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What is the significance of Smirnoff in the NFL?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.
Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Welcome to another episode of Insights to Mediocrity. I'm Jeremy Taché here with our expert, our superstar, Tony Colatiut. Good to be here, Jeremy. Tony, can today's player hang with you in your heyday? That's a good question because if you want me to be honest, my heyday was probably around 2017-18. I was playing at ESPN basically every day, playing with guys like Ryan Hollins, playing with former pro guys that were still pretty active. And I would say that's probably the best I ever was in that time. Led the league in scoring at ESPN. I don't even know if we can find those stats. I think we should. I don't know who's out there. Please find those stats for me. Research team, let's get on that one. That's where the myth of the 10 Day Tony like really started.
It's like, wait a second, this guy who's like, here's like a production guy, like is just giving everybody buckets. Like, why is this happening? Where is this coming from? Throwing lobs to Ryan Hans off the backboard. And it was like, oh wait, okay. So can they hang with me? Probably, probably. But at that point, I could have probably been somewhere on a 10-day situation.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff in the NFL?
0:01–7:50
2
How did Tony's heyday at ESPN influence his perspective on current players?
7:50–10:46
3
What are the contrasting views on load management in sports?
10:46–13:39
4
Which NFL games are crucial for playoff implications?
13:39–16:16
5
How did Tony perform in high school basketball?
16:16–47:48
Speakers
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