Hour 2: Ahoy, It's Captain Slappy! (feat. Martin Baron)
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What is the focus of the Jägermeister ad segment?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jägermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jägermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jägermeister out at DraftKingsXJägermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
You have a pirate already, Mike? Whoa. What do you mean you have a pirate already? All right, who's on the air here?
Who is Captain Slappy and what is his role?
How holy is Captain Slappy? Is this Chum Bucket? No, it's not Chum Bucket. It's Captain Slappy.
Oh, I'm sorry. You said that already.
Hi. Live from Pumptland.
This is one of those guys who created that National Pirate Day, Stugat.
But this isn't... International talk like a pirate day.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Get it right there.
So how do you feel about pirates being in the news? What's your name, Captain Slappy? Nice, Captain Slappy. Okay, I'm sorry I forgot. I know you mentioned that already. So how do you feel about pirates being in the news so much, Captain Slappy?
Well, I'm happy for it because it sells books.
He's an entrepreneur. This is not the kind of pirate I wanted on the line.
But it's the kind of pirate you ended up with.
It really is. It's really the kind of crappy pirate our show deserves, to be honest with you.
It's the kind of pirate you deserve.
I want a Somali pirate. All right, Captain Slappy, thank you for being always so accessible.
See, show hasn't changed. I'm glad we emptied that. What a hot start to that clip.
Can I relive the start of that clip, please, one time?
You have a pirate already, Mike? Whoa. What do you mean you have a pirate already? All right, who's on the air here?
Ahoy is Captain Slappy.
Is this Chum Bucket?
No, it's not Chum Bucket. It's Captain Slappy.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's not great.
Not great listening there.
You called him Chum Bucket again later in the comment.
Dan only knows one pirate. Who is Chum Bucket?
We interviewed him, too.
It's a different pirate. We're about to have on, I think I can say this, the best boss I have ever had. I don't know how many of you saw the film.
I do believe I'm offended by that.
the film Spotlight on the investigative work that the Pulitzer Prize winning work that the Boston Globe did on the Catholic Church. He was the executive editor of the Boston Globe then and for about a decade was the executive editor of the Washington Post as well and has won a number of Pulitzer Prizes and wrote something here recently for The Atlantic that I want to discuss with him because I was a little surprised that he wrote it. Did something happen with his Catholic Church? Thank you, Amin. I appreciate all your help on that subject. Yes, that's all that matters, that Fuentes was laughing in the other room. That's great. That's what I'm going for there with, yeah, child church sex scandals.
Amin, you have gone too far.
Okay, it's not the way to discuss that. And I'm fine with that being a punishment for you for an entire week, that all you have to do is produce the names of baseball players in a pirate accent.
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