JuJu's Top 5 Twins List | Postgame Show
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What are the initial thoughts on today's show?
We got the love doctor back in studio. How did things go with your patients today? I hope I helped them. I hope I gave them some advice that they can work with and learn from. That's all you can hope, right? All right.
You looked the part, I got to say. Absolutely. I came in and said, I'm going to need an appendectomy. And I saw you come in with the medical do-rag on. I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.
We can get Greg right now, walk him over to Jackson Memorial Hospital, which is like 10 minutes up the road, and he walks in kind of busy. People would be like, yeah, yeah, let him in. Hurry up. Come on. Let's go. Give him a clipboard. Let's do that.
Run around. Remember Malachi Love? Wasn't he down here? You guys remember Malachi Love?
I know Malachi Tony.
Malachi Love was the kid. He looked like he was 14, and he pretended to be a doctor.
Oh, that guy. Yeah. He's since been a meme. Let's bring Juju on board here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.
Good to see y'all too, man. Doing great, man. Speaking of Malachi's, y'all saw my boy Malachi working out with JSN the other day in some big-ass shorts. That's how you know he is amazing. We're going to pull that up.
Yeah, that was an incredible video because, yeah, the shorts were the main takeaway here. It's like crazy shorts to be looking this clean in the routes. And I got to say... Credit to JSN for learning from one of the game's greats. I think Malachi can help take JSN to the next level. Absolutely.
Quickly, nice shout-out. I got to shout-out Thurman Thomas' jersey on Juju there.
Yes, sir, man. Appreciate it, man. Let's go, Buffalo. Juju, you got a top five list for us today. What do you have? Yes, sir, man. After my brother made a... Pretty egregious admission earlier in the show.
I knew Juju wasn't going to let me slide on this.
It made me come up with a top five twins in sports. You dig, of all time. Juju, why did I do that? I have no earthly idea. Christy, it wasn't me. Number five, Marquise and Mike Pouncey. Yes, sir, man. Still the Pouncey boys.
If I remember correctly, didn't Marquise come out the year before Mike, or Mike came out the year before? They're twins.
Yeah, several years. I'm being told that's correct. Weird. Like a Kate and Cam Boozer thing.
Isn't Pouncey the one that came out and supported Aaron Hernandez?
Ouch. That is true. Also true.
Wore a free Aaron Hernandez hat. Number four, Bob and Mike Bryan, the most successful doubles team in tennis history, man. You got to know, man. Right number one for 139 straight weeks.
Got a wow from Greg Cody there. Yeah, I'd forgotten about them. I don't doubles, you know. Nobody watches doubles, but still, they were good. Wow, look at that. You're wearing the stethoscope, huh?
We like to watch doubles, baby. Hello. Number three, the Thompson Twins. They're making a lot of noise, man. Very fast, too. Salute to the evil twin out, but the good twin is still in the playoffs. Number two, Tiki and Rondé Barber. Ooh.
I don't like Tiki no more, man.
By the way, can I just jump in? What happened? I believe my dad had the wrong Thompson twins. Yeah, I was thinking of the group. The 80s band.
Yeah, we know.
Hold me now. Doctor, doctor. You are my heart.
Who are the nominees for the Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award?
Yeah, I sure was.
What is JuJu's top five twins list in sports?
You're right. Better than R.E.M.? You got me. I mean, why you don't like the Barber twins, bro?
Because Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the Super Bowl without him, I might add. So he's no longer acceptable in New York giant circles.
It's crazy. The New York came out of you when you were talking about the G-Men.
Would you rather be named by your parents? Would you be resentful if you got Rondé and your brother got Tiki? I'd be upset.
I think Rondé's a better name.
Oh, no, no.
Rondé's a strong name.
Definitely a better name. Tiki. Rondé. I'd much rather be Tiki. Rondé. Sure. Put it on a pole, Dan.
That's just how you're saying it.
Tiki.
Rondé.
What makes the Pouncey twins significant in sports?
Rondé.
Tiki. Whoa. Yeah. There you go. And number one, bro, Kirby Puckett. That's good. That's good. That's a good one. Good job. Let's do some post-show awards today. What are we giving out, Juju? What did I win?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the initial thoughts on today's show?
0:02–3:45
2
Who are the nominees for the Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award?
3:45–3:46
3
What is JuJu's top five twins list in sports?
3:46–4:28
4
What makes the Pouncey twins significant in sports?
4:28–5:50
5
How did the Bryan twins dominate tennis doubles?
5:50–7:14
6
What achievements do the Thompson twins have in sports?
7:14–7:37
7
Why are Tiki and Rondé Barber notable twins?
7:37–8:38
Speakers
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