Local Hour: Shaq Was An Underachiever
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What new song did Greg debut and how does it relate to basketball?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.
How does Kevin Durant's legacy compare to Brad Marchand's?
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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What qualities make a good NFL team owner?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
How did the recent basketball games evoke emotional responses?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
I can tell from looking at Greg Cody, who is a bit post-coital, that he has just done some singing, and soon there will be a new open that will have his song in it. An open? You can tell from looking at him. You can tell that he feels like he has accomplished something. He was just telling me yesterday that Hee Haw 3 needs to perform in Las Vegas and do a documentary. He wants a documentary. He wants Metal Ark to make a documentary on Hee Haw 3.
Yeah, it's time. I mean, we've been a band for 50, 60 years, and at least I have been part of the band for that long, and it needs a documentary. But that's the first time I've ever been described as looking like I'm post-coital. So thank you for that.
Radiant. Zaz, do you not see the happiness on him?
What insights can we gain from Brad Marchand's return to Boston?
Yeah, he's got a smile. You know, it's like an artist who is ready to... you know, show their art to the world. That's exactly what it's like.
He is, but he's pleased with whatever work it is that he's done. Or it could just be that everything centers around him and that gives him the equal pleasure.
Is it like a debut for you too? Have you seen Final Cut? I have not.
Oh, so you'll be watching it for the first time with us.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new song did Greg debut and how does it relate to basketball?
0:00–1:00
2
How does Kevin Durant's legacy compare to Brad Marchand's?
1:00–1:45
3
What qualities make a good NFL team owner?
1:45–2:20
4
How did the recent basketball games evoke emotional responses?
2:20–3:27
5
What insights can we gain from Brad Marchand's return to Boston?
3:27–4:19
6
How does Tua's performance affect team dynamics and respect?
4:19–5:05
7
What are the implications of Stephen Ross's ownership of the Dolphins?
5:05–5:39
8
What lessons can we learn from the discussion about underachievement in sports?
5:39–50:16
Speakers
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