Hour 2: Stan Van Gundy Is In-Studio

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What hilarious moments do they share about dining out?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:00
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:42
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:39
Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Cuervo. Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
Dan Le Batard 2:01
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Stugatz 2:21
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:29
I'm going to say that per square foot, if you are somebody anywhere who consumes pop culture and you want your Kendrick Lamar Drake information, this room right here per square foot is the last place in... on earth that you would go to but if i were an author like greg cody and uh stu gotts and i were writing comedic fiction like the farrelly brothers or the coen brothers what i would write is losing a rap rap beef fine that is a fine i'm gonna pay it too did someone miss winnie
Greg Cote 3:12
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question because I don't have any cash.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:14
You still don't know how to turn that off and he doesn't have cash. He owns $6 now. I do.
Greg Cote 3:19
Put it on my tab. Greg. Greg. I know. My bad. We just, in fairness to me... He just turned it on.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:27
You don't deserve fairness right now, Greg.
Greg Cote 3:29
We just came off a break. I was doing things... Whirling dervish. I'm doing things during the break.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:34
It's going to happen again, Greg. It's going to happen again because you don't know how to turn your phone down or off. It's going to happen again.
Greg Cote 3:43
No, I just turned it off for sure. But I happen to be very busy during that break. I'm moving and shaking. There's a lot of loose ends. There's just stuff going on. What's up?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:56
What I was saying is, if I was writing fiction on how to lose a rap beef most obviously, overtly, in some realm that's subjective, once you've called in lawyers to sue your record company because you think that the numbers on the beef that... that escalated to not like us, where he accuses you of pedophilia and harboring pedophiles and having them on the payroll, and you go to your lawyers because you're saying those sales couldn't have been that good? You can't write something funnier than that for losing a rap beef.
Mike 4:32
You could sue your publishers? I mean... We'll double dip.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:37
Spotify juices numbers?
Roy 4:40
What?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:41
What a funny thing to have happen, though. Kendrick Lamar has to find that hysterical, right? Not just parlaying that into the halftime Super Bowl show or the number one hit, but also to have Drake whimpering, I'm going to talk to my lawyers. You've sold too well. That's unbelievable.
Mike 4:58
Once a beef, and again, we are not the people to ask, but once it escalates to attorneys, Dan, the beef is over. That's it. There is no more beef. I mean...

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