Chapter 1: How does the Florida cold affect daily life in South Florida?
I see a record-breaking amount of clothes in here that's been in the corner of the closet for 20 or 30 years that no one around here has pulled out of their closet in a long time. My trainer this morning showed up in a leather jacket that he wore in an Atlanta nightclub 25 years ago because South Florida people are so unaccustomed to, what do you mean it's 35 degrees?
Wait a second, he trained you in a leather jacket?
Yes, and jeans. Yes, he showed up like you would for a club on a Friday night. Was he bleeding? His wife asked him, hey, don't you have sweatpants? And he's like, sweatpants ain't doing it today, honey. Sweats can't be cold down there. I've got to wear jeans. The rest of you, though, Chris Cody's wearing a Bob Saget sweatshirt.
I had to go deep into the closet for this one.
How did you guys experience this morning? My dog didn't want any help with sweaters, blankets, nothing. Didn't know what to do with what it is that this weather is.
I didn't want to get out of the shower. Like, I made the shower extra hot this morning, and I just stood there for a good 10 minutes after I got done washing. I didn't want to get out. Quite the visual.
How are we so bad at this? How is it that nobody here is equipped in any way to deal? Like the rest of the country, they're in New York right now. The temperatures are not humane. Like you cannot be outside. So that's not what's happening here. It's just 35 degrees.
I was on ESPN yesterday and I spent a good portion of the start of the show talking about how cold it is here in Miami. Everyone must have thought I was an asshole.
There was a little bit of frost on the card today when I turned it on. A little bit of frost. I think the rest of the country would be listening to this and mortified by us, by how soft we are. But everyone came in here this morning complaining about some form of the animals are not safe. We're not safe. What is this? How do people live in this?
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Chapter 2: What humorous experiences did the hosts share about dealing with cold weather?
They just can't explain it? Well, and here's the problem. Here's the problem with us here in South Florida. Like, I wake up. I don't want to get out from under the covers because it's freezing in my house. And, like, the tiles are freezing when I step on it. And it's because we refuse to turn on the heat. And why do we refuse to turn on the heat? Because the smell. The smell.
When you turn on the heater, you get the smell.
It smells like that only because you haven't used it in a long time. I know. But that is the only reason. Like, heaters all over cold weather cities don't smell like that if you're using them every day.
Right. I refuse to use it because of the smell. That smell is just dust burning off of the coils from how long you haven't used it.
Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is that smell from the heater just dust from the coils because it's been so long that you used it in Miami? Because I think Tony's got that right, but I haven't lived anywhere else, and I don't know what the amount of time is. If you don't use it for a month, six weeks, or in my case, didn't even know I had a heater.
Legitimately did not know if I had a heater in my apartment because I've never used it. I'm not even making that up. I'm serious to you. So what it smelled like is, wait a minute, we've got a heater? We've got a heater in our house.
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Oh, yeah, it's Super Bowl week. That's something that will get started a little stronger later in the week.
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Chapter 3: How do South Floridians react to extreme weather conditions?
I don't think you're going to feel it very much around here or very much around the Super Bowl this week. Why don't we go to Radio Row? Ah. It's far. I never want to go to Radio Row. We went one time to Las Vegas.
We had fun, Dan.
Yeah, we did have fun, but it cost us half a million dollars, and I don't really want to do that again.
Take half. Okay, you pay me and Zazz. Me and Zazz will go. We'll have fun over at Radio Row, and we'll put it back.
We'll start Super Bowl week in the customary place, which is talking about a boxing match over the weekend. And the thing that I wanted to ask all of you is, because boxing is a pretty historic sport, I'm guessing you guys have been familiar and watched boxing for a good amount of time. Have you ever seen someone step into the ring that you would accuse of wearing a toupee?
Is it something that you've ever seen in all your time watching boxing where you're like, oh, that fighter there, that hair is not real. Is that something you've ever seen? A guy with fake hair in the boxing ring at Levitard Show, put it on the poll. Have you ever seen a boxer in the ring that you suspected of wearing a toupee? Because over the weekend, somebody got their hair system punched off.
Now, I don't know. if this person won or lost the fight. Do you guys know? Jarrell Miller is his name. His nickname is Big Baby. Do you know if he won the fight or not?
He won by split decision. Hair lost, though.
Who cares? Okay, so we see there this video, which is amazing, and I want to get to his sound after the fight because the excuse is also amazing. The excuse for how it is and why it is he lost his hair, how long ago he lost his hair.
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Chapter 4: What was the incident involving a boxer and a toupee?
Adam Silver, I don't even dare you. I double dare you. You already did this.
Okay. I've already seen this. You've got to do better than this. I've already heard you. Adam Silver, I triple dog dare you. I haven't done that. Yeah, he hasn't done that.
I haven't done that.
Dan, triple dog? You finished the thought. You still haven't told the people what you're repeating.
Adam Silver, I triple dog. I dared you. I double dared you. I triple dog dare you to void a deal that the Miami Heat trade away Terry Rozier's expiring contract. I triple dog dare you, Adam Silver.
Guys, let me tell you something. One of the greatest joys of my life was when they finally opened the White Castle in my neighborhood in Phoenix, Arizona. I lost my mind because I'm so used to eating White Castle at home when I was in New York. Now I can have it all the time in Phoenix. But when I come to Miami, there's no White Castle. So you know what I do?
Go to the freezer aisle because right there, They got the variety pack with all the great White Castle flavor in there. You're getting a lot of slider styles. You're getting classic American cheese. You're getting jalapeno cheese. And if you're a bacon lover, you're getting that new cheddar bacon cheese sliders.
The classic cheese gives you all the taste of a great American burger, while jalapeno cheese sliders give a serving of spicy to each bite. And the new cheddar bacon cheese? Ha ha! That literally brings home the bacon, folks, with real pieces of bacon in cheddar-flavored cheese. Guys, I know what you're thinking. Your mouth is watering. My mouth is watering just reading this.
That's completely normal. You can find each of these sliders where?
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Chapter 5: How did ammonia bleach lead to a boxer's hair loss?
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All these high-paid analysts. I don't want to mention names. TNT.
TNT.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of using ammonia bleach on hair?
That's all it is. They don't have a good package. It's a great story for us to pay attention to for Giannis to play with Steph. And there have been reports, I believe it was Nick Friedel, that said Golden State has reassured Jimmy Butler that he is not a piece of that potential trade for Giannis Antetokounmpo, insinuating that the financial things there would be Draymond.
To me, all that insinuates is the Bucs didn't like the package that was built around Jimmy Butler, and Golden State is saving face. Because the reports from the very beginning, from everyone, were... all right, they'll be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and anything else. It's everybody but Steph.
And now it's, oh, we're reassuring Jimmy he's a piece of it, which shows me the counter from Milwaukee was, well, we don't want that contract because that contract is actually difficult to move. You're probably right. It's only an expiring deal. It's not one that you feel you can flip for further value. That's why I mentioned Hero and Wiggins.
You can flip those for further value later on if you don't want them as a piece for the future. Tyler, you could extend as you continue to rebuild. He's a 26-year-old
all-star the backstory on some of this that presents uh problems for the miami heat is do you do it in the next three days or do you do it in the off season when you have the picks and milwaukee doesn't have any urgency on this right miami would need to do it in the next three days because they want to compete this year in an eastern conference that's suspect but uh
Milwaukee's incentivized to wait for a better offer in the offseason are they not Milwaukee is incentivized to wait because they can get at least one more pick if they wait until the summer but how much does Milwaukee care about what Giannis wants in this case how much should they care about what Giannis wants because two things number one they could say hey Giannis we want to wait until the summer because it's more beneficial for us but Giannis would be like
Yeah, I don't want to waste another year of my career. I want to win right now. I want to go to a team that is going to be a playoff team right now. And then the second part, which is kind of important, is Giannis is eligible in October to sign a Supermax deal. But he can only sign it if his current team has had him for six months.
So if they trade him over the summer, he's not eligible for Supermax. Also, the other teams in the mix would suggest that these are teams looking to seize on this very window right now. So you're probably not going to get as good an offer from certainly not these teams that are looking to add Giannis at 32 years old for this postseason.
And on top of that, like if you're if you're Giannis and they don't trade you the deadline, they want something better in the in the offseason. Do you just not play because it's four to six weeks, quote unquote, of his calf strain. But now it's like, all right, well, I'm not going to go out and get hurt in April. Right. Like I'm done for the season. I just basically put him on the shelf.
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