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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: A Man Of Process

01 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What catchphrase does Greg Cote have ready for the show?

0.031 - 20.526 Greg Cote

I'm dismayed by where my relationship is, long-time relationship is with Greg Cody on this show and otherwise. Did any of you guys hear the conversation that Greg and I were having moments ago about his list of catchphrases? Was anyone close enough to listen to what was happening there?

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21.307 - 24.553 Unknown

I listened and it made me feel really uncomfortable.

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24.533 - 44.712 Greg Cote

Did it make you feel bad for me that I'm sitting there begging Greg Cody to share his 24th catchphrase on our show and embargo his 23rd for his show because we have a killer thing that works with him where we can go through all his catchphrases and just have one more? Tony, why are you shaking your head?

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44.732 - 46.035 Tony

Because that's not how this works.

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46.015 - 70.842 Tony

Dan okay this is a man of process this is a man of words this is a man of dignity and you're gonna ask him to forego his own stuff to just get your little fix it is no no sir absolutely not it's a classic Dan move of like that's awesome let's do more of that but then what would we do next week yeah because then there would be no anything to update I think you need to just acknowledge this was a great idea by the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody

70.822 - 88.146 Mike Ryan

Thank you. They get me. I acknowledge that. I was setting them up, but whatever. And you just have to promote that, get the rundown when we get it, and not force it onto your show. Because straight up, Dan, you want to steal this. You're trying to steal it for our show.

Chapter 2: How does Dan feel about the process of getting Greg's catchphrases?

88.166 - 95.496 Mike Ryan

And I get it. It's good. It's good. But you can't jump ahead of the podcast that invented it. You've got to wait for that to play out.

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95.628 - 98.751 Amin

How much would you pay my dad to do number one on this show?

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98.851 - 100.572 Greg Cote

No, I don't want number one.

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100.772 - 102.634 Amin

He's been doing number two for 15 years.

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102.974 - 132.212 Greg Cote

I acknowledged yesterday that I was wrong about how great a bit that was, and I called him after the show yesterday to laugh about the fact that he has successfully executed what is going to be a months-long joke. But the conversation, if you'd heard me... begging him for number 24 just so that I could make him read quickly the other 26 beforehand.

132.633 - 149.993 Greg Cote

What you would have heard is him say, but I don't know what number 24 is yet. Part of the whole thing is that it's, well, that's the argument. The argument wasn't that he wanted it for his own show. It was that, no, this needs to be spontaneous. And I'm like, you really don't know what the last 24 are, do you?

150.173 - 157.683 Mike Ryan

I don't recall a top whatever type of list that is spontaneity. Usually thought goes into these things.

157.703 - 175.112 Chris Whittingham

Well, that's the beauty of it, though. And Tony used the word process. He gets it. He understands. And you asking me to provide number 24 right now, it's like asking Julia Child to take a souffle out of the oven before it's done. You don't do that. You just don't do it.

175.092 - 203.327 Greg Cote

I don't think people appreciated enough yesterday that Greg Cody, after summoning Casey at the Bat as the most famous baseball thing ever written in 1888, he then went to the original prank show and had the perfect show host name, Alan Funt, to rhyme with punt. Yes, Funt. You don't have a lot of options throughout history that will allow you to find, other than Helen Hunt,

Chapter 3: What are the challenges of getting to the new Inter Miami stadium?

206.55 - 207.191 Unknown

There aren't many.

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210.394 - 213.757 Greg Cote

Funt is... I already forgot yesterday's.

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213.777 - 225.048 Stugatz

What were yesterday's? The others, they all learn from me. Oh, and there's like, don't go showering. Try to please me.

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228.692 - 232.656 Unknown

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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236.618 - 264.023 Greg Cote

Chris, if not for defending champion, MLS champion, Inter Miami, perhaps for the World Cup, soccer is back, Jack. Soccer is back, Jack, because we have to get ramped up for soccer here. The world is coming to town and coming to the United States, and it's going to be a giant event. And we have the defending MLS champions here. Whittingham, I've been trying to reach Whittingham.

264.503 - 289.109 Greg Cote

Let me do this here. Chris Whittingham is a fancy lad. My wife has been calling him Weddingham because he's engaged. How many of us are going to end up going to that wedding? Because I don't believe a group of us have been to a wedding in a really long time. So I would assume that this wedding would get a contingency from here.

289.47 - 294.978 Amin

This is so classic, Dan. I mean, two season situation. He thinks everyone's getting invited.

294.998 - 301.991 Mike Ryan

You don't do that, dude. You don't do that. You don't reveal it. I know it's on like his IG or whatever, but you just let people like Greg Cody.

Chapter 4: How does the opening of Inter Miami's new stadium affect fan attendance?

302.011 - 319.36 Mike Ryan

You have a shining monument right next to you. Well, not shining. You have a monument right next to you as to why you don't do the things that you did right now. It's like you're talking to a bunch of people right now in this other studio. Odds are, and I don't know. Maybe not everybody's invited. You're going to make some people feel like some type of way.

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319.38 - 324.687 Amin

I will be invited, but that's cool. Blessings to him and family. Now, did he text me, ask me for my address? Yes. But that's fine.

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324.788 - 330.596 Greg Cote

Once you go on IG with this announcement, you can't be bringing that on me and complaining about me there.

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330.616 - 334.921 Mike Ryan

All right, let's focus on the second part. Assuming everybody's invited to the wedding. Yeah.

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335.002 - 336.944 Amin

Now, I'm invited, but everyone else might not be.

337.405 - 345.552 Chris Whittingham

Yeah, as soon as you said that, I was thinking to myself, geez, I don't really assume I'm going to be invited to his wedding. No, you won't be. Okay, thank you for that.

345.632 - 356.074 Greg Cote

What is the last wedding that the show went to as a group? Because it was mine? I was the last one to have a group of people from here together in a place?

356.194 - 358.178 Amin

Yeah, when I juggled for Dan Patrick.

358.198 - 367.275 Mike Ryan

Hit him in the nuts with an orange. It was pre-COVID. No matter what, it was pre-COVID. But to answer your question, it won't be this one because not everybody's invited, Dan.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of Messi playing at the new stadium?

408.889 - 410.21 Chris Whittingham

I don't lie. But you weren't?

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410.37 - 417.9 Greg Cote

But usually you would say I'm really happy to see him. I was really happy to see him is the way anybody else in the world would say that.

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418.16 - 419.682 Chris Whittingham

Well, I don't know about that.

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419.662 - 434.499 Greg Cote

Greg, anybody in the world who just ran into Chris Whittingham and they reunited and both of them were happy, because I'm assuming both of you were happy, the way that they would frame that is, I was so happy to see him, not he was so happy to see me.

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434.519 - 453.161 Chris Whittingham

Okay, he initiated the happiness. He leaned in for the hug. He initiated the reunion. I did a double take because he's with his family. I don't know his family. Who are these people? Who are they? You know, I think mom and dad. They're invited to the wedding. A bunch of people were invited to the wedding. Were there. They were all going to the wedding.

453.682 - 462.232 Chris Whittingham

But he didn't ask for my address, so I assume I'm not going. Woody, if you're listening, no hard feelings. It was good of you to see me that night. And be happy to see him.

462.372 - 482.845 Greg Cote

Right. I appreciate that. Thank you. Do you know the name of the corporate sponsor on Inter-Miami Stadium that they have rushed? And I have to salute them because I did not think in Miami something could be built anywhere, never mind there next to the airport in time for a season.

483.025 - 492.638 Dan Le Batard

That was my question because that bridge still isn't finished. As long as I've been coming to Miami, they've been working on that bridge. And this stadium, I feel like it went up in the span of a few months.

Chapter 6: What insights did Mike Ryan gain from Miami Hurricanes' spring practice?

492.798 - 510.199 Greg Cote

David Sampson does any number of crazy, willful things. Running seven marathons on seven continents in seven days. He has had no greater achievement in his professional life than building a stadium in this town on time and on budget.

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510.382 - 513.248 Mike Ryan

You wanted to know the name of Inter-Miami's new stadium?

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514.23 - 532.086 Greg Cote

I wanted to know if Amin knew it. Yes, new stadium. I didn't say that. I asked if he knew the new corporate name for the place where Inter-Miami is playing. I did not say the new stadium. I asked for the corporate name. You're asking me for the corporate name of the new stadium?

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532.066 - 533.869 Mike Ryan

You're asking for the new stadium.

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533.969 - 541.343 Greg Cote

I did not ask for the new stadium. I asked for the corporate name of the place where Inter-Miami is playing. Do you know it? Wait, hold on.

541.403 - 541.843 Amin

The old one?

542.224 - 543.186 Greg Cote

No. The new one.

543.286 - 545.69 Amin

New stadium. Tell me the name, though. The new stadium.

545.71 - 546.251 Dan Le Batard

The new stadium.

Chapter 7: How does Malachi Toney's presence impact the Miami football community?

561.033 - 584.736 Greg Cote

Well, the reason I'm asking. For the new stadium. Someone tell me. The reason I'm asking is because of the wonderful double redundancies here. Because it's not just that it's new, new stadium and everyone who says it is going to sound like they're stuttering. It's also brand new, brand new stadium. That's right. Because the brand is new. What's a new brand? It's young. It's young.

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585.61 - 608.552 Greg Cote

The brand is new and you. And I what? You didn't know. You didn't knew. I got the impression that you didn't knew. He knew. You could call it brand new, brand new stadium, and you could call it new, new stadium. I can't believe they got it built. Like, I really can't.

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608.572 - 622.188 Greg Cote

You have to understand, we sent Zaslow out the other day in a driverless car, and he went in circles until he ran into a traffic light that didn't work because Miami. It's always something like that in Miami.

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622.288 - 641.25 Greg Cote

Tony is right when he says, they have screwed up our traffic in and out of the beach here for many years because they're building an arch no one needs to hold up a bridge that will be needed when all of South Florida is underwater. But they've been building this for so long, it should be easier to build this than it is a stadium near the airport.

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641.49 - 648.118 Greg Cote

But you guys are as surprised as I am that Miami's infrastructure is going to get to this

648.098 - 664.555 Mike Ryan

game and we're going to have a functioning new new stadium brand new stadium brand new i don't know i don't know if miami is going to be able to get to the stadium because this was a very aggressive timeline i'm not surprised that they got it done because we were asking the same exact questions with uh

664.535 - 680.58 Mike Ryan

The Drive Pink, formerly known as Drive Pink Stadium up in Fort Lauderdale, and that thing went up in what seemed like seven months. And I'm done doubting the Moss family when it comes to anything. But one thing is very clear. While the stadium looks ready to go now, finally all the seats are installed.

Chapter 8: What are the expectations for the University of Miami football team this season?

680.921 - 693.938 Mike Ryan

It wasn't that long ago that there were no seats installed. Honestly, it was a matter of weeks. the area surrounding the stadium is not quite ready for showtime, and the messaging is already getting out there, please take public transportation.

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693.978 - 707.454 Mike Ryan

There is a metro rail stop that takes you to the airport that isn't too far away from where the stadium is, but the signs are there that this is going to be a bit of a cluster bleep, at least for match day one, but the day is finally here.

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708.255 - 713.121 Chris Whittingham

But it's a reach to say that they finished the stadium before the season.

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713.506 - 724.001 Mike Ryan

Well, yeah, the season's like two months old already. And it's also a reach to say that they finished the entire stadium project because it is an active construction site.

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724.021 - 739.104 Greg Cote

The part that I'm surprised by is they are going to house Messi. Like, that's going to happen. Messi's going to play in a game in Miami, a new, new stadium, and they're going to have achieved this on time.

739.745 - 740.426 Chris Whittingham

Little Messi.

741.167 - 742.028 Tony

It's Italian.

743.628 - 765.028 Greg Cote

The parts of this that Mike has right is, for those of you who do not know this area, before we put that stadium there, between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m., that's the worst place in South Florida to be for traffic. The worst. There is none there.

765.346 - 786.275 Greg Cote

Worse than that, I'll give you some I-95 as a competitor, but around the airport, between three and seven, I don't go anywhere and have not gone anywhere for two years because I know I'm gonna get caught in two hours of traffic. This is before you put A soccer cluster bleep doesn't begin to describe what's about to happen here.

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