Chapter 1: What new song did Greg debut and how does it relate to basketball?
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Chapter 2: How does Kevin Durant's legacy compare to Brad Marchand's?
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Chapter 3: What qualities make a good NFL team owner?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 4: How did the recent basketball games evoke emotional responses?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
I can tell from looking at Greg Cody, who is a bit post-coital, that he has just done some singing, and soon there will be a new open that will have his song in it. An open? You can tell from looking at him. You can tell that he feels like he has accomplished something. He was just telling me yesterday that Hee Haw 3 needs to perform in Las Vegas and do a documentary. He wants a documentary.
He wants Metal Ark to make a documentary on Hee Haw 3.
Yeah, it's time. I mean, we've been a band for 50, 60 years, and at least I have been part of the band for that long, and it needs a documentary. But that's the first time I've ever been described as looking like I'm post-coital. So thank you for that.
Radiant. Zaz, do you not see the happiness on him?
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Chapter 5: What insights can we gain from Brad Marchand's return to Boston?
Yeah, he's got a smile. You know, it's like an artist who is ready to... you know, show their art to the world. That's exactly what it's like.
He is, but he's pleased with whatever work it is that he's done. Or it could just be that everything centers around him and that gives him the equal pleasure.
Is it like a debut for you too? Have you seen Final Cut? I have not.
Oh, so you'll be watching it for the first time with us. Okay, I wonder what it'll be about. Mike Ryan was also muttering under his breath while you were performing the new Open, just grumbling about Notre Dame fans being funny, and I don't think he actually finds them funny. No, they're not.
They're mad that someone else would consider hiring their coach. It's a strange thing. Well, he wouldn't go. I'm not ā okay, that's his decision. But how dare you say some other school may want to hire him? What are we doing? Isn't that a good thing?
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Chapter 6: How does Tua's performance affect team dynamics and respect?
It's like a compliment to your coach.
But he would never leave. I don't know. I kind of saw your coach leave for an SEC school a couple years ago, and I happen to know that he's talked to other people. You happen to know? I happen to know that Marcus Freeman and his agents have done some back to him. He happens to know? Great Scott, he happens to know. He happens to know. Gather everyone. Get the children. He happens to know.
So wise. People get really offended when the perception is even hinted at that their place is a stepping stone. This happened with Oregon and Mario Crispo. That's why they hate Mario Crispo so much.
This place considers itself less of a stepping stone than any place in college football.
I don't know if they have $15 million to pay coaches. They typically don't do that. It's supposed to be everyone's dream job.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Stephen Ross's ownership of the Dolphins?
Ohio State would like a word.
No, I'm telling you this. I understand what you're saying. There's greatness in plenty of places.
Holier than thou, only one. Do you think when they need money, do they call the Pope and say, hey, man, Marcus Freeman's about to leave. We need another strong $15 million.
Open up the coffers here in the Vatican. They got quite the endowment. What do they got in there, by the way? What's going on down there? Something upon them. In the coffers? In the coffers of the Vatican, Dan. You know what's going on down there? Vampires.
I don't want to talk about what's going on in the coffers of the Vatican. What's going on down there?
We need to have that conversation. Not yet, but soon.
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Chapter 8: What lessons can we learn from the discussion about underachievement in sports?
Basketball is back, Jack. Time for our favorite winter sport. The summertime is over, so let's head down to the court. Time for the tip-off. Give me fast breaks on the attack. Will you shoot a three or take it to the rack? Basketball is back, Jack. It's a dream shape down in the post Or a killer cross you love the most When the offense tries to run and gun Is it man to man or box and one?
It's big plays and talking smack That's how you know that basketball is back Jack Let me hear you say, basketball, basketball, basketball. Basketball is back, Jack. 360 dunks and pick and rolls. And we're going to watch it every day till they raise the Larry O. Hard fouls and hook shots. A dagger three and hack a shag. If you say this game's the best, I'll say it's a gag.
Basketball is back, Jack. Basketball is back.
Basketball is back. Basketball is
We got to get that guy to stop breaking bottles over people's heads in the office. That seems really unsafe. I don't think when the offense is on the run, one of the options is box and one. Yeah, I don't think that's what's happening there. When's the last time you box and one was played, you think?
Wow. I'll have to admonish my lyricist on that one.
On a day when basketball reopens and Amin is in town flying in with urgency because basketball has reopened, we opened with a hockey story. Oh, come on. Hit the other open. The rarest of things that you get in sports is we talk about drama and soap opera and beef and everyone hating each other. Just a super sweet moment. Just a super sweet moment that broke one of the tough games
dirty irritants that that sport has ever seen with one of the greatest stories, and everyone in Florida and Boston could appreciate, oh, they still love him, and he still loves them, and Marchand is trying to keep it together, and he's got no shot at keeping it together as he's watching the video montage, and he gets the career eulogy of his life flashing before his eyes when they've got those banners, and it says 2011, you see the one next to it,
1972! Like, there's no back-to-back there that Marchand is going back to.
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