Hour 2: Zaslow's Football Fetish (feat. Rachel Nichols)

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What are the implications of attending a party for someone you dislike?

Mike Ryan 0:00
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!

How is Chris Paul's PR battle affecting his reputation?

Mike Ryan 0:45
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.

What unusual personal interests does Zaslow reveal?

Mike Ryan 1:00
Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:26
That's right, Chris.

How does Rachel Nichols view Chris Paul's legacy?

Mike Ryan 1:26
Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary.

What insights does Rachel Nichols provide about NBA culture?

Mike Ryan 1:45
Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.

How do the Clippers handle accountability within the team?

Mike Ryan 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

What reactions did the joke about future NBA players provoke?

Chris Cody 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Mike Ryan 2:27
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Chris Cody 2:55
That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKings.

How does the discussion reflect on the perception of Chris Paul?

Chris Cody 2:59
DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do you got?
Juju 3:03
Congratulations to everyone out there who became billionaires last week because Thursday Thunder hits again. Yes, sir. So tonight, we're going to up it to a little folk piece. You feel me? First leg, Kobe Parkinson. Over 25 yards receiving tonight. With Devontae Adams out, he's going to have to find more people to toss that field to. Getting a big target share over the last few weeks, Juju. Yes, sir. 25 yards should be Scooby Snacks. Next leg, the villainous Puka Nakua for seven receptions tonight. He going to be the only one out there. Yeah, Tutu Atwell, I see you, but not tonight on this thunder ticket. Next leg, I'm going with one of the coolest names in the league, man. Rasheed Shaheed, man. My boy will have at least three catches tonight for Seattle.
Juju 4:02
And the last leg, Davis Allen, two catches. Whenever they happen. Lock it in.
Dan Le Batard 4:11
Juju, you've had, I would say, a hell of a year picking correctly. You've hit a lot of two of three parlays, but you've hit the last two thunders?

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