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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Zaslow's Football Fetish (feat. Rachel Nichols)

18 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the implications of attending a party for someone you dislike?

0.672 - 27.343 Mike Ryan

Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.

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27.624 - 45.342 Mike Ryan

If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!

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Chapter 2: How is Chris Paul's PR battle affecting his reputation?

45.502 - 60.142 Mike Ryan

Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.

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Chapter 3: What unusual personal interests does Zaslow reveal?

60.162 - 72.296 Mike Ryan

Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.

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72.737 - 85.352 Mike Ryan

Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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86.228 - 86.929 Mike Ryan

That's right, Chris.

Chapter 4: How does Rachel Nichols view Chris Paul's legacy?

86.949 - 105.916 Mike Ryan

Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary.

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Chapter 5: What insights does Rachel Nichols provide about NBA culture?

105.956 - 123.8 Mike Ryan

Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.

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Chapter 6: How do the Clippers handle accountability within the team?

124.641 - 140.788 Mike Ryan

Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

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Chapter 7: What reactions did the joke about future NBA players provoke?

140.808 - 147.799 Chris Cody

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.

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147.819 - 165.004 Mike Ryan

Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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175.362 - 179.168 Chris Cody

That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKings.

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Chapter 8: How does the discussion reflect on the perception of Chris Paul?

179.629 - 182.814 Chris Cody

DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do you got?

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183.555 - 213.278 Juju

Congratulations to everyone out there who became billionaires last week because Thursday Thunder hits again. Yes, sir. So tonight, we're going to up it to a little folk piece. You feel me? First leg, Kobe Parkinson. Over 25 yards receiving tonight. With Devontae Adams out, he's going to have to find more people to toss that field to. Getting a big target share over the last few weeks, Juju.

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213.498 - 242.254 Juju

Yes, sir. 25 yards should be Scooby Snacks. Next leg, the villainous Puka Nakua for seven receptions tonight. He going to be the only one out there. Yeah, Tutu Atwell, I see you, but not tonight on this thunder ticket. Next leg, I'm going with one of the coolest names in the league, man. Rasheed Shaheed, man. My boy will have at least three catches tonight for Seattle.

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242.654 - 250.37 Juju

And the last leg, Davis Allen, two catches. Whenever they happen. Lock it in.

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251.333 - 260.94 Dan Le Batard

Juju, you've had, I would say, a hell of a year picking correctly. You've hit a lot of two of three parlays, but you've hit the last two thunders?

261.662 - 264.55 Juju

After tonight? Yes, sir, we will.

264.53 - 290.443 Dan Le Batard

Congratulations, though, because he's had some heartbreakers. Half a yard, some ridiculousness has crushed his parlays. I wanted to ask the group here, because of endings and getting endings right, whether it's Tua or Chris Paul. Chris Paul has had a truly majestic career of excellence. Playing at a time where he didn't get on the banana boat with Carmelo.

290.923 - 314.454 Dan Le Batard

Or he did get on the banana boat, but he didn't go the places that Wade and Bosh and LeBron took the league. But a truly excellent player. An all-timer by any definition. One of the greatest we've ever seen. And now the reporting on him feels lonely. Like, feels like Chris Paul has been wandering the earth the last few years without a recognizing of his greatness in a proper way.

314.814 - 329.333 Dan Le Batard

And then he gets to the Clippers and tries to hold people accountable and nobody comes to his parties. And the reporting on this, what's happening here with the reporting on this as you read between the lines, Amin, because this is not the ending that Chris Paul's excellence deserves.

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