The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: [Redacted] Is Out On Taylor Swift (feat. Lucy Rohden)
07 Oct 2025
Chapter 1: What fantasy football strategies can help reduce stress?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 2: How does Smirnoff enhance the game day experience?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe.
Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.
Chapter 3: What insights does Lucy Rohden share about the Marcus Freeman Clinic for Men?
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Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 4: What are the best and worst vibes in college football teams?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day?
Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
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Chapter 5: What makes attending a Notre Dame game a magical experience?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Do you think I could talk to you on camera real quick? For what? It's for the Dan Levitard show. It's a segment called Off-Roading. The Dan Patrick show? No, Dan Levitard.
So it's... Who? It's in Miami. He's a guy, and you might know his dad, Poppy. You know, I'm kind of worried about my digital footprint. I'm going to have to pass on this one. I'm just going to ask you questions about the game.
Chapter 6: How does Marcus Freeman influence the Notre Dame football culture?
I don't want to talk to you about the game! Fine! Jeez! Hey, Dan, it's me, Lucy. We're here today at the Notre Dame-Boise State game, and I can't wait to talk to some fans about game day. You're going to have a good time and get what the vibe is like on campus. How did I do? Today is my first time at a Notre Dame game. What do I need to know? What do I need to be prepared for?
You need to know that you're about to have, like, the best day of your entire life.
It's the most magical experience you can ever have. Is it magical because of the leprechauns?
There's only a few teams in the world that, you know, God's rooting for.
If things go wrong, do you also blame God for that or no?
No, because it's all part of the journey. We're all in destiny here, and, you know, eventually we're going to get another championship. What is your favorite tradition?
My favorite one has to be when we score a touchdown. They put somebody up, and you have to do the amount of push-ups that we have scored points.
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Chapter 7: Why are the vibes around two-loss Notre Dame different from two-loss Penn State?
Touchdown!
Have you been the touchdown person before? I have, but I saved it for the playoff game in Miami and we did win that game. So I feel like I can't go back up again until like playoff season. It hasn't happened to me before. I've never been lifted in the air by complete strangers. It's definitely better to be lifted than to lift, I can tell.
He was stressed I was gonna float away like a feather in the air, because I'm so skinny. Everyone knows about touchdown Jesus, right? We also have first down Moses, which is a statue of Moses going like this, like a first down. But every year on Halloween, someone puts a tiny little pumpkin on his finger. How cute is that? And spooky.
One time when I was a student, I was walking past the statue of Jesus. Mary and Joseph, and Joseph has his hand outstretched, and there was a hot dog in his hand, and I thought, oh, that must be a thing. Like, it's the Hot Dog Jesus statue. And then like 10 years later, I was explaining it to one of my friends, and they were like, that's not a thing.
You just walked past it once when there was a hot dog there. So now this is my petition to dub that statue Hot Dog Jesus. Can you describe what it's like to see Marcus Freeman on the sideline ever again?
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Chapter 8: What are the criticisms of Taylor Swift's new album discussed in this episode?
It is like a spiritual experience to see him and appreciate him for all he is. We need Marcus Freeman to run like a clinic for men.
I'm just going to say it. They're respectful young ladies. He's so hot. You three are seniors. This is CJ Carr's first season starting as the quarterback at Notre Dame. How bummed are you that you will not be students to watch what will be the inevitable 2026 Heisman campaign?
So bummed. So I have a philosophy class with CJ Carr, so I can talk to him like every Monday and Wednesday. He is the nicest guy that you've ever met in your entire life.
What does the CJ stand for in CJ Carr?
Chris? No, it's got to be a long name, right?
I'll tell you, it's Curtis Jason. Curtis Jason, all right. Now you can call him Curtis in your philosophy class. Do you have a message for USC? They're not trying to play this game anymore.
still enjoy the rivalry on the West Coast, and we'll keep it on as long as they're willing to, and we're happy to kick their ass.
That's the road to the playoffs. We're going to make it. A couple teams are going to lose. We're going to win a couple games.
But they don't want to play Notre Dame anymore.
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