Chapter 1: What fantasy football stress can lead to?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 2: How does Dentek raise the stakes in fantasy football?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.
Chapter 3: What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.
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Chapter 4: Who is Chris Cody and what does he bring to the table?
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else?
Chapter 5: What is the significance of game day attire?
Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.
Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
And you thought that I wasn't going to come. And I wasn't going to come. And the reason that I came is because I heard that someone said yesterday that I was an embarrassment to our people. Someone insinuated that I disappeared because I was an embarrassment to our people. This cara chivo over there with that great shit on his face.
And if you go back and you look, Mike, if you happen to know, and Pablo Torre can maybe find out, we look at the old videos from the Clevelander, that beard that he had before. That was blacker than a meme's beard. So someone needs to look into that situation. Me, an embarrassment to our people. You know what's an embarrassment to our people? This guy can't even say reggaeton.
That's an embarrassment to our people.
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Chapter 6: What are the details about the media skate event?
People's right about that. I, sir, am no embarrassment to our people. I am our people. Yeah, you are. Yeah, people.
Ah, the nuttiest fan. It was brought to you by Hampton Farms. Get nutty with Hampton Farms, the official peanut of bowl season. And congratulations there to people.
He is the 2025 nuttiest fan of the college football season. With six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns on October 22nd, 2006, Hampton The 37th most points in a half PPR game by a tight end. Tickle me. Algie Crumpler.
Whoa. Half PPR?
Half PPR. It's important. The rankings wouldn't change, right? Half PPR, full PPR? It does change. Why would it change? Because more catches equals more points. That's right. Yeah, but the stats stay the same. I see what you're asking. I'm trying to think if you're right. Points per reception would be more if the point is worth a point instead of a half point.
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Chapter 7: What happens when personal plans conflict with team events?
I don't think the rankings would change. Relative to each other.
Algie Crumpler, Algie Crumpler. In full PPR. Look up full PPR. 46. Wow.
Wait a minute. The same game? It only means that the position group is worth more in your league if it's a whole point. Guys, but.
I see something out of the corner of my eye.
I'll be right back. I understand what you're saying. Right?
As you're with me, I can be an idiot with these types of things.
No, no. I know what you're saying. I'm trying to think if you're right.
Kyle Pitts would have more points because he had 11 catches than somebody else who had five catches.
No, but that's one relative. Because the yards, right?
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Chapter 8: How does the conversation shift to John Cena's final match?
So if the yards, if every 10 yards is a point, right? The guys with more yards but fewer catches, it's going to be higher up. But if every catch gets an extra bump, then it would have before.
Mike, clue everyone into who you brought into the studio here.
I brought in David Dwork. Why? Longtime colleague, friend, host of the hockey show with Roy Bellamy. I have a couple questions. Okay. A couple questions because today, as you know, it's Battlecore Championship Day. You and the fam. Oh, no, Roy. I feel like this is not good for Roy. David, are you taking part in this? I thought Roy was participating in a media game.
I have since found out that it's a media skate. Are you taking part in this media skate? Yes. How many training sessions have you had for this leisurely jaunt around the ice rink? You could argue I've been training for this my whole life.
I was going to say, these are two different levels. This guy used to play hockey, so he probably doesn't need the skating lessons.
When is the winter skate taking place? We don't know yet.
Roy is telling me... Is it possible it doesn't happen? It's possible. Roy is telling me he can't make the Battlecore Championship for a team that he co-owns. We'd do this together. This is like a family. When you're a clone, you're a clone for life. Oh, awesome. He is not coming to the Battlecourt Championship today, Devils versus Cyclones, because he is training for this casual skate around.
Is this a bad excuse?
First off, can I just say go Cyclones?
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