Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
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What is the main topic of this episode?
All of them?
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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow in it.
Shadow in it. Happy Greg Cody Tuesday. Well, we're not on video, so you giving me a thumbs up there isn't really helpful.
Oh, that's crazy. Live video. Who knows around here?
How is it that he doesn't know where he is still after all of these years doing this with us?
Shadow show. In Greg's defense, this is a relatively new concept, and I'm still not fully dialed into it.
Thank you, Mike. You're messing with me with how far you have that mic down, right? That's just to troll me?
It's very low.
We can't hear you.
It's closer to your crotch than it is to your mouth, Greg. It is.
Okay, and then when it's too close, it's like... We hear you breathing. Quit breathing.
Greg, these are problems no other professional broadcaster has.
Just some notes. When you're not talking, lean back slightly so your breathing doesn't get caught. And when you're going to talk, sit up normal so you're into the mic. It's kind of not that difficult.
How do Greg and Dan discuss the concept of 'mirror don't lie'?
Here's a helpful note. Stop picking on your dad. Everybody hates it.
Thank you. God, isn't that the truth? All right. Go on with the show. The show must go on, as they say.
Why did you say before the show, mirror don't lie, and then you said, actually, the mirror does lie? I believe that.
All the time. It's everything's opposite.
Yeah. Well, not only that, but... The mirror is open to interpretation. Like when I see myself in a mirror, I see myself differently than when I see my photo on TV or, you know, something else.
Well, the reason this conversation started is because I was asking Greg what he thought of Angel's caricature that flips up there on the slot machine. And he doesn't like it. It's a little harsh. It's all one color. Right. It's all gray. It's a bit pale. All of it is ashy. All of him is just covered in it. If he were to emerge from a volcano that had just erupted and was running for his safety, he would look that kind of ashy in his hair and on his face.
Yes. Let's just refer to it as an unflattering caricature.
But you said originally you said mirror don't lie because what you said to me was, I guess I got to accept that I am now gray. Mirror don't lie. And then you stopped and said, actually, the mirror does lie. And I don't think the mirror lies. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Does your mirror lie?
I'm with my dad on this. You'll look at yourself in the mirror and you're like, all right, this is fine. This passes. And then you see yourself in a picture and you're like, what was I thinking? What did my mirror tell me?
No, but the mirror is more accurate than the picture. You can take unflattering pictures. You can't take unflattering mirror.
No, you can't because it's a scientific fact. You do appear better looking to yourself in the mirror because of the facial symmetry being reversed, the fact that you're subconsciously posing, you control the lighting. When you look in the mirror, you're trying to look as best as you can.
I put my tongue in my mouth so my face gets as thin as possible.
There's some mirrors that lie, though, because you look at some mirrors and you're like, ooh, I look good. And then you look at other mirrors and you're like, whoa, where did this guy come from? Not even the funhouse mirrors. Just a regular mirror. Sometimes the gym has some better mirrors.
Is it the lighting? Is it the angles?
It is.
It's all those things. They know how to make people feel good about themselves. It's part of the business plan. But then you see one at your house and you're like, damn. Have the mirror at the gym be a good mirror with good lighting.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:12–2:22
2
How do Greg and Dan discuss the concept of 'mirror don't lie'?
2:22–5:12
3
What are the challenges of reporting sports news?
5:12–10:50
4
How does the podcast address performance enhancements in sports?
10:50–21:30
5
What are the implications of Chael Sonnen's claims about LeBron?
21:30–28:25
6
How does cynicism affect sports narratives?
28:25–48:15
Speakers
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