Hour 1: Not The Best Judgement
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What is the impact of fantasy football stress on players?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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How does Smirnoff enhance the game day experience?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
So of course I have all of my football analysis wrong because I am feeding into the drama of the Eagles and the Chiefs when Stafford's got 24 touchdowns and zero interceptions over the last six weeks of football and the Rams have sort of perfected what Daniel Jones isn't exactly going to travel with on the road. Everyone knows that unless I'm making it like Zero degrees in the cold that Stafford can bring that offense and nine completions to Puka wherever it is that that traveling circus goes.
Wasn't Stafford's career almost over in training camp when they thought he couldn't play because he has a bad back?
I thought he was going to the Giants. Diana Rossini said that that was a real thing. Easy. We talk a lot about the drama and the teams that have been there. It ignores some things about that team, does it not, given that they traded for Stafford over Goff because McVay was like, yeah, I'll go with this quarterback. That quarterback is going to make me lose to Brady 13-3 in a Super Bowl that Belichick won for Brady. And, by the way, they lost one of the best defensive players in league history two years ago.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the impact of fantasy football stress on players?
0:00–1:44
2
How does Smirnoff enhance the game day experience?
1:44–10:10
3
What are the notable performances of Matthew Stafford this season?
10:10–13:28
4
How has Sean McVay influenced the Rams' success?
13:28–26:05
5
What are the implications of pricing out fans from watching Lionel Messi?
26:05–29:47
6
What are the funniest moments from the sports weekend?
29:47–46:23
Speakers
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