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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Give Me Gloria

23 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What are Amin's Weekend Observations?

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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. It is time for Amin to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Amin.

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20.815 - 26.562 Dan Le Batard

Weekend Observations is brought to you by Miller Lite. Legendary moments start with a light.

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We ridiculed this man for years. Called him a homer. Called him a doddering fool. Called him disrespectful. But I think it's time. We all owe Greg Cody an apology. Connor McOverrated. Connor McChoker. I went to a watch party in Old Town Scottsdale at 6 a.m. and got full-blown PTSD hearing the penalty sounder.

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Chapter 2: How does the Hot Take Time Machine segment work?

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Someone got sent to that, I'm like, no! And I'm like, oh wait, no, I'm not on the show, I'm not on the show. It's okay, it's okay, that was Nam. Boldy juggling the puck en route to score. That was nasty. We haven't talked about that once. You guys keep sucking off Jack Hughes. This dude juggled a hockey puck going full speed ahead and knocked it past.

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He should have gotten the assist and the goal. He passed it to himself. It was easily one of the sickest hockey moments I've ever witnessed in my life. Second to the 2010 gold medal game where the entire crowd, every single person in the crowd wore the official Canada red jersey. Nobody had like their own t-shirt that they made at home.

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Nobody had like, oh, I'm going to wear like my favorite hockey team. I'm a Penguins.

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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the 2015 Kansas City Royals' performance?

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Everyone had the team hockey jersey on. 20,000 people at GM Place. I've never seen anything like that before in sports. How do you blow a five on three? Hockey people, explain this one to me.

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No Crosby. Also, the U.S. killed off every single penalty in the tournament. So they were 100%. Asterisk.

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My favorite baseball is spring training baseball. Let me tell you something. Don't talk to me about no grapefruits. Cactus League. Underway this weekend.

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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to the current state of the Celtics?

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It was 82 degrees yesterday. Guys, what are you doing?

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I love spring training baseball.

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It's so much better than regular baseball. It's so much better. Other than playoffs. Other than playoffs.

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And outside of the fact that you're getting guys wearing like 92 playing the game. That's the best part. I like when the guys run laps in the outfield while the game is actually going on. Oh, it's the best. Running poles? Running poles. By the way, that should be the punishment when we're talking about things in baseball, but we'll have that conversation another day.

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By the way, do you guys have this in the Grapefruit League?

Chapter 5: What are the key points about Joe Mazzulla's coaching?

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Like the seating where it's not even seats, it's just a grassy knoll that people sit on? Yeah, that exists at different ballparks. Like the Little League World Series? It's awesome. Cactus League, baby. Nothing like it. Don't look now. Here come the Spurs. Won eight straight, nine of their last ten. Celtics started Baylor Shireman for the 10th time last night versus the Lakers.

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And you jamokes are sitting around wondering if Jason Tatum should come back. Are you out of your mind? Baylor Shireman. Hey, hey guys, we got Jason Tatum. No, no, no, no.

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Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the WNBA and its negotiations?

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Baylor's been on a hot streak. Get out of here, man. Having said that, Joe Mazzulla has to stop being coy at press conferences. He's got practice sessions today. Did he practice? He does a little Kash Patel, too. I don't know if you guys noticed that. Joe Mazzullo. He's got a little Kash Patel in him.

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I'm sorry you missed Kash Patel. He was just here.

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Oh, man.

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It seems like you're never in the same room. You're starting to get fishy.

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Well, I'll go to 11 and find him and track him down there.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts view the Miami sports teams' prospects?

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All right. New season of Bar Rescue. It's a great time to remind everyone about Here's the Science, a Bar Rescue podcast. Here's the logo for the Here's the Science, a Bar Rescue podcast. It's hosted by real-life bar and restaurant consultant Chelsea Reynolds, commercial kitchen and food truck vet Colin Kassar, and two people who have visited a bar or several in their day, Zach Harper and myself.

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Wherever you get podcasts. WNBA sent a counterproposal to the WNBPA. In it, they proposed the same salary cap and same rev share. Heady play. You guys ever do that in negotiation? They're like, what if we counter with this? And you're like, what if I counter with this? And your counter is basically the same thing that you offered to begin with. Flat is the new race. I love it, man.

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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes are shared about player contracts?

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Because sometimes people don't read and they're like, yeah, this is a lot better. Okay.

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Do people do that money slide the piece of paper across the table thing in real life? That's happened in real life?

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Have I never told you my favorite slide the money on a piece of paper story ever? No. Alan Houston plays for the Knicks. They're playing great. They go to the finals. The second year, they lose in the conference finals. He's been awesome. He's outperformed his contract. He opts out. And his agent is like, hey, let's go in aggressive and ask $77 million on the next deal.

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And they said they sat down, and the Knicks slid the paper over, and it said $100 million. They just got up and said, let me see that pen. They never negotiated. They never said anything. They were going to start at 77 and work their way down to like 74. The Knicks started at 100. So let me see your pen.

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Why are you eating that piece of paper, Allen Houston? None of your business. I missed breakfast. Don't look now.

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Here come the Bulls. Losers of nine straight and nine of their last ten. Guys, it's going to be a hell of a tank season. Congrats to Pat Riley. Getting a statue outside of crypto. Your move, Miami. I mean, he'll have one. Why? Why are we waiting? He's still active. He should have been there before Wade. Oh, okay. Disrespectful, if you ask me. I mean, the court is named after him. He's a statue.

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Does that mean they're not going to give him a statue because they gave him the court? Of course they'll give him a statue. You get the court and a statue?

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Yes, of course. I mean, he is the most important figure in the history of this franchise.

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And maybe a banner. But when you give him the court, is the court not... You can only ever do one court. You never talk about the court, though. You can give multiple statues.

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