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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: $125 Million?!?!?! (feat. Daniel Alvarez)

05 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What discomfort does Dan express about Domino's pants?

0.031 - 4.101 Unknown

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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8.047 - 33.11 Jeremy

I remain uncomfortable. Remain is the word I was trying to say there with everything that's happening with Domino in the other room. The camera angles, the tightness of the pants, the navel. I am told that Domino makes an excellent pan con bistec. I am told that it is going to be something that's featured at Las Rosas earlier or later today. What's happening with that, Domino?

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33.13 - 37.294 Jeremy

What are you doing with Mike Ryan and Mike Ryan's bar later in the day?

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37.274 - 50.029 Dan Le Batard

Just so you know, Dan, just in case. Once again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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50.129 - 54.574 Jeremy

Domino, stop. Please, this is a workplace. We can't have you.

54.694 - 57.197 Mike Ryan

Not his workplace, though. He was talking about the pan con piste.

57.217 - 58.759 Unknown

You know about those V-lines, Dan?

59.363 - 66.216 Jeremy

What are you guys doing, please, again with the pan con bistec? How many is he making? How many pan con bistecs is he making?

66.496 - 76.294 Dan Le Batard

I'm making enough for la ciudad de Miami entera. Dale, pan con bistec, panolos. I do put mayo on it. I make my own aioli. Si? I make my own aioli. Oh, it's aioli.

Chapter 2: What recent news about Stephen Ross and the Dolphins is discussed?

444.509 - 459.005 Jeremy

You guys keep mentioning that he is buying these awards and that no one else is spending money. You guys are saying that he is only winning the awards because he's the only one paying to win the awards. That's what you guys are doing. And I'm jealous.

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459.045 - 463.81 Mike Ryan

Yes, because you keep bringing it up specifically so that this group can undercut it.

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463.79 - 470.882 Jeremy

I don't want an undercut. I'd like to celebrate Pablo's victories because I think they're hard to come by. Why are you still here?

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470.902 - 472.184 Mike Ryan

So hard to come by that you don't have them.

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472.204 - 473.466 Jeremy

Why are you still here?

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Stephen Ross selling a portion of the Dolphins?

473.927 - 486.754 Mike Ryan

I didn't get sent to the penalty box. I don't know what you're talking about. That was the inner monologue. I don't know what you're talking about either. You know you can't win awards without paying for them. I won Best Sideline Reporter via the Miami New Times without paying for that. Okay, I've had enough of this. Folks, listen up.

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538.057 - 579.56 Mike Ryan

dan levatard it sounds to me like everybody could use a hug because a hug is always the right size stugatz all i have put in my body today is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of honey don't let him fool you he said in the break that he's jittery this is the dan levatard show with the stugatz Greg was right to be skeptical about you guys playing that sound yesterday.

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579.58 - 582.883 Mike Ryan

It's a little boy who cried wolf. And also, Chris, I also love diarrhea.

583.723 - 605.543 Jeremy

He was skeptical of the sound that his stomach made that was not altered by anyone. And what Trista just did made it feel like now you can't trust our show to tell the truth about things. And some things are fake and some things are not real. This is real. This is a sound that came out of Greg Cody's body. It also is what the inner monologue just sounded like.

605.523 - 617.847 Stugotz

I'll pay the fine. I just don't understand. How did the microphone pick up Greg's stomach so well? It's as if he took the microphone and put it down his shirt.

618.227 - 620.009 Mike Ryan

It really was amazing to listen to in real time.

620.67 - 641.754 Jeremy

It was that loud, and it's what I've been saying. It's been that loud for a few weeks. It's just not that the mic is catching it every time, because if you consistently go 16 hours without eating and then have two thermoses full of coffee, anyone's stomach is going to sound like that. Two thermoses full of coffee is not in any way healthy, and it's the only liquid that he drinks other than beer.

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