Hour 1: Judge Pope Zaslow (feat. Jessica Smetana)
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What fantasy football advice does Jessica Smetana offer?
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What is the latest on Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
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The Arkansas athletic director is still hovering over the shoulder of Mike Ryan. Jessica Smetana must be loving everything that's happening. Exactly how she said it would go with Notre Dame and Miami.
Should we make them promise to play nice here? Or how should we do this on the front?
No, well, first what we're going to do is play the useless sound montage, and then we're going to get to Jessica. But they don't have to promise to play nice. This is going to be Mike Ryan really pissed off, as he has been for the last few days. And I think that Jessica can dance and gloat with a victory lap because everything that's happened with Notre Dame is exactly what she said was going to happen with Notre Dame. So let's play the useless sound montage.
All right, what a day.
This was a rough night.
Yeah, I've never been in a city this big and this clean before. All winds are good. It's hard to go on the road to Tampa. But like I told them, man, you know, yup. We got beat every which way you could possibly be beat. I'm grateful to be a part of this team. I love the way that they just stay connected.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What fantasy football advice does Jessica Smetana offer?
0:00–1:52
2
What is the latest on Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss?
1:52–3:59
3
How do Notre Dame and Miami compare in the playoff race?
3:59–5:49
4
What are the implications of giving an ultimatum in relationships?
5:49–8:48
5
What humorous courtroom ruling does Zaslow deliver?
8:48–11:35
6
How do the hosts react to the latest college football rankings?
11:35–13:44
7
What insights does Jessica provide on coaching and player performance?
13:44–16:31
8
What final thoughts does the panel share about the episode's discussions?
16:31–48:01
Speakers
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