Hour 2: The Miami Revenge Tour
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What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
How can a dental guard help with fantasy football stress?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Hey guys, this episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. I don't know if you know this, but DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Notre Dame is declining a bowl invitation after being left out of the playoffs.
I don't like it. If you don't get it your way, you just take your ball and go home.
You cannot be an independent, control your own schedule, and then pout when you don't get in.
We're Notre Dame, so we just belong in the playoffs. Or who we lost to We'll just be digging our heels down in the sand Canceling our Christmas travel plans Taking our ball with us and going home To prove a point to the committee Cause we couldn't beat the good teams that we played I think we'll just opt out The only option here is to be whining clowns I think we'll just opt out. There's nothing else to do but just sit and pout. I think we'll just opt out. We've got a bitch and moan cause they left us out. I think we'll just opt out.
I did not expect to be as excited about the way things played out with the Miami Hurricanes yesterday as I was. I don't lose sleep over the Hurricanes. I don't lose sleep over college sports.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
0:00–0:38
2
How can a dental guard help with fantasy football stress?
0:38–0:55
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:55–10:58
4
Why did Notre Dame decline a bowl invitation?
10:58–13:01
5
What factors influenced the selection of teams for the playoffs?
13:01–15:29
6
How did the Miami Hurricanes perform recently?
15:29–23:09
7
What are the implications of the ACC championship results?
23:09–52:55
Speakers
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