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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Greg Cote's Catchphrase List Is Starting To Climax | Hour 2

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What advice does The Love Doctor give for Mother's Day gifts?

0.031 - 4.101 Stugatz

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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8.063 - 22.579 Dan Le Batard

I want to mention something real quick here before we get back to the love doctor. I don't know if you guys have been seeing on the news, on social media, or whatever, but one of my dogs, I have two dogs, one of my dogs is a rescue.

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22.9 - 45.688 Dan Le Batard

And as a result, a lot of my algorithm, it's a lot of boobs, but also there's rescue dog stuff that's on my algorithm, which is great, all right, because I love rescue dogs. And so there is, you may have seen on the news, there was a breeding facility in Wisconsin called Ridgeland Farms that tests beagles. They do all kinds of tests on beagles.

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45.849 - 46.69 Amin Elhassan

Like 40 times?

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46.93 - 67.399 Dan Le Batard

No, you know what kind of tests I'm talking about. And they breed these beagles, thousands of them. of beagles, and they just live in cages, these beagles, and they don't go outside, nothing. They're just bred, and they're used for testing. Well, there was an animal rescue down here actually called Big Dog Ranch Rescue. It's based down here, and they negotiated essentially a buyout.

67.379 - 82.987 Dan Le Batard

with this Ridgeland Farms where they are essentially shutting them down. They bought them out, and so they have taken all of these beagles, like 1,500 beagles, and they've partnered with some other rescues around the country, but like I said, the main one is down here.

Chapter 2: What is the current NBA player beef involving Draymond Green?

83.027 - 97.187 Amin Elhassan

Wait a second, you're telling me All I got to do is start a farm with a bunch of beagles and tell people I'm testing them, and someone will come give me money to make me stop doing it. I'll just keep doing it. All right.

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97.628 - 122.729 Dan Le Batard

So this big dog ranch rescue has facilitated this. And you can see in the video, I mean, I used to have a beagle. They're such gorgeous dogs, these dogs. You look at them. They are beautiful. And down here in South Florida, this rescue has, like, 500 of these beagles that are soon going to be ready for fostering and or adopting. They're such gorgeous dogs. They're beautiful dogs.

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123.792 - 127.238 Dan Le Batard

I love beagles, and so I just wanted to put it out there.

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Chapter 3: How did Draymond Green's comments affect his relationship with Austin Rivers?

127.398 - 133.989 Dan Le Batard

If you are interested in fostering or you've thought about getting a dog, this is such a great cause, and I hope you check it out.

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134.129 - 153.099 Amin Elhassan

I'm thinking about getting a lot of dogs and then just testing them. I won't tell people what the tests are. What's the matter with you? You know what's funny? The term rescue dog, I swear to God, I'm not trying to be funny. Maybe like four or five years ago, up until four or five years ago, I thought it meant that these dogs were— were like trained to rescue people. It's a rescue dog.

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153.119 - 168.836 Amin Elhassan

I was like, wow. I'm like, it's kind of a little small to be, I don't know, man. Maybe just, it's like Lassie, it alerts people or whatever. And so finally someone's like, no, no, no, no. We rescued them. I was like, oh, wouldn't it be rescued dog as opposed to rescue dog?

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Chapter 4: What unique proposal idea does The Love Doctor suggest?

168.856 - 172.079 Amin Elhassan

Rescue dog sounds like it's rescuing. Rescued means it was rescued.

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172.76 - 194.373 Dan Le Batard

Michelle Beagle. Well, it's because they come from an animal rescue. So they're rescue dogs. But aren't they? I think this is a lovely thing and good for you to promote it and all that. But aren't these beagles all injected with various diseases? Like, hey, I got a beagle who has lupus. I'm sure they're all being checked out, and hopefully, you know, they're okay.

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194.473 - 204.47 Dan Le Batard

But, I mean, these dogs, and if you see in the videos, again, like it's all over social media, all over the news. They've never even been outside. They're touching grass for the first time. They're such beautiful dogs, and I highly recommend.

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204.59 - 205.211 Amin Elhassan

Wait a second.

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Chapter 5: How does Greg Cody update his catchphrase list?

205.311 - 210.82 Amin Elhassan

They've never been outside? That dog can't be well adjusted. You're right, they're not. They're coming to a home, and it's going to be like, oh!

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210.8 - 237.096 Dan Le Batard

What's this? Amin has taken on an important cause trying to denounce these beagles, these poor abused beagles. I have a question. I'm glad that Zazz is finally getting support here. Chris Cody, I have a question for you. Is your wife's twin sister married? Yes. She is. And I obviously assume you've spent a fair amount of time around this guy. Dave, don't do this. To a firefighter.

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Chapter 6: What insights does Greg Cody share about being a 'rescue dog'?

237.116 - 262.617 Dan Le Batard

And he's in the ginger. He's not a purebred. Oh, so this is a fetishization. He's a ginger mutt. Is that it? So, wow. So they both fancy gingers. Now, the twin sister went fireman. Yes, and my wife went podcast producer. I've noticed a lot of women like to say, oh, those firefighters, boy, they get those calendars. Hang them up. He's all right, though. He's not one of the good ones.

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263.578 - 268.087 Dan Le Batard

Have you done the math on that? I mean, it's a pretty easy evaluation.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Draymond Green's comments on team dynamics?

268.107 - 293.953 Dan Le Batard

They look exactly alike, but I like her a little bit more because of her whimsical sense of humor. I'm kind of done with this game. Who do you like better, the firefighter or Chris Cody? Who do you like better? Wow. I'll say me just to save face. Who would you go for? Who won? Can you objectively – you have a photo of this guy? Do you have a photo of the firefighter? I don't want to do this.

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293.973 - 303.942 Dan Le Batard

Well, I would like to do it. I'd like to see a side-by-side, and I'd like to vote which way we would all go, Chris Cody or this unknown firefighter.

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303.962 - 313.892 Amin Elhassan

So, Dave, just to be clear, we want for Chris Cody's lovely wife to find out not only does her husband fantasize about her twin sister, but also that she picked the wrong husband.

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313.872 - 319.662 Dan Le Batard

Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, says the guy who talks like a goose.

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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on personal growth?

320.003 - 345.631 Dan Le Batard

I can tell you, she got the good one. Whoa, wait, hold on. What's wrong with the firefighter? Hold on. No, I've got to be on team me. If I'm not on team me, who's on team me? Can we get a picture of this guy, and we'll make the decision who's better. Ted Turner, the larger-than-life media mogul who revolutionized cable television and the Monday Night Wars, has passed away at 87 years old.

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347.353 - 358.29 Dan Le Batard

I could have sworn he died long ago. Me too. Was he still married to Jane Fonda? No, right? Come on, man. What do you mean, come on? That's like a known thing? Hanoi Jane.

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360.515 - 369.816 Amin Elhassan

Invented the Superstation. He invented the Superstation. TBS. That's the reason why there are millions of Braves fans, despite never having set foot in the state of Georgia.

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370.257 - 375.368 Dan Le Batard

Remember when TBS went Superstation, all the shows used to start at 05.

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376.681 - 379.087 Chris Cody

Really? Really? You didn't know that? I thought that was weird.

379.127 - 401.511 Dan Le Batard

Yeah, they start a few minutes after the hour. Beverly Hillbillies. 6.05 Eastern. 05, that's right. I've never noticed that. Yeah. That TBS make everybody a Braves fan gambit didn't really work out over the long haul, did it? I don't know very many Braves fans. I know some. I think you're wrong. I think it absolutely worked for a minute there. It has to be somewhere where there wasn't a team.

401.951 - 414.529 Dan Le Batard

Like here. Yeah, my generation, they kind of had that a little bit. And they kind of grew up simultaneously liking the Marlins and the Braves. And also lined up with the Braves kind of having a dominant 90s.

415.39 - 433.239 Amin Elhassan

But also, if you're from Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana. You didn't have a team. You didn't have a team, so that was a team that was on. In the same way that people from Iowa are all Bulls and Cubs fans because of the WGN.

434.021 - 442.917 Dan Le Batard

When I went to the DR years ago when I was a little kid, they had WGN and there were a ton. I was a Cubs fan growing up because of WGN before we had the Marlins. That's not what he looks like.

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