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Why did Stugotz buy a new hat while microdosing?
shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it shadow in it is it the new hat or does stugatz look 10 years younger I shaved. You are clean-shaven, and I haven't seen that in a while. It's been a long time. Well, last week, I think. It looks tan, too. Clean-shaven. It might be the hat. It's the hat. It is a new... It's a nice hat. It is a new hat. Do you want to tell us the story of the hat? Because we have seen you dress a certain way for a long time now, and we've seen the same hat for a while now. So this hat is... Actually, you and I don't wear light colors very much, so I'm in a light shirt today, and people have commented on that, so I imagine you've been getting a lot of comments on your hat.
Now, this is the first comment I've received about the hat. I will tell you the story that I was at the Sphere. I have a residency there along with Dead & Company. It was like 2 in the morning. I'm strolling through a little gift shop at the Wynn Hotel, and there was a mirror in there, and I looked at the hat I was currently wearing, and it was stained. It looked really bad, and I was embarrassed. Even at a dead show at 2 in the morning, I was embarrassed about the hat I was wearing. And then I saw this hat. And I'm like, that looks like a good hat. Fits you well, too. I mean, I was microdosing on mushrooms. I was doing the things you do at Dead & Company at the Sphere in Las Vegas.
That looks like a hat you would buy while microdosing, but that's not your excuse today. You have decided to stay with the look, right?
Well, yeah, because the other hat is still stained. I don't know how to get stains out of a hat. I mean, so this is the cleanest and newest hat that I have, and I like it. I think it's a good look.
I don't know. At what point is it not microdosing anymore? Yeah. If you take like six tablets, I've heard from a friend that you take a couple and you're like, oh, this is nice. But then if you take six, you're not micro dosing anymore. You're just dosing. You're overdosing.
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. If you take six tablets, are you still micro dosing?
I took a hat to the dry cleaners once. It worked.
Really? I'm going to put it on the poll, Juju, as well. Would you ever take a hat to the dry cleaner? Not a baseball cap.
It was a baseball cap. It was one of my white baseball caps that I really like, and it had makeup stains and stuff. So I took it to the dry cleaners. They got it all out. It got stained again within like three days, and then I put it in my washing machine. Same results. You could just put it in the wash, I think.
My wife has done the thing where she buys the little hat thing that you can put in the washing machine. If you put the hat in this little thing, it keeps it. It won't mess it up. It didn't work. It messed up all the hats she's done it with.
Washing machine tends to mess up the hats. I've heard dishwasher. Dishwasher works.
How does the washing machine mess it up? Mine was fine.
Because of the cycle, I guess. If you have other things in there, they can compromise the structural integrity of the hat. Whereas the dishwasher, it's stationary. You don't have to worry about things bumping into it.
The hat that was stained, did it get stained there? Because you have had hats that you golf in and you wear a lot, and they do get stained. So this one was more stained than the average stained hat?
Yeah, this one arrived at a place where it was no longer wearable. I couldn't wear it anymore. You never know where a hat stain comes from. Nope. All of a sudden, you take it off, and you're like, where'd that come from? One day it looks like new. The next day, you're throwing it in the garbage, and you're getting one from the wind at 2 in the morning, microdosing.
Chris, your wife has to be alarmed by the sheer number of hats she ruined, right? Because if I had to guess who's got the most hats around here, it's you, is it not? No, no, like—
Roy and Billy, they have all those hats, the minor league hats that we got sent over the years.
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