Hour 1: And Boom Goes The Dynamite (feat. Jason Benetti)
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What is the significance of the Puka Polka in this episode?
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Me.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Number one podcast when Mike Bryant checks on Wednesday mornings.
That is routinely true. We are often number one sports podcast in America on Wednesday mornings when Mike Ryan checks. That's a thing that is absolutely true. These are just facts. That is not false advertising. Since we're playing music, though, can you get me the Polka Nakua that was me just saying Puka Nakua incorrectly one time and then you guys deciding to make a Polka Nakua song?
Dan calling Puka Nakua, Polka Nakua. And nobody on the show catching him on it.
We need to get in the lab.
How does Jason Benetti feel about his baseball fan card being revoked?
All right. Hee Haw 3, you have been tasked with making the Polka Nakua. I want to talk to you guys for a second about precision. Puka, the rest of you doesn't have to get open. Just your hands. Just get Puka's hands open. It doesn't have to be the rest of him. Just where his hands are. Where are Puka's hands open? Just get the hands open. The rest of them doesn't have to be open. We're going to do this super precise. All right, Dan, that's a little too much. Poking Deion Sanders' toes. And if you say they just need Puka's hands open for a fourth time this show, we're stopping you.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the significance of the Puka Polka in this episode?
0:01–3:44
2
How does Jason Benetti feel about his baseball fan card being revoked?
3:44–9:56
3
What insights does Jason Benetti share about Shohei Ohtani's performance?
9:56–29:11
4
How does the discussion shift to Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s impact on the game?
29:11–46:05
5
What are the implications of the 2025 World Series predictions?
46:05–47:17