Local Hour: All About The Bing, All About The Bong

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Who is missing from the show and why?

Dan Le Batard 0:00
shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it shadow in it i would like assistance from the group here today and zaslo thank you so much we broke glass in case of emergency zaslo's been on a heater here for months and he can't show up for work enough in enough places to get money because he wasn't even supposed to be here today love money Well, that seat is usually occupied by somebody who also loves money. And there has been some turbulence in the air that people are asking about. Where's Stugatz? Where's Stugatz? I was just talking with Zaslow and Cody about how lovely it is to watch them build businesses. That Zaslow's got his show and it's a business. Cody's got his show and it's a business.
Dan Le Batard 0:50
And Stugatz has his shows and they're a business. And so... We haven't reported this because people have been yelling and screaming in public, wondering about Stugatz and Stugatz has been missing a lot. But Stugatz wants to follow his daughter around late in life. And Stugatz is signed here to a contract that allows him to live the rest of his life the way that he deserves to, that he's earned because this thing has been built so that we can all get to freedom. But his freedom makes it so that we need him after the single biggest thing the Knicks have done in 25 years. And he simply can't physically get here because over the last four years, it's been hard to physically get him here. So I ask you, Mike, what am I to do today as the Knicks have not felt this good in 25 years?
Dan Le Batard 1:37
that viewing experience of new york boston is going to resonate across the country as a big series because holy shit new york's an underdog what are you talking about new york the knicks have been a laughing stock for twenty five years and they've got this they've got the champs on the brink with the smallest conqueror that there is in the sport. That dude, Jalen Brunson, has become a superstar. And I tried to tell this story last week and never got to the ending. When game one happened, I didn't know who to root for. At the end of the game, I found myself rooting for Boston because I've hated the Knicks for a long time. And I'm like, wow, I did not know that was there. That's surprising. And then game two started. And I'm like, I'm falling in love with Brunson. How is this happening?
Dan Le Batard 2:22
How am I falling in love with a Knick? And from right then on, The next three games, I find myself, I want Boston to cry. What I want the most is for Boston to cry.
Greg Cote 2:32
Boy, did you turn that around.
Billy 2:34
Let the hate flow through you. And I guess you were alluding to the fact that, I mean, Stugatz is purportedly a Knicks fan. You've got the biggest Knicks fan on the planet right here with you, pal.
Tony 2:45
Bing bong! I'm so in on this. I'm straight up rooting for the Knicks. Let's go, Knicks! I've been rooting for the Knicks from day one.
Dan Le Batard 2:52
Go, New York! Go, New York! Go! I gotta tell you, I don't even recognize myself because it's the greatest compliment that I can give in the sport that does such a good job with the stories. Holy shit, Jalen Brunson, I'm late to this party. You have beaten the respect out of me, even though I'd want your fan base to suffer. Like, I cannot give a player a greater compliment than that when I want New York fans to hurt, and I'm like, oh man, they got the beloved one, and no one saw him coming. So now New York gets to identify. This is amazing, as loud as these people have been for 25 years without winning anything. New York gets to identify absolutely. As the underdog. You've got to be shitting me.
Dan Le Batard 3:37
The beloved underdog Knicks.
Billy 3:40
How great are these crowd shots? You see Starbury over there getting the close-ups. Spreewell.
Tony 3:45
Why is there no other team that has that? Where the former players sit courtside and not just sit there and watch the game. They're on the floor cheering and jumping around. No other team in sports.
Dan Le Batard 3:59
It's like seeing the University of Miami players come back and be on the sidelines like the college players.
Billy 4:05
Only because they're beating the Boston Celtics. I wish those Miami Hurricanes could line up against the Boston Celtics. Marbury loves the Knicks so much. Last night was one of the greatest nights of my life.

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