Local Hour: The Court Sauntering
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What are the initial thoughts on Miami Hurricanes' recent win?
Forgive Greg Cody for not being quite ready for what it is that we're doing right now and being off mic. He's doing a bit of arts and crafts right now. Cody, do you want to tell people off mic? Oh, you're going to lean into the mic. This is how it works. This is how it works with Greg Cody. When I want him near the mic, he doesn't do the mic. When I wanted him off mic, he does the closest he's ever been. He pulls the mic right to his mouth and does his job totally correctly.
Damn right. I'm multitasking right now, Dan. That's what that's called. What are you doing? Well, Zaslow, unfortunately, is wearing a Miami football shirt on a day when Miami basketball deserves every sort of pinnacle and attention. And so I'm creating for him something that is going to remedy that situation.
A different shirt. He's wearing a Miami football shirt that reads simply Miami football with the Adidas logo over it. And you are coming over. We're not on air right now. So you are not video on air. So nobody can see what you're doing.
He's walked across the room.
As you theatrically do that.
He's now
Covering up the football like that. The shadow show is not a video.
Is that right? Who can keep track? But viewers will have a payoff once we go live.
They will.
How did the hosts react to the Miami basketball team's performance?
It doesn't match great, though. It's a good shirt, but the colors are not green and orange. Green, orange, and blue really don't. Green, orange, and masking tape really don't work. It's my first time wearing this shirt, too. New shirt. Miami football was celebrated last night, too. Mike Ryan stormed a court and feloniously. I don't think I stormed.
I just sauntered. You stood on the outskirts. No, no, no. I definitely was on the court. I said security. That was assembled with a human chain that was presumably there to prevent me from going on the court. Hey, can my daughter and I go in? And they're like. Go right ahead. And I just sauntered on through.
Did you instantly feel old? Because I did that one. We beat Duke, what was it, a few years ago, and I was at the game, and I was like, all right, I'll go out on the court. And I was just like, I'm old.
I guess I would feel old if I were just doing it to make myself happy. It's a father-daughter moment. I was doing it to make a memory with my daughter, which I did. And no, I guess I felt old because I'm a dad.
Well, and you sauntered in a court storm.
You can't saunter. You're supposed to storm.
What are the implications of Miami's current basketball roster?
Nobody stormed. This was universally a court sauntering.
You're so right about this. It did seem to me more like milling about.
We all collectively, like, should we do this? You could see the students were trepidatious to do it because we don't storm the field. Miami football does not do that because – Down here, you'd get shot for it. Because they have self-respect. Yeah, and also, they'd shoot us. They straight up would. At least for football. That's something that you can get away with, you know, in Appalachia. It's not something that you can do in Miami Gardens.
Well, to be clear, okay, during a court storming, do not bring a child. Like that, a legitimate and real court storming.
What about a court sauntering? Sauntering? It's totally illegal.
That's right. Totally fair.
He's a child!
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
We've had some heaters around here occasionally. Zazz is the one that most recently has had a giant heater where he parlayed the Miami Heat getting into a play-in game into a job.
Had a good year last year.
Yeah, like just a lot of winning that Zazz did. But Mike Ryan is presently doing a great deal of winning. It's not just that he and Chris Cody are GM of the Year and the Battlecourt Cyclones are reigning champions like Inter-Miami. Harder for the Panthers to repeat than it is going to be for the Cyclones or Inter-Miami.
How does the team's physicality compare to North Carolina?
So I feel like that's one version of winning. But then last night, you get the biggest victory of the year. And I think I can say this. They made the tournament last night. Things can happen. I suppose they can get injured because they don't have any depth. They're playing five people, and they have to play everybody.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the initial thoughts on Miami Hurricanes' recent win?
0:00–1:09
2
How did the hosts react to the Miami basketball team's performance?
1:09–2:11
3
What are the implications of Miami's current basketball roster?
2:11–3:41
4
How does the team's physicality compare to North Carolina?
3:41–5:33
5
What role does coaching play in Miami's basketball success?
5:33–6:48
6
How do the hosts feel about the Miami football team's recent achievements?
6:48–8:28
7
What are the challenges facing Miami's basketball program moving forward?
8:28–9:56
8
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their experiences?
9:56–41:19
Speakers
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