Chapter 1: What is the impact of fantasy football stress on players?
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Chapter 2: How does Smirnoff enhance the game day experience?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
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So of course I have all of my football analysis wrong because I am feeding into the drama of the Eagles and the Chiefs when Stafford's got 24 touchdowns and zero interceptions over the last six weeks of football and the Rams have sort of perfected what Daniel Jones isn't exactly going to travel with on the road. Everyone knows that unless I'm making it like
Zero degrees in the cold that Stafford can bring that offense and nine completions to Puka wherever it is that that traveling circus goes.
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Chapter 3: What are the notable performances of Matthew Stafford this season?
That should scare you and your family.
This is all I'm going to get from you today. You're going to continue to be furious.
You have to become undeniable because if you allow this to happen, you perpetuate a narrative. You're not doing anything about it. Then you're stuck with it. And so is your family. That's wrong. Have you seen these polls? While the narrative is around the committee, The pollsters are getting off easy. Let's do funniest things from the sports weekend, please. I've seen some of these pollsters.
Did you know one of them is Israel Gutierrez? Whoa. Oh, don't do this.
We should get a hold of Israel.
We should offer him more money. Don't do this.
I'm suggesting we pay Israel. We continue to pay Israel.
And when he even ranks us ahead of Notre Dame, like he should, we should give more money to Israel. funniest thing from the sports week, please.
Dan, first, we've obtained a photo. We've obtained the photo. The photo that we've wanted all morning of the Barbie room.
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Chapter 4: How has Sean McVay influenced the Rams' success?
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Tony, I love how you're doing this where you're looking around. You seem like you're suspicious. You're giving off suspicion. Somebody's going to stop you. No, you've got to do this. You're probably doing something illegal. Number four. Number four. Nice story, but the bucks are cooked. So that's it. So Carolina's going to win the division. So I said their season was done five weeks ago.
So Caroline is going to win the division. I've never seen Tony scared before.
Yeah, he looks a little scared. Well, because he's out in the wild. Look, there are ice agents around. Guys, we're moving fast, by the way. We're moving fast. I don't know if you guys can see that. It's more of like I need to make sure that I got a good base because this thing can stop and I can fly like six feet back that way. Yes. This thing is no joke. Yes. Well, you should be holding on.
Why don't you just hold on to a rail because you're too much of a man? Yeah. number three no because I I need my hands number three number three is Gibbs is Jameer Gibbs better than Barry Sanders I'll let you guys think about and chew that for a second okay so what did he have like 260 scrimmage yards Yeah, he's really good. It feels like he might be better than Barry. Okay, very good.
I got to pretend like I'm not doing it, guys. Hold on. That is so disrespectful, what you just said.
Anyone else rooting for him to get kicked off?
What I'm rooting for is somebody to punish him for that take. That is terrible to say Jameer Gibbs is Barry Sanders. This shows you don't know anything about anything.
Lobos tried to acquire Gibbs in a trade. Number two. People must be so confused.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of pricing out fans from watching Lionel Messi?
You ever call your dad your boy? No.
Never did. That's him. On his shirt, it said, free my boy BK. And he was showing it. And it's just like everything awkward.
I didn't understand how it is this weekend. The reports around this were that LSU goes to refire Brian Kelly.
Yeah, they finally fired him.
Based on his lawsuit because he's suing them because he doesn't think he's going to get all his money back. So this is his son doing a freedom march on behalf of his boy, his father.
Never been like, free my boy Greg.
Who's owed $54 million.
Long live BK. He died? Burger King? What does that mean?
Brian Kelly. Brian Kelly, Greg.
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Chapter 6: What are the funniest moments from the sports weekend?
Minor penalty.
Two minutes.
Fork came out of your mouth.
And gay.
That guy barely looks like himself at this point.
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