Local Hour: Good To See You, Whipie
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How did Cuervo become a part of the show?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadow show.
Shadow show.
Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Jessica, how many University of Miami games have you gone to with Mike Ryan?
What are Mike and Jessica's experiences at University of Miami games?
I think two, maybe. He didn't go to the last two. I don't know why. His basketball teams are so good this season. He just abandoned them.
And what has it been like when you've been with him at those games? There's a reason I'm asking these questions.
He wears a full Adidas Miami Hurricanes tracksuit. He sort of walks in with a swagger. He shakes everyone's hands in the club section. He's got great parking, great parking, great seats. I sat on the court side for the women's basketball game last week.
Touching wood.
Like three seats down from Brianna Stewart.
Now I'm curious, is his hair slick back or push back?
Never back. I got the entradas. I'm not showing the world that. Yeah, I mean, you should know better than that.
I thought he'd be slick back real good.
But the Adidas jumpsuit thing, is it Tony Sperano-ish? Is it Bob Huggins-ish? What is he going for, like, in terms of just throwing on gear that represents I'm Miami through and through, and also I'm a dad?
Tony Soprano-like, I would say. Yeah.
Okay. That's an easy mistake for me to make. He's the old Dolphins coach, Jess.
I didn't know if you meant to say Soprano.
Why is Mike's interaction with Zagaki notable?
It works for both. Oddly, it works for both. He's no longer with us. I did mean to say Tony Soprano. Okay.
Well, it's that one. Because he's a little Italian.
The reason I bring it all up is because I don't know if you guys know, as Mike has told you, and Mike's been publicly critical of their athletic director, so when you're in this company, it can be a little awkward, but while all of this is going on, where Mike is in a group of people, that have heard him say some things that can be critical of the University of Miami, he was stunned and surprised to get a hello from Zagaki.
I got a text message about it.
Well, because Jess has been with me while I have to awkwardly shuffle past Josie.
Yeah, Mike's tickets. So you have to get from like the club section to where his tickets are behind the visitor bench. You have to go in between the row of the stat keepers and the TV and the radio people. And you got to kind of like, oh, excuse me, squeezing right past you there because it's a very narrow section. So you kind of bump everyone a little bit. And so Zagaki sits right there. Yeah.
Every damn time.
And, you know, Mike's walking through in his tracksuit. And, like, Mike's a big guy. Like, Zagaki sees him coming. And it's very awkward for Mike.
But there's never interaction, though. Mike has felt the ice off of him. He's pulled up next to Zagaki in a tailgate. He's felt the ice off of Zagaki, who will not talk to him. But you've got to hello this time.
I got a hey, Mike, or at least I'm 90 percent sure I heard a hey, Mike. I was so shell shocked by it because I was in a room in which there were some tensions in the room. So he wasn't my focus for the first time. The awkward interaction that I was focusing on wasn't with Josie and he undercut it. He was right next to me and he said, hey, Mike. I said, hey, back. And that was that. You said, hello. Hello. No, I don't. That's that was the extent of it. But advantage, Josie, because he totally disarmed me.
And now you guys are going to go get chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's together. That's not how you say that.
I don't get the reference. But yeah, I think Josie. So I happen to know Josie, not a fan of mine. How do you happen to know it? When I happen to know something, Dan, as we have established, it's certifiable. Because it's my understanding that he's told people. This is why my interactions with him are uncomfortable. And I understand it, too.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How did Cuervo become a part of the show?
0:12–1:02
2
What are Mike and Jessica's experiences at University of Miami games?
1:02–2:09
3
Why is Mike's interaction with Zagaki notable?
2:09–8:39
4
Is sketch comedy experiencing a resurgence?
8:39–12:08
5
Who is dominating the lane of awkward comedy?
12:08–16:15
6
Why is the scouting combine story humorous?
16:15–23:51
7
Are news anchors still relevant in today's media landscape?
23:51–32:04
8
What are the latest updates from the Phoenix Mercury?
32:04–47:13
Speakers
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