The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough
Mon, 23 Dec 2024
Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A react to an underwhelming first ever CFP 12-team playoff weekend. Stugotz has a surprise name to win NFL MVP. Billy and Mikey play a failed game of "video roulette". Jess joins the show to talk about Notre Dame's big win against college football darling Curt Cignetti. Plus, the BBBBBB looks to bounce back and "if the season ended today". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What were the highlights of the first CFP 12-team playoff weekend?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Stugatz. 13 wins for Sam Darnold in his Jets career. 13 this season alone for the Minnesota Vikings. I hate them.
I'm starting to get why you guys hate them.
Happy Holidays to you guys.
Hey, happy holidays to you Stugats. I got some good news, Mike. Yeah, I got some good news. So, we don't have any sponsor obligations today. We're kind of just doing this for funsies because we're in the middle of the college football playoffs. The NFL playoffs race is heating up. So, I have some segments that I want to try out.
And because we're not sponsored, I don't think there's anything stopping us from doing them. You want to hear what they are? So, I have a couple things. I have one called Product of the Day. In which I'll show you a product of the day.
Okay, Billy, before you continue with your new segments here, you do have Billy's big board bets today, correct? I do. We need that.
People want to know about that. No, not after last week. Last week was a two and five week. We can get into what happened last week later on. Yeah, but it's a big bounce back week, a BBB as they call it, a big bounce back for the BBBBBBs.
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Chapter 2: Who does Stugotz think should win NFL MVP?
Billy C-List. C is a bit of a stretch. So we have some football to talk about. It should be his G-List, no?
The Eagles and the Commanders. Yeah, what about them? Eagles 33, Commanders 36, we good? No, I'm kidding. That was actually a good game. That was definitely a good game.
That was a good game. Yeah, it was interesting because the Eagles appeared to be running away with that game early on. Jalen Hurts suffers a concussion. He's out. Kenny Pickett. We found out he's in Philadelphia together at the same exact time. Kenny Pickett comes in. That was a great game. Jaden Daniels, man.
Ich bin mir nicht sicher, nur weil Washington in den letzten, ich weiß nicht, Jahrhunderten so schlecht war. Dieser Kerl hat seine Franchise gerettet. Er könnte die MVP sein. Ich bin mir nicht sicher, dass er die MVP sein sollte, weil Washington... Was hast du gesagt?
Von der NFL?
Brock Bowers, thanks for coming out.
Hold on, both of you, do me a favor. Can we just slow down for a second so we have a lot to get to and I'm placating you guys in all your games. Go ahead and give me a guy who's more valuable to his team than Jaden Daniels is to Washington. Josh Allen. Okay, good, you win.
Jaden Daniels hat gestern fünf Touchdowns und zwei Interceptions. Hier ist eine Statistik, die ich von der NFL Network gekauft habe. Jaden Daniels hat vier Passungstouchdowns in den letzten 30 Sekunden des vierten Quartiers. Es ist der größte seit dem Verbrechen. Er ist also ziemlich klatschig. Er gewinnt Spiele für sie. I'm a little bit worried about how much he's running, to be honest with you.
He already has the rib injury situation. He's a bit on the smaller side and he's putting himself out there going on these runs and he's taking hits, which I'm a little worried about long term.
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Chapter 3: What was the outcome of the failed game of video roulette?
Während die Teams da sind und petitionieren, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen, dass sie in die Runde gehen sollen No, no, you're in, you're in. Curry's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't want to be.
What do you mean? I'll get you back for this one. I'll pay you back down the road. Yeah, yeah. I'll pay you back. That's how it works.
That's how favors work. You know what I mean? Like, hey, do me a solid. Don't put us in. Please, just don't do it. Don't do it to us. And I'll pay you back down the road.
Sorry, Indiana. He's got a lot of money there.
Ich mag die Idee von Cignetti, einen kurzfristigen Lease zu haben, weil er sich nicht sicher ist, wie seine professionelle Job-Situation ist. Er bleibt in einem der Hotels, die du monatlich bezahlen kannst, weil du abroad arbeitest.
Das ist wie das Hilton Garden Inn oder so.
Ja, ja. Aber das ist wie ein Design, wie ein A-Loft oder was auch immer es heißt. Das ist wie ein Design für Arbeit. Ja, wie ein Residenz-Inn. Genau richtig.
Mikey, hast du einen Gewinner oder einen Verlierer? Das war Billys Verlierer. Hast du einen Gewinner oder einen Verlierer?
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Chapter 4: What were the main takeaways from Notre Dame's recent win?
I think I've never seen a coach's reputation get tanked so quickly than his did in that game. Like he went from like the college football darling. He won so many coach of the year awards. He was finalist for AP coach of the year. And then he punts on fourth and 11 in the fourth quarter down three possessions in a playoff game with 10 minutes left. He punts.
And then after the game, he's like, well, my offense wasn't doing anything. And I'm like, so you put your defense back out on the field. Like that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But yeah, I mean, he kind of coached a scared conservative game. They fair caught every single kickoff. They didn't do anything that we haven't seen this season.
And it was just a really conservative game plan against a team that everyone knew was a lot better than Indiana. And if you want to win a game like that in college football, sometimes you roll the dice a little bit, see if you can get lucky. And until the last minute and a half of the game, when they actually tried to go for an onside kick, it just felt like they had given up.
Do you feel validated, Billy?
I said he was my loser the weekend.
Oh, 100%. I mean, you guys heard him go on game day and talk about like, we don't just beat top 25 teams, we beat the shit out of them. I'm like, what are you talking about?
Name one.
No, you don't. I also, I don't know what happened in the post-game handshake between him and Marcus Freeman, but he looked like he kept talking and Marcus Freeman had already moved on to his interview with Molly McGrath. He was like, okay, buddy. Um, I don't know, that was just like, he should have done the, the Mack Brown and like clutched Marcus's neck and pulled him in.
Cause yeah, it just was kind of a weird handshake.
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Chapter 8: How did the hosts feel about the current state of the NFL?
I was going to say two and a half receiving yards.
So you're going MVS over two and a half.
Yeah, over two and a half receptions. We'll see what happens.
Okay, we'll see what happens. Yes, we will. That's all we can do, Billy. We'll see what happens.
After a two and five week last week, I'm not feeling confident about anything. And here is one that is really... really out there, but I want to have fun with my friends today. So I'm going to go Spencer Rattler over .5 touchdowns. He just needs to throw one. It's going to be a snowy day. I don't know how much he's going to be throwing. Hopefully he's throwing to MVS when he is throwing.
But also, Alvin Kamara does not appear to be in the picture. He's not playing tonight. They're going to have to have an offense come from somewhere, so I'm hoping that it's via the air and to MVS if possible.
Alles klar. Was anderes möchtest du noch sagen? Wir sind noch nicht am Ende der Saison.
Lass uns das kurz machen und dann gehen wir raus. Mikey, hast du das Ende der Saison für uns?
Ich habe es sicher. Hast du ein Geschenk, dass du jemandem hast, den du wirklich magst, den du uns erzählen kannst, weil sie das nie sehen werden?
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