us and Fuentes, the four of us, it's been a while since we've all done a show together. So it's nice. It's nice to be back. But while you've been gone, Stugatz, we started a segment called Here's a Headline. And this is how it works. Okay. You know, a lot of shows will just go in and they'll start their show and they'll just be giving just the headlines.
They'll just talk about the headlines. And that's boring. So we gamified headlines. And this is how it works. I'm going to do one here real quick and then see if you catch on to the intricacies of this game called Here's a Headline. Are you ready?
Yep.
Let's do it. Okay. Okay. Here's a headline. This week, the NFL fined the Falcons $250,000 and Jeff Ulbrich $100,000 personally in response to his son prank calling Shador Sanders. Not a headline. No, that was a headline. That is a headline. That is absolutely a headline. That's a headline. Now you react.
So I'm not going to, oh, I react.
That's the game. Now you react.
Oh, I see. I thought we were doing headline or not a headline.
Hold on a second. Yeah, when you said not a headline, what did that mean exactly?
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Chapter 6: What are the rules and dynamics of 'Fuentes' Blind Rankings' game?
Love that one. Anonymous sources. You're familiar with that one.
So guys, you'd be surprised. I'm really good at anonymous sources.
It's almost like I think you know where I get some of the anonymous quotes and you read it.
Let me rephrase this. Every week that we've played anonymous sources, it's been about teams. And I don't know if that's what we're doing with anonymous sources today. So if it's not about teams, it's going to be okay. So every time we've done it, it's been about teams. And I get off to like a crazy hot start where I'll hit like five in a row. Right. And then the pressure starts like mounting.
I'm like, can I have a perfect game this time? And then I miss like the last three or four. And I really end up like 500 ish more or less. But I get off to like a crazy hot start every time.
Okay. The final game on the table, I'm leaning towards anonymous sources right now, just so you know, because you're very excited about it.
I've jinxed myself now.
I know. Is Fuentes' blind rankings.
Oh, blind rankings.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts rank wide receivers in the Blind Rankings game?
Chapter 8: Why is Tyler Shuck notable in the NFL draft history?
Yeah, that was a headline.
Can I do one? Yeah.
I don't know. It's a Fuentes call. Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead. One more, one more. All right. This is a depressing one, but hey, here's a headline. All right. The New Orleans Saints in the second round drafted quarterback Tyler Shuck, and he will likely be the last player born in the 1900s to get drafted. Wow. Wow. How does that make you guys feel?
Slightly older than I felt five seconds ago.
We don't have any, like, I guess, like, this year we're out of, like, the COVID year, so we're out of, like, the nine-year seniors.
Yep.
And the nine-year seniors aren't getting drafted anyways because that's why they've been in college for nine years. Yeah.
Tyler Shuck is 25, going to turn 26 in September. We're getting likely the last one to be drafted in the 1900s.
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