Local Hour: Dan Doesn't Know Ball (feat. Amin Elhassan?)
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What is the significance of Smirnoff as the official vodka sponsor of the NFL?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Chris, have you ever in the history of this show walked in and seen anyone trying to fight your debt? Because I walked in today and the argument that Mike and Greg Cody were having seemed like both of them were unhinged. I just caught pieces of it. I know what it was about because I heard a few of the stray words and I heard a Cristobal reference, but... What were you arguing? And I know which side Mike's on. So where were you? What did you do to make Mike want to fight an old man?
I don't know because we're on the same side here. We both feel strongly that the University of Miami deserves to be in the college football playoff. The disagreement, I think, is that he still thinks they're going to make it, and I don't.
Why does Dan Le Batard feel self-loathing about his sports knowledge?
I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think they're going to make it. I think that's our only disagreement.
Well, it seemed like you were disagreeing vociferously. This guy. I don't know how you do it. How long have you known this guy, Greg? How long have you known this guy? A while. You have electively decided that this guy is someone you want to have in your life. I have. He's been in my life for 20 years, and I'm at my wit's end with this. out the gates lying fake newsing lying or shit stirring we were we were talking to chris i was talking to chris and this this happens all the time when we have university and i was speaking and you interrupted me yeah but i was talking what side is he on what side is he on
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff as the official vodka sponsor of the NFL?
0:01–3:30
2
Why does Dan Le Batard feel self-loathing about his sports knowledge?
3:30–8:06
3
What led to the argument between Mike Ryan and Greg Cody?
8:06–10:27
4
How does the conversation shift to Mario Cristobal and the University of Miami?
10:27–26:30
5
What is the debate surrounding Miami's chances in the college football playoff?
26:30–29:53
6
How do the hosts discuss the implications of losing to Texas Tech?
29:53–34:36
7
What humorous exchanges arise from Greg Cody's navigation mishaps?
34:36–45:41
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on loyalty and sports fandom?
45:41–47:25
Speakers
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