Local Hour: Out To Lunch (feat. Rusty Bueno)

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What recent events have influenced the Miami Heat's performance?

Zaslow 0:00
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Unknown 0:38
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Unknown 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Unknown 1:26
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Chris Cody 1:41
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How does Tyler Herro's return impact the Miami Heat's strategy?

Chris Cody 1:45
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Mike Ryan 1:49
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Unknown 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Mike Ryan 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Unknown 2:30
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. The beloved Jim Mandich once described certain listeners during a different radio age, he would say, of people who listened to the show during the working hours that they were corporate times stealing weasels and this week i'm the executive of a corporation and i've got on my hands a an assortment of employees who are corporate time stealing uh weasels because no one's trying this week no one in america is trying at work this week And Chris Cody says to me, let's just do a Thanksgiving show. I'll play Thanksgiving sounds from our past.
Unknown 3:20
Oh, John Gruden hand turkey. See the hand. Random Thanksgiving. You want to talk and you want to do. No, I've got this right. There's no employee in America trying this week.
Stugatz 3:31
Correct.
Unknown 3:31
I mean, I felt like yesterday was a creative lift, pal.
Mike Ryan 3:35
I tried really hard.

What role does Kel'el Ware play in the Miami Heat's lineup?

Mike Ryan 3:36
I mean, I typed Thanksgiving into my computer and I saw what came up.
Unknown 3:39
What'd you find? Can you do better than them? Can you do better than them with your lazy Thanksgiving show as Mike's talking about what a heavy lift yesterday was?
Mike Ryan 3:47
I mean, Mike said a great one. John Gruden talking about hand turkey.
Unknown 3:50
Yeah. That was your cue. Don't say f*** off the air.
Zaslow 3:55
It's very important that I start at the rear first.

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