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Chapter 1: Why did Stugotz buy a new hat while microdosing?
shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it shadow in it is it the new hat or does stugatz look 10 years younger I shaved. You are clean-shaven, and I haven't seen that in a while. It's been a long time. Well, last week, I think. It looks tan, too. Clean-shaven. It might be the hat. It's the hat. It is a new... It's a nice hat. It is a new hat.
Do you want to tell us the story of the hat? Because we have seen you dress a certain way for a long time now, and we've seen the same hat for a while now. So this hat is... Actually, you and I don't wear light colors very much, so I'm in a light shirt today, and people have commented on that, so I imagine you've been getting a lot of comments on your hat.
Now, this is the first comment I've received about the hat. I will tell you the story that I was at the Sphere. I have a residency there along with Dead & Company. It was like 2 in the morning. I'm strolling through a little gift shop at the Wynn Hotel, and there was a mirror in there, and I looked at the hat I was currently wearing, and it was stained. It looked really bad, and I was embarrassed.
Even at a dead show at 2 in the morning, I was embarrassed about the hat I was wearing. And then I saw this hat. And I'm like, that looks like a good hat. Fits you well, too. I mean, I was microdosing on mushrooms. I was doing the things you do at Dead & Company at the Sphere in Las Vegas.
That looks like a hat you would buy while microdosing, but that's not your excuse today. You have decided to stay with the look, right?
Well, yeah, because the other hat is still stained. I don't know how to get stains out of a hat. I mean, so this is the cleanest and newest hat that I have, and I like it. I think it's a good look.
I don't know. At what point is it not microdosing anymore? Yeah. If you take like six tablets, I've heard from a friend that you take a couple and you're like, oh, this is nice. But then if you take six, you're not micro dosing anymore. You're just dosing. You're overdosing.
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. If you take six tablets, are you still micro dosing?
I took a hat to the dry cleaners once. It worked.
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Chapter 2: How do you properly clean and care for baseball hats?
You live in a post-shame society, Dan. Katy Perry is going to space.
His assistant got fired, right? Somebody, like literally a handler. Like, you need somebody.
You didn't tell me it was two pieces.
You need somebody to handle that.
Is the Pop-Tart Bowl trophy two pieces? You see what you did to me out there? Oh, I guess you wouldn't know.
I would like to know if there is another trophy that is indeed two pieces.
I think the Lombardi trophy is the greatest of all the trophies in terms of being able to handle it, carry it. You can pick it up with one hand. I mean, it's great. It's an efficient trophy. It is. And it means more than any other trophy.
Stugatz, doesn't the claret jug have an awkward lid on it or something that falls off a lot?
Yeah, it does at the top. It's weird.
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