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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Local Hour: Pecan Rolls

Thu, 01 May 2025

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Bar none, hands down, the Florida Panthers ended the Tampa Bay Lightning last night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What happened in the Florida Panthers vs Tampa Bay Lightning game?

53.78 - 74.186 Bobby

Why not? Oh, I was thinking about those pick and rolls, man, one after the other. They didn't have a defensive play. You know, I was saying to myself, why don't they kick the ball or stick your leg?

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74.287 - 84.048 Dan Le Batard

Yes, you've been saying this for a couple of days. Mom is tired of this as your analysis for a couple of days, that why didn't they just kick the ball all game? That's not a plan.

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85.048 - 98.805 Bobby

I thought that that was a hell of a defensive play. Are you kidding me? they could have stopped all the points that they scored against them. Man, I tell you, I mean, that got to be part of the playbook for next year.

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98.905 - 105.469 Dan Le Batard

Okay, so you're saying just keep resetting the clock at 14 seconds and just see if you can keep the game down to two to nothing.

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105.509 - 118.143 Bobby

That's right. That's the way to do it. You know, I hear that they're bringing the whole team back. You know what I mean? They're going to make another run. Yeah, that's what I hear. My sources tell me that. The whole team is coming back.

118.304 - 125.751 Dan Le Batard

Bobby, your sources said yesterday that Mick Garrison left the arena embarrassed in a mustache and sunglasses and a wig.

126.151 - 141.375 Bobby

That's right. I saw him not. He used his secret escape route. Are you kidding me? In case of fire, that's the escape route he uses, the owner uses, just to make sure that he leaves the arena in one piece. I saw it with my own eyes.

141.415 - 144.356 Stu Gatz

So it wasn't according to sources. It's a secret call.

144.536 - 150.819 Bobby

What did Barry Jackson say about the game? Did he say anything about the series?

Chapter 2: What are the latest updates on the Miami Dolphins and Tua Tagovailoa?

2007.039 - 2015.302 Dan Le Batard

What is bar none? Two minutes. What is hands down? What is hands down? Why is it hands down? Why is it hands down something special? I'm on it.

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2015.502 - 2038.635 Chris Cote

Man, you can put into my veins the look of the Lightning fans with their shoulders just sad and like four minutes left in the game. The arena's clearing out. They're cutting the 88, sad 88, just looking sad. Shove that into my veins, sad Tampa fans. It was just, that was my favorite part, just seeing the sadness on those Tampa fans.

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2038.916 - 2050.289 Stu Gatz

Hands down comes from the world of horse racing. When a jockey knew that his horse was going to win coming down the stretch, he would put his hands down to suggest to everyone watching, hey, we've won this race.

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2050.589 - 2064.541 Greg Cote

Man down, hands down. How about that? Bar none means without exception, of course. It's believed to have originated in the 18th century with bar potentially used as a preposition, meaning excluding from consideration, accepting, save, but for.

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2065.262 - 2072.889 Dan Le Batard

For some reason, Izzy decided to make the phrase man down, hands down, which is not at all the phrase. No, but that's mine.

2073.089 - 2079.533 Stu Gatz

There's had to be a jockey who dropped his hands thinking he was going to win the race and ended up not winning the race. That's had to happen, right?

2079.713 - 2094.982 Dan Le Batard

Well, you guys do me the favor, please, of just finding any embarrassing videos where people have lost a race that they thought they were winning with cockiness. You will find many of those and you could put those on an endless loop on our screen and people would enjoy all of those.

2095.422 - 2115.726 Roy

Getting back to Nikita Kucherov, who will win the Art Ross Trophy this year for most points in the league. He's gone 15 straight playoff games without scoring a goal. 10 straight against Florida. In this series, he's had no goals, obviously, and four assists. Itu Luserainen, one goal, three assists for four points. So basically, and that was in game five.

2116.486 - 2124.288 Roy

So Luserainen had a better game than Kucherov had the entire series. I'd like a thank you from all of you guys, by the way, for me.

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