Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
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What is the NFL schedule and ticket plans for the season?
NFL schedule dropped yesterday, which is actually a super exciting day for not just fans of certain teams, but also free agent fans like myself that like to travel to the biggest games of the regular season. All the primetime standalone games seem really fun. I think I know where I'm going to be week one, and that's in Denver. As everybody with a pulse is probably going to take Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos in their survivor pool, I'm going to be back in Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. That seems like a hard ticket to get. You know where I'm going to get those tickets? Where? The Game Time app. Download the Game Time app, create an account, and use the code DAN for $20 off your first purchase.
Hopefully that purchase is to watch Cam Ward and the Tennessee Titans. Terms apply. Download Game Time today. Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed.
How does Dan Le Batard feel about the NFL primetime games and survivor pools?
No primetime games for Cam Ward next year. That's not rare.
That is a little weird. Like, they're not even on a Thursday night?
No primetime games for the number one pick in the draft. I want to announce to people that I'm a bit frightened right now. This doesn't actually happen to me very often. You guys know I like to play with fire a little bit, right?
What is Sam Morril's current mood and reaction to Knicks' recent loss?
So I ended, accidentally, Bert Kreischer and Bill Burr's podcast by poking Bill Burr on the nose and then just sort of backpedaling the whole time because I'm very afraid of of comedians when they're agitated and emotional, but I also like when they're agitated and emotional. So when I'm interviewing Anthony Jeselnik on South Beach Sessions, I'm beginning from a point of being a little afraid. I don't wanna make a mistake here that's gonna make this person cut my face off because he's been funny since he's nine years old and angry since he's nine years old. And the problem I have right now is I know how good Sam Morrell is at comedy, but I also know how not in the mood he is for us today. And not in the mood.
We have a treasure right now in that we have acidic, dark Sam Morrell right now after just a crushing Knicks loss. And I know he doesn't want to be on with us. And I know he doesn't want to do this. But this is actually a get today, a Knicks fan willing to be hurt publicly today. So, Sam, you honor me by making time in your schedule to do this. I'm sorry we're doing this to you today.
Well, first of all, Dan, not in the mood has never stopped you from what I hear from your wife. Also, yeah, I'm not in the mood to be here. I told you that last time. It was a bad loss, but you pushed and you pushed. And this Bert Kreischer, Bill Burt thing, if you feel so bad about it, why do you bring it up every five minutes? I feel so bad I ended Bert and Bill's podcast. You mention every time I talk to you. Hopefully Tony can behave as well on this episode. I mean, this is a mess last time. So, yeah, I'm not in the mood to talk about the Knicks right now.
Tony, you took, I don't think it's a stray, actually. I don't think Tony knows essentially what it is that you're talking about, but we'll get back to that in a second. Billy betrayed you recently, not unlike Zaz recently betrayed Amin. But Sam, how are you feeling today? Did you have trouble sleeping last night? Because I was saying before you came on here that- I didn't sleep, Dan.
I'm like Donovan Mitchell after his loss. I didn't sleep. I feel like shit. I'm hungover. We're gonna win on Friday, but, you know, look, the Boston team came together. What can you do? You lost your star, and they played a great game. It was very frustrating to watch.
I worry for your team because I was making the argument before you came on here that the Celtics are championship great because they're built for threes. They can hit 25 of them whether or not Tatum's playing. So you have to fear that going into the Garden because the Garden hasn't closed out a playoff opponent this century. Well, do you feel any guilt, Dan? About Tatum?
About you going on here and being like, where's his moment? Where's Jason Tatum's moment? And then he tears the Achilles. He got a moment because of you. You jinxed him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the NFL schedule and ticket plans for the season?
0:10–0:53
2
How does Dan Le Batard feel about the NFL primetime games and survivor pools?
0:53–1:11
3
What is Sam Morril's current mood and reaction to Knicks' recent loss?
1:11–4:26
4
How do Dan and Sam discuss Jason Tatum's injury and its impact on the playoffs?
4:26–8:54
5
What is Sam Morril's perspective on the Knicks and Celtics teams this season?
8:54–12:14
6
What are Sam Morril's thoughts on his comedy career and upcoming movie project?
12:14–16:05
7
Who are the key Knicks players discussed, and what are their current performances?
16:05–17:57
8
Is Sam Morril a candidate for the number one Knicks fan and what about Knicks fandom culture?
17:57–40:24
Speakers
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