Hour 1: Already In The Vodka (feat. Charles Barkley)
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What are Charles Barkley's thoughts on the Miami championship game?
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Miami's playing a home game for the championship. You people have no sense of history of what that means. Miami wins that game, always. You've never seen this. This is Jarenga. How in holy hell am I living in a universe where the world has made Miami an overwhelming underdog to win a home game in Miami? I understand why people are gassing Indiana up.
They've been incredible. That stat where Mendoza has eight touchdowns and five incompletions. And the cheating part, right? I'm not going there. But Miami's prepared.
Here's the play, Indiana. Cheat this.
How does Charles Barkley view the current NBA landscape without Kevin Durant?
Revenga. Revenga. Right behind. Por el medio.
Right.
Revenga por el medio. Yes, I've heard that Levitard whimpering. Right outside. Right outside. No. Revenga. Right up the middle. It's going to be second and three all game. Dan's going to complain about the tush push over here, but he's going to love it when those Canes get eight yards because their offensive line has just thrown Fletcher eight yards. I was right about everything.
Who does Barkley consider the greatest NBA centers of all time?
There are two teams in this game. They're going to spot the ball and Mass is going to kick ass. We've got a very skinny Charles Barkley there. He's half the man that he used to be. He loves himself some hockey. You guys want to show some footage again of Bobrovsky and the goalie fight from last night? Because a couple of times, Charles has come down here to watch the Panthers win a championship, and I did not know that our friend had such an interest in hockey. Welcome, Charles. It's been too long since I've seen you. Hey, man, you never called me and asked me to come on the show. You know I'll come on the show anytime you want me to. Well, I appreciate that. But when you were in Miami for those Stanley Cup finals, you did not come anywhere near where I was when I was looking for you.
Because they play out and down. Is it sunrise?
What bizarre bets did Barkley make surrounding the title game?
Yeah, it's the Everglades. Hey, let me tell you something, man. That was so good last night. I didn't see the hockey fights after the football game. I loved it then. And, you know, people ask me why I love hockey so much. I say, yo, man, they have a code of honor. You never have to worry about guys out here doing load management. They just want to win the Stanley Cup. Hey, who you kissing back there? That's Jorge Sedano is consoling Barkley. I don't call him Jorge because I'm not bilingual. What's up, Chuck? Hey, what's up, brother? Hey, man, that was a hell of a game last night.
How does Barkley analyze the performance of the Indiana team?
I know. I was there, man. It was a great game. It was tough at the end for the folks down here, though.
You had a great year. Can I say you have a great year? Yes. You know why? Because I don't want all these punk-ass reporters and clowns talking bad about me like they did that lady in Jacksonville who had a moment of humanity. You know, think about that, Dan. Jacksonville had a great year. They won four games last year. And we got so many punks on television and on radio now. Because I don't get into the social media stuff. You know, Dan, I don't do social media.
What insights does Barkley provide on the Phoenix Suns' success this season?
But I started looking, and it was a big story with Brew, and I'm like... People are... Is this woman serious? She's supposed to be a journalist? Have we got to the point now where you just have to be an idiot or a fool or a jackass to be on television or podcast or something? Now, you can't have... I can't tell the Hurricanes they had a great season? You can, but I'm curious, though, how this is going over at ESPN that you continue to call people who work there punks, idiots, fools, and jackasses. Well, they can fire me. Hey, um... I got, hey, Dan, I got seven years left on my contract. And you said you were retiring. I am. So, listen, Dan, I'm 100% retired. But if I can do something just a little bit stupid so they have to fire me, they'll have to pay me for the whole seven years.
That'll be fun to watch.
How does Barkley reflect on his gambling experiences and strategies?
Watch Chuck and the Inside the NBA crew as part of NBA Saturday primetime on ABC this Saturday, January 24th. The Knicks were booted home. Were you often or ever booted home? Dan, I played in Philadelphia. You know, I tell people, and I don't mean any disrespect to any other fan base,
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Charles Barkley's thoughts on the Miami championship game?
0:00–0:53
2
How does Charles Barkley view the current NBA landscape without Kevin Durant?
0:53–1:17
3
Who does Barkley consider the greatest NBA centers of all time?
1:17–2:11
4
What bizarre bets did Barkley make surrounding the title game?
2:11–2:51
5
How does Barkley analyze the performance of the Indiana team?
2:51–3:32
6
What insights does Barkley provide on the Phoenix Suns' success this season?
3:32–4:38
7
How does Barkley reflect on his gambling experiences and strategies?
4:38–5:50
8
What is Barkley's perspective on player relationships and rivalries in the NBA?
5:50–42:35
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