Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana

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Dan Le Batard 3:40
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Billy 3:53
I came very close last night to having an incredible bad beat story because I'm chasing at the end of the day and I'm having the general sadness of, good God, you've got to be kidding me, I'm watching the Utah-Brooklyn basketball game. Ha ha! But the game is tied late. I don't know. Did you guys see this? Utah's obviously terrible. Brooklyn's terrible, though inexplicably. Brooklyn, on a West Coast road trip earlier this year, won at Sacramento, Golden State, and Phoenix. That's when you thought they were good, right? That was last year that I thought they were good when they weren't good. You learned your lesson. Yes. They are not good. They are decidedly not good. But at the end of that game yesterday, you've got a tie game.

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