Hour 1: Catholic To Your Core
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Who is allowed to celebrate a New York Knicks playoff run?
It's not like that's not really what it's all like to me. So with some help from some of our friends, I have a top five list for today's show of people who are allowed to celebrate a Knicks playoff run. And I'm hoping that you will realize that none of you are on this list and you will stop debasing yourselves.
Do you have any other commentary on yesterday that is missed before we get to that list? Because I imagine there's a lot left unsaid. I was looking, searching for your voice somewhere in our, you know, our fake fandom.
You were very mean to Chris, I would say. Another text I got. Yeah, well, Chris was like, you know, what do you want to talk about tomorrow? And I was like, the Knicks stuff, obviously. And then later in Invisible Inc. Also, Dan was really mean to you.
I lashed out. I'm sorry, Chris. You got condolence texts yesterday? You're still with us. I'm sorry. It's just return my calls, please.
I don't understand Invisible Inc. text messages. What is it for?
It's for when you're saying something and you're like, ooh, if someone's reading this over this person's shoulder, they have a way to make sure that no one sees it. So they're like, ooh, this is something spicy. Let me wait till I'm somewhere where I can press down and read it and be like, ooh, okay. I don't want anyone else to see this.
I say something, I mean it. Whatever.
Well, OK. I would also like to add this isn't from yesterday's show, but Amin's shrimp in a cake analogy. One of the greatest, I think, of all time in the history of the show in describing some of Dan's requests. Very good analogy, Amin.
From one Knicks fan to another. Thank you.
I'm not even a Knicks fan. OK, like this is not I'm not on the list.
You're here now. You're here now.
We're here now. Honestly, I have very mixed feelings about this Knicks run because, yes, obviously I want my boyfriend to be happy, whatever. But he started this annoying bit where he jumps in the pool every time the Knicks win. And it's just like, why are you jumping in the pool? He does that too?
It's our thing. It's kind of our thing. I've done that once. I can't wait to tell you guys the story. One time in my life.
Were you, okay, can you tell us the story?
Tell us the damn story.
What is the story behind jumping into the pool after a Knicks game?
Suspense is killing us. No, no, now that's like the actual perfect time to tell your story. After a Knicks game? When we're talking about jumping in the pool.
Was it celebratory? I didn't want to interrupt what she was saying, and I interrupted what she was saying. But you did, and then you left us with a cliffhanger. all right so the what the page what was the team oh the patriots they were going to go undefeated if indeed they went undefeated i had to do some horrible thing where i talked to each of the 1972 dolphins and wrote a column about each of them and so when the giants beat the patriots in the super bowl preventing another team from being undefeated i joyously threw my hat in the air and jumped into a swimming pool it was just joy because i didn't have to do a ton of work Good story. Not worth interrupting you, though. I regretted it as soon as I said it. You did say you can't wait until I tell this story.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is allowed to celebrate a New York Knicks playoff run?
1:08–3:18
2
What is the story behind jumping into the pool after a Knicks game?
3:18–7:26
3
What are Jessica's thoughts on the Chicago Pope and Catholic identity?
7:26–11:20
4
Did Jessica's grandfather have a connection to the invention of LSD?
11:20–15:16
5
How do the hosts react to Instagram and TikTok content changes?
15:16–16:51
6
What are the health concerns about eating canned tuna daily?
16:51–18:32
7
What are the recommended limits for canned tuna consumption and cold plunging?
18:32
8
What are the sponsored messages featured in the episode?
13:13–39:40
Speakers
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