Hour 2: Have You Ever Seen Me Do a Puzzle?
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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Like, imagine if Tomlin and Bill Cowher were both the head coaches of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Same time. Like, imagine that. Like, how would that work out? Who has final say on play calls? Who has final say on do we go for it or not? Who's calling timeouts? Right. I mean, not going to work.
I mean, Shanahan reached out to Belichick to be a defensive coordinator. That would have been the worst decision of Shanahan's career.
That's what I'm saying. And if they finally win, it was all Belichick. I mean, think about it, though.
So you guys do not believe that two big, talented people can work together? No big, talented people have self-awareness about how it is that they would collaborate with someone else who might have strengths in other places that they don't have.
That's why I'm here.
Why are you here? And you haven't been recently. I mean, I was traveling. I know, but explain to me, you're here to offer the accents.
You're getting caught up in the minutiae because, you know, I'm not a ball hog. I'm totally fine if I go an entire hour without saying a word here. I put you with somebody else who's not me, and I have a lot of fear of what's going to happen there.
Okay, so you think that I... Way too much David, by the way.
I came in here thinking Greg Cody was going to be here. Greg Cody Tuesdays. I left five, six weeks ago, and it was Greg Cody every Tuesday, and now we replaced that with Samson. Who's asking for more Samson? Nobody is the answer. Wow, man. Love you, Dave.
Let's go out to David Samson in the NASDAQ room where we get an update on everything going on with the NASDAQ. What do we have, David? Give us an update from the bustling floor of the NASDAQ.
We have extreme wealth creation that's been taking place other than in Stu Gatz's account. The reality is that whether you're Elon Musk or just your general retail investor, you've taken advantage of what could be a dead cat bounce. We'll have to wait to see. But meanwhile, Tesla up. DraftKings up. Market, yeah.
A dead cat. Yeah, that was disgusting. A dead cat bounce. I've not heard that expression before.
That is an expression that's often used on Wall Street. The dead cat bounce. How does a dead cat bounce? I ask. Not very high, but it does bounce. If you drop a cat and it's dead, it will come up and then right back down in a market. Do not buy the dead cat bounce because then you end up in trouble.
Chris Cody, were you as disturbed as I was after Stugatz gave voice to Who Wants More Samson for him to go that lecherous with the making of money where his sound was sensual in a way that creeped us out and made me think about 10 days ago when him and Juju had that germ phoboff. I was disturbed by how eager David Samson was to have an orgy, as disturbed as I was by anything David Samson has said or done. since he mispronounced boobs in Spanish. Te-tas? You were disturbed by this. Yes, Chris. It was unpleasant to hear. I don't know where it came from. Well, it's just money. Money makes him lecherous. Money gives him a boner. Te-tas?
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