Hour 1: We Are Made It!!!!!!
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A William Engel writes in Stugatz, willpower is his Twitter handle, and I think he speaks for all of America right now when he says it sucks that Dan Lebitard and all those dorks are happy. I believe that it is something that the rest of North America feels... whenever someone other than your fan base is celebrating anything. The Internet is a wildly divided place. I don't believe that people are happy for each other on the Internet. And I believe that more people would be listening to this show by double today if the Panthers had lost, that that would attract more people in today's North America than happiness.
Oddly, the only people that were happy for Florida Panther fans were Tampa Bay Lightning fans and their organization.
I don't believe that the fans of Tampa Bay were actually happy for Florida. That is simply the organization of Tampa. Doing the right thing. Trying to be magnanimous. I don't believe there is anybody in hockey today anywhere outside of a 50-mile radius of here that's happy for the sport of hockey today because of what happened last night.
And you know what we say to those people?
The Joe! It is annoying to sound like you are gloating. Chris Cody, after wanting to throw up for 12 straight hours, just shouting obnoxiously into his camera how great he is and how he believed all along, how it was never in doubt, how he was the only true supporter of everything that the Panthers were this season. And the only reason that he couldn't take more credit is because he was second place in his own family on being able to take credit for why it is that the Panthers won.
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