Local Hour: I'm Here, I've Lived, How About You?
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us doing show i'm getting older i need a lot more things to keep track of things are moving very fast so i have copious notes in front of me and i'm taking copious notes as i hear in the other room in a workplace run amok i hear just someone shout you are a short-sighted moron I don't know what it was about. I don't know who it was directed at. Do you guys know that you don't work in a normal workplace?
If it's about the heat, I'm going to go home.
Okay, what was it about? Jess, I don't know what it was about. I wasn't in there. I was in the other room, and I just heard someone shout, and I don't know who was shouting it at whom. The doors closed. You are a short-sighted moron, and I just don't think that would go in many workplaces.
I'm going to try and guess. I'm going to say Jeremy yelling at Fuentes. It was Jeremy.
Wait, no. Was it about the heat?
Yeah, it was. So this nice guy thing's just a bit on air? I guess. You're a monster behind me. I mean, they're a bunch of short-sighted morons.
Well, I don't know what to do with this part of the tension on our show, but... Like Mike Ryan, who fancies himself inventor of Heat Twitter and patron saint of protecting the doors of what excellence looks like with the Miami Heat, is appalled by the idea that Jeremy would support anything that's happening with the Heat. I'm going to jostle you right now when I tell you the Portland Trailblazers are basically as good as the Heat this year. If you haven't been paying attention to the last six weeks of basketball. They've been on fire. The Portland Trailblazers have the same record, essentially, as the Miami Heat. So this is a calamity. I don't know how you can defend it, Jeremy, but I can't imagine how your last two days felt listening to this show not being able to say anything.
It was truly remarkable, Dan. I mean, I'm not defending what the product looks like in the last several weeks or even this season. It's more the premise of the argument that stems from Mike Ryan claiming he's been right for two and a half years. That you've been wrong. When the start of that was get rid of everyone, lose the play in game and has now become going to the finals twice is the worst thing that could have happened to the franchise. It's a bad spot we're in, Heat fans.
I mean, it's insane. But can you just text him? Because he's not here today. Are we going to drag this out for 40 minutes?
I'd love to drag it out. No, Jessica, you wouldn't want to drag. No, see this. I've already left. Yes, Jessica. No, help me. Jessica, I need help managing this because Jeremy hasn't gotten to speak for two days. That's not good for anyone in his life. So Fuentes got an earful.
But him speaking good today is not good for any of us.
And you know he's been speaking the entire time.
Yeah.
Well, what happened with Fuentes?
He's a short-sighted moron. What happened is the guys in there were talking about what this crew brought up yesterday, the idea of trading BAM at a bio. And I just reminded everyone that everyone in the shipping container wanted to trade BAM at a bio several years ago for Bradley Beal. And that is why I called them what they are, which is short-sighted morons. Got them there.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I do not know what you guys think is the big story of the day today because Chris Cody's got a new game I'm dying to play here called Patriotic or Annoying. And I want to get to it. Jeremy and Jessica have been hypnotized by Chalamet. And so I want to get to that as well. We've got a wild Billy Wednesday episode. In the middle of Amin here.
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