Chapter 1: What are the initial thoughts on today's show?
We got the love doctor back in studio. How did things go with your patients today? I hope I helped them. I hope I gave them some advice that they can work with and learn from. That's all you can hope, right? All right.
You looked the part, I got to say. Absolutely. I came in and said, I'm going to need an appendectomy. And I saw you come in with the medical do-rag on. I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.
We can get Greg right now, walk him over to Jackson Memorial Hospital, which is like 10 minutes up the road, and he walks in kind of busy. People would be like, yeah, yeah, let him in. Hurry up. Come on. Let's go. Give him a clipboard. Let's do that.
Run around. Remember Malachi Love? Wasn't he down here? You guys remember Malachi Love?
I know Malachi Tony.
Malachi Love was the kid. He looked like he was 14, and he pretended to be a doctor.
Oh, that guy. Yeah. He's since been a meme. Let's bring Juju on board here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.
Good to see y'all too, man. Doing great, man. Speaking of Malachi's, y'all saw my boy Malachi working out with JSN the other day in some big-ass shorts. That's how you know he is amazing. We're going to pull that up.
Yeah, that was an incredible video because, yeah, the shorts were the main takeaway here. It's like crazy shorts to be looking this clean in the routes. And I got to say... Credit to JSN for learning from one of the game's greats. I think Malachi can help take JSN to the next level. Absolutely.
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Chapter 2: Who are the nominees for the Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award?
Yeah, I sure was.
Chapter 3: What is JuJu's top five twins list in sports?
You're right. Better than R.E.M.? You got me. I mean, why you don't like the Barber twins, bro?
Because Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the Super Bowl without him, I might add. So he's no longer acceptable in New York giant circles.
It's crazy. The New York came out of you when you were talking about the G-Men.
Would you rather be named by your parents? Would you be resentful if you got Rondé and your brother got Tiki? I'd be upset.
I think Rondé's a better name.
Oh, no, no.
Rondé's a strong name.
Definitely a better name. Tiki. Rondé. I'd much rather be Tiki. Rondé. Sure. Put it on a pole, Dan.
That's just how you're saying it.
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Chapter 4: What makes the Pouncey twins significant in sports?
Rondé.
Tiki. Whoa. Yeah. There you go. And number one, bro, Kirby Puckett. That's good. That's good. That's a good one. Good job. Let's do some post-show awards today. What are we giving out, Juju? What did I win? Yes, sir, man. In the spirit, before we get that, according to The Athletic, Alperin Shangoon has dethroned Tyrese Halliburton as the league's most overrated player, voted by his peers.
Congrats. Salute. Very good. I also want to give the Randy Ass slash Guaranteed Doghouse Award to my brother, Chris Cody. Congratulations, Chris.
We're trying to get out of it. We're already taking steps to get out of it, but we're going to be all right. Good luck.
I want to give the same car in the same garage award to my brother Dave Damschick and Nick Wright. Good job. Good job, guys. You guys really agreed on stuff.
Disdain for Aaron Rodgers. That Steelers conversation was just like, yep, okay, I agree with you. No, you're right. No, good job on you. Jesus. Get a room.
I like to give the It Happens to Me Too Roy Award to Roy Bellamy. Yeah. Don't say hi to you either. Is that what happens?
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Chapter 5: How did the Bryan twins dominate tennis doubles?
Yeah. He knows what he did. I'm in all the Zooms.
Thank you.
And lastly, I'd like to give the Pulitzer Prize Award to my brother Amina Hasselhoff. Well deserved. You must be smart. How about that? What about, is there a joker of the day? Yes, sir. You hit the buzzer beater. I was going with Nate as well. Nate is a wild boy at this age. So I'm going to shift it over to...
My boy Stefan Diggs has been found not guilty of assault, battery, and strangulation of his former chef. Big day. But during the trial, the chef was not looking too trustworthy. Really? She was seen dancing shortly after the alleged assault. She couldn't answer questions. I'm talking about no questions down there. So I might have to give my sister Nature Boy's Joker of the Day Award.
It's becoming a time-honored tradition, Ric Flair having a tweet, and then, like, about 20 hours later, walking it back and apologizing for it.
He's a disaster. Right. I also like to add, bro, people who be making these accusations that are way false and way wrong, we should come up with some type of penalty system for that. Like, you can't just throw these accusations at people, cost them money, cost them career, cost them jobs, and then be like, oops, my bad, never mind.
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Chapter 6: What achievements do the Thompson twins have in sports?
Juju, do we have any polls today? Absolutely, man. I made up a couple polls while listening to the show. Oh, no. Yes, sir, man. Just two. I left you out of it. Thank you. Is Austin a lousy name for a baby and a boner?
That's a good one.
73% of the audience says yes, Dave. I thought so.
I had a feel.
Coacher.
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Chapter 7: Why are Tiki and Rondé Barber notable twins?
And before we get to the last poll, I'd like to remind everybody to listen to the Greg Cody Podcast with Greg Cody, the Zaslow Show 2.0, and Football America right now, wherever you get your podcasts, man.
And, and, and, Cinephobe, wherever you get podcasts. The Hockey Show.
And the LA Oop. I'm on Keene's Insight today at 4 p.m. Eastern.
we got yes sir darth amin's rule of two at 3 p.m eastern live on youtube all right pitch clock coming up tomorrow probably and my brother tony the crossover come on lock in there's also mystery show i've never been invited on there you go how about today you're on it recorded today here's the science of bar rescue podcast
Last poll is Draymond Green, the Michael Jordan of Robert Orris. 65% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.
Looks like we're never getting Draymond. Good job, Juju. As opposed to all the other years he's been on.
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