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What social dynamics are explored between Dan, David, and Trista?
Zazz, do you imagine that after all of the years as a public figure going into places where he's meeting people and interacting with people, that David Sampson would be good or bad at social interactions with new people?
He should be good.
But do you assume he is good? Do you assume, like the rest of you, do you assume that David Sampson can walk into a room and interact with others well? I do.
And we're off. I do. I do assume that because based on what his career was prior to doing what he does now, you have to be able to schmooze.
So he doesn't have much of a relationship yet with Trista. He's interacted with her in person next to not at all. And today, upon seeing her, what he says is quite a difference from last night. You dress today in your PJs.
Yeah.
And I said, bitch.
That is what you said. That was exactly the first word that she said after you said that. And then you react totally. You start backtracking with, what, is that bad? Is that pejorative? I didn't mean anything by it.
No, I actually didn't mean. I thought that you looked great. But last night you were in a gown. And today you are in something far more casual. And it seemed like pajama wear, which, by the way, can be beautiful.
He said, oh, I didn't mean that as a pejorative. It's like, bitch, please, PJs is about as much of a pejorative as you can get. And then the thing that was so fucking crazy was I then was, I need to now put my attention on you and your fit. What a wild departure from the paisley, shiny tux that you wore that was fabulous. to cargo shorts and flip flops with bare feet and I think a tattoo on your foot and some sort of floral button up. I was ready to go full, full hood. And I was like, you know what, this is not, we just gotta like, okay, I don't know Samson and let's just keep it cute.
It is an interesting look. Cam from Modern Family up top. Dave Matthews band concert going on the bottom.
Your cameras are from the mid-range up. I could be in my skivvies, it wouldn't matter.
Except for that we have people pointing out what we're wearing on the bottom.
I was referring to the top.
Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Do you know anyone under the age of 100 who refers to undergarments as skivvies? Spectacular start. Ain't that the truth?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
That was a lot of fun last night, but we're wearing it today and we'll wear it all week when we do those Sunday night shows.
What is David Sampson's top five list of worst interactions in his career?
Generally, by Thursday, we're slurring. Me, most of all. Tony. Yes, we are all slurring. Tony is out sick. He won't be slurring because he just took the next day off. All of a sudden, he was fine last night, but he's sick this morning. I don't know. He sounded bad yesterday. Well, you sound bad as the inner monologue sounds like it's got a cold. I'm playing hurt, but I'm here.
I come here, man.
You're playing hurt. You left the show 45 minutes in last night with stomach issues. A lot of people were suggesting that my popcorn made people sick, which I object to. Trista is given no greater compliment around here in the time that she's been here than saluting the popcorn. She does not believe it made anybody sick.
I also think if anybody's slandering the popcorn, it's because very clearly the popcorn's coming from a bag. If you made the popcorn fresh, put some butter instead of coconut oil, and then mix the hot butter with the seasoning that you concocted in a great and culinary way, I mean, we are talking about 100 out of 100.
Yeah, I like your popcorn, but I wasn't going to have any because I knew intake would just be a bad idea for me yesterday. 45 minutes, man. You have a weird relationship with time.
I think that Tony's sulking. You lose 2-1. He was all about – Because he jinxed DR, yeah.
Well, we're going to talk about the way that game ended because I understand why the Dominican Republic is mad. Mason Miller is hard enough to hit without giving him strikes that aren't strikes. When he had come into the performance last night having struck out 19 of the previous 20 batters because nobody can hit him because he throws the ball harder than anybody in the history of Major League Baseball, right?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What social dynamics are explored between Dan, David, and Trista?
0:00–3:04
2
What is David Sampson's top five list of worst interactions in his career?
3:04–6:25
3
Why hasn't Zaslow attended a Heat game in years?
6:25–8:49
4
What insights are shared about the March Madness Looks Like Tournament?
8:49–12:14
5
How do the hosts react to David Sampson's experiences with disrespect?
12:14–14:39
6
What are the challenges faced by the Miami Heat this season?
14:39–18:10
7
How do the hosts perceive the Orlando Magic's performance?
18:10–21:55
8
What are the implications of the Heat's playoff prospects discussed?
21:55–42:50
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