Local Hour: Dos Minutos! (feat. Michael Baiamonte)
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Juju, please put on the poll, have the Charlotte Hornets been running up and down for 37 years for no good reason? Team sucks. Well, yeah, I feel like I said that in the poll question. Zaslow's got a beef, Chris, with your father. And your dad petered out yesterday in a way that was obvious. Like he got in the mask for an hour and then stopped caring after that, just lost all his energy. But he was particularly useless after leaving the show, providing show for us that would have been good to have yesterday on the show instead of just texting us afterward.
What is your objection specifically, Zaslow?
Well, okay, so he had a good idea, something we could have used for the show yesterday.
And then he texts it after the show. Does he write a column? And then two days later, after the game ended, he's like, oh, he gets to his editor.
Oh, you know, this would have been good to use. In this case, he did the song before yesterday's show and just forgot to give it to us. Just forgot about it. So it'd be as if he wrote a column on time and just forgot to submit it. And it was like a day later after another game had happened. Hey, can I still put this column in?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Are the Miami Heat performing well this season?
0:00–9:42
2
What unique insights does Michael Baiamonte provide about his career?
9:42–10:00
3
How does Michael Baiamonte feel about retiring after 35 years?
10:00–10:57
4
What challenges do sports announcers face in their profession?
10:57–11:56
5
What memorable moments does Michael Baiamonte recall from his career?
11:56–17:48
6
How has the Miami Heat's roster changed this season?
17:48–48:35
Speakers
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