Hour 1: Five Good Minutes With Dan (feat. Dan Patrick and Matthew Berry)
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Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Stugatz, I feel uncomfortable whenever one of our heroes and mentors, Dan Patrick, shows up with his... his army of professionals to request something of us and our people start pinballing against each other to make everything right for the other Dan, the serious Dan. And I don't like what happens around here in terms of a whole lot of frenetic planning for a segment. And I don't know how to do that segment with Dan Patrick because I'd kind of like Jeremy, Jessica, and Mike to just spill all over his show instead of us just gasbagging about college sports. But I'm also afraid that they'll get so serious. that they'll do a very serious sports segment for Dan Patrick today, and I don't really want to do that either.
Look, we're teaming up and partnering with Dan Patrick and Peacock on a number of things. Mike, I don't want to announce anything beforehand. Ben, don't. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. That's the right judgment. Don't announce anything. There you go. In fact, don't even. allude to it. Thank you. We're making a lot of things that we want to do with Dan Patrick and his team because we're big admirers. But I don't want to take sports talk so seriously that we have to do sports talk the way that pillar of professionalism Dan Patrick does it. But our messiness... soils his integrity and his show's name when we appear. We can't physically keep the lights on around here because he's doing it differently than we are.
Dan, he asked for you. In terms of media personalities that are so closely associated with the University of Miami, you're probably number two behind me. I want to throw the show to you guys' characters. We'll figure out how to do it. I don't know when we're going to do it. During the break, though, Stu Gatz was making a lot of Ward Manual jokes, a lot of jokes about the name. Ward Manual, a big surprise to me. His first name and his last name. Both first names and last names. Like Anderson Cooper. We were obsessed with this a couple of weeks ago. I didn't even notice it when it made its way past us here. You guys want these power brokers in college sports to continue being power brokers in college sports. These wards and these literal wards.
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