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What happened in the Florida Panthers vs Tampa Bay Lightning game?
Why not? Oh, I was thinking about those pick and rolls, man, one after the other. They didn't have a defensive play. You know, I was saying to myself, why don't they kick the ball or stick your leg?
Yes, you've been saying this for a couple of days. Mom is tired of this as your analysis for a couple of days, that why didn't they just kick the ball all game? That's not a plan.
I thought that that was a hell of a defensive play. Are you kidding me? they could have stopped all the points that they scored against them. Man, I tell you, I mean, that got to be part of the playbook for next year.
Okay, so you're saying just keep resetting the clock at 14 seconds and just see if you can keep the game down to two to nothing.
That's right. That's the way to do it. You know, I hear that they're bringing the whole team back. You know what I mean? They're going to make another run. Yeah, that's what I hear. My sources tell me that. The whole team is coming back.
Bobby, your sources said yesterday that Mick Garrison left the arena embarrassed in a mustache and sunglasses and a wig.
That's right. I saw him not. He used his secret escape route. Are you kidding me? In case of fire, that's the escape route he uses, the owner uses, just to make sure that he leaves the arena in one piece. I saw it with my own eyes.
So it wasn't according to sources. It's a secret call.
What did Barry Jackson say about the game? Did he say anything about the series?
He was complaining about the Dolphins. He was saying that they were going to have, outside of a hamburger place at 2 o'clock in the morning, a cornerback tryout.
Well, who is it? They still talk about the Dolphins?
Who's they?
I can't believe that.
Who's they?
The media here in Miami, they still talk about the Dolphins? No, come on, man. They still talk about Shula and the 74-72 Dolphins?
Not the 72 Dolphins.
The perfect season. The perfect season to get together these guys and celebrate.
What do you feel about the Dolphins? You and I haven't talked about this.
No, I haven't. Tua is my guy. Tua is my guy. He has to wear a bigger helmet. That will be his solution to all his problems. Tua is my guy.
Okay.
You give him a bigger helmet and they're competing again. They're the Super Bowl.
Tuna?
Tua, Tua.
Okay.
Tuna 2. Tuna 2. That sounds good to me. Tuna 2. Okay. Back to the Heat. What's going on with the Heat? What is going to be the game plan next year?
No, back to the Heat. I wanted your Dolphins opinions. That's all. Tua is my guy? Is the only Dolphin opinion you have for me?
But what can I tell you? I call it the way I see it, you know? I see big things for Tua. Even though he's a little guy. He carries a big stick. He's going to turn the dolphins around.
So big things for Tua, including a helmet.
That's right.
Is mom there?
No, she doesn't want to talk to me.
You want to talk to her? Yes, I do want to talk to her because I don't think she wants to talk to you because of how bad you've been around the heat. Let me talk to mom for a second.
Hold on for a second. You've got to get out of bed, don't you?
You're laying on your side, aren't you?
Oh, I'm having a margarita now. Hold on.
You're not having a margarita. It's very early in the morning. Hello? Mama. Dime. Dad said yesterday when I called him, I said that he was very bad at heat games. He's been complaining too much, and he said he doesn't complain at heat games.
Oh, my God. That's all he does.
Who does he complain about?
About everything, especially number one is poltergeist.
So he won Spolstra.
That's number one. Do you remember when we sat next to Spolstra's wife? Yes. And he was in the press and he get down.
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