Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
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What is the significance of Billy sitting in Dan's seat?
No, you can stay. I gotta be surprised. I didn't expect to be sitting in this seat today.
Warum? Wann immer Dan nicht hier ist... Ich mag dieses Seat. Ich fühle mich in diesem Seat. Israel sitzt in diesem Seat. Wenn Dan nicht hier ist, sitzen die meisten Leute in diesem Seat. Weil ich nicht in diesem Seat sitzen will. Warum ist das so? Weil das Show das Dan Levitard Show mit Stu Gatz ist. Und ich hänge auf der Seite, wie ein bisschen, wie ein Toenail. Und so bin ich hier. Das ist ich, wie auf dem Seite von Dan's Fuß. Okay. Das ist einfach furchtbar.
Es ist.
Ja, letzte Zeit, als ich auf dem Show war, Stu, warst du in Dan's Seat und ich war in deinem Seat. Wirklich? Ja. Valhalla. Ja.
So we got the text yesterday saying you want to sit in the studio with Stu Gatz and I was like, yes, I just assumed I'd be sitting in Stu Gatz's seat and like three minutes ago he was like, so you're gonna sit in Dan's seat today? I'm like, sure, I guess.
You're in charge, Billy. We're all just gonna stare at you and see where we go next.
That's not great for everyone involved because the things that I have written down are side view mirrors are too advanced, learning to play hockey, worst things that you've stepped on barefoot, obscure bumper stickers, the rehearsal, which is everyone wants to talk about the rehearsal. Don't forget about
My favorite, Sidney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap. Oh, wow. I saw that.
Don't leave out the Knicks. We'll get there, maybe. Taylor's at the game. Should we have him zoom in and tell us about it? He did go to the game last night.
What is the peasant garage?
He's still there? He is still there.
He's left over.
He got a face value ticket. And that's a bad job out of his friend, who only charged him face value. When you have gold in your hand, sell it for the price of gold, okay?
Even to friends? I mean, yeah, that's... Yes. He told me how he got it and it was kind of a funny story of who got it for him and how it is that he got it. I thought it was a very nice gesture, particularly because I don't think this person is particularly close to Taylor and got him a face value ticket. If you were getting him a ticket, you would upcharge him?
If I was getting a ticket and the person that was supposed to come with me couldn't go and I knew that ticket was worth $1,500, I'm not selling it unless it's a brother or my best friend. I'm charging you. Absolut, ja.
Wie weiß er, was Face Value ist? Es gibt keine physischen Tickets, die dir die Dollar-Ammount zeigen. Was er dir sagt, ist das, was er dir sagt. Das ist es, was du glaubst. Was ist, wenn es ein Freund ist?
Du bringst diesen Freund gratis, damit sie dich zahlen. Und von hier an, weißt du, sie zahlen dir einen. Und sie zahlen dir einen, der könnte etwa 3.000 Dollar sein. Das ist ein großer Zufall. Das ist ein großer Zufall. Du willst einen großen Zufall in deinem Leben. Du willst einen von denen auf dem Block haben.
What is the level of an IOU for bringing someone to the Eastern Conference Finals for free?
In New York, at Madison Square Garden.
Helping you move from one walk-up to another walk-up, probably. Move is a good one.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Billy sitting in Dan's seat?
1:32–2:46
2
What is the peasant garage?
2:46–7:37
3
What’s the story behind Billy's efficient bank visit?
7:37–12:36
4
How do the Knicks compare to the Pacers?
12:36–14:34
5
What do we think about celebrity presence at Knicks games?
14:34–17:20
6
What strategies do we have for parallel parking?
17:20–21:16
7
Who would be the best getaway driver in a heist?
21:16–25:11
8
How does the NBA market matchups?
25:11–39:52
Speakers
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