Jessica Critiques Dan's Dog Behavior | Hour 3
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Have a number of things that I want to get to here with Jessica. There's a quote all over my televisions here from Josh Allen that doesn't understand some very basic principles. He says, quote, if you knock enough on the door, it's going to open at some point. That's not true in any way. That's just simply not factually true. Sometimes you can just keep knocking and there'll never be anybody home. There's never anybody.
Especially nowadays, a lot of that. Unless you're a SWAT team.
How hard are you knocking? Jessica, among the examples that we've had around here for somebody who looked old prematurely, which of these is the most shocking from among all of these names? That Kelsey Grammer was 29 when he was on Cheers, Cliff in Cheers, John Ratzenberger was 35, Jason Alexander was 30 at the beginning of Seinfeld. Archie Bunker was 46 on All in the Family. That might be too far before your time. Which of those is most shocking to you?
I think the first one with Kelsey Grammer because 29 is, I mean, you're in your 20s. That is youthful. And if you go back to early Seinfeld episodes, Jason Alexander actually doesn't look that old in the first season. You can see the youthfulness. He just doesn't have a lot of hair.
Jeremy and Amin both making sour faces at you right there, questioning your take on Jason Alexander. Youthfulness?
I don't think he looks that old in the first couple seasons. I don't. I mean, I think in general, everyone looks younger now as they get older versus 30 years ago. I think younger people looked older back then, probably from the cigarette stand. I don't know. I mean, who knows? Modern medicine, what the deal is. But I just think everyone kind of looks a little bit younger now.
Put these on the poll, please. Are you shocked that Jason Alexander was 30 at the beginning of Seinfeld? Are you shocked that Kelsey Grammer was 29 at the beginning of Cheers? Are you shocked that Archie Bunker was 46 on All in the Family? All of those are shocking to me. The question I wanted to ask you, bringing you in from something that we were doing earlier in the week, You are a fellow dog lover with me and so I'm curious because I felt very alone here at the number of people who thought that it was okay for the people in my building to just allow my dog to escape even though there are all sorts of sensors and doors that have to be open in order for that dog to escape. What were your thoughts on what happened to me when I felt the full-blown panic of the McRib being released?
My first and only thought, Dan, was only you. Only you could lose your dog in an apartment building. This is just something that could only happen to you.
You live somewhere where it's like, hey, if I want to leave this place, I could just leave. I just gotta wait for these doors open. I could just leave. So I gotta ask, Matt, what are you doing to make sure your dog is hemmed up? Or is it just a free range dog?
The dog has never been out in that elevator without a human being because that elevator is rarely opening on our floor for any reason. And furthermore, the elevator is separate from the apartment and the doors to the apartment are usually closed. unless there's a sprinkler system going off flooding the apartment that has my wife running around with buckets and garbage cans and she's in a panic.
I love that you have to specify that there is an elevator that is outside of your apartment because you are so rich that I was assuming the elevator just went straight into your apartment. And that would have also kind of explained it a little bit better. But that is a great detail from you, Dan. But again, this could only happened to you and if I'm that guy on that elevator unless this dog is under 20 pounds unless it's like one of those dogs you could just scoop up and like put in your pocket I'm not messing with this dog I am just letting it mind its own business I'm minding my own business because I don't know if this dog's gonna bite me I don't know if it's gonna get mad and do something crazy to me I'm just gonna let it be just the dog by the way has no collar because apparently Dan lets a dog after a long day at work loosen up and just take it off why is it colorless dude
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