Chapter 1: What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 2: How does Dentek address fantasy football stress?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
Chapter 3: What unique punishment is hinted for fantasy football losers?
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
We've got a hungover Halloween crew that sort of spent itself pre-Halloween, so Jujugati appears to be the only one around here who's put some effort and some thought into his costume. Nobody has put less thought into their costume than Roy Bellamy, who's sitting this out on religious grounds, and so I won't make too much fun of him, even though what he's doing is silly and has no effort.
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Chapter 4: What Halloween costumes are discussed among the cast?
Four hours.
I love how he's just like, this game's 60 minutes, but it's going to take four hours. So I know I'm saying 60, but I need more than 60 minutes of your time. I need four hours of your time. Because I know it's confusing, even though it says 60. We're going to need a little bit longer than that because we have a halftime. We have timeouts. I hate this guy. I'm sorry.
Yeah, you've turned on him. It's just, I just, I can't with him anymore.
I just want to watch Chris talk the whole show. It's so funny looking at his mouth move up and down.
It's longer commercials on Thursday Night Football, too, so it's actually four and a half hours, probably. A normal one o'clock game on Sunday. Probably we can get under four hours, but a nationally televised game, we're going to need four hours and 15 minutes. And then you can take the rest of the night off. Thank you.
Sometimes you just run into Charlie Kohler. Do y'all think that because it's weird and it's going on over there in Arizona right now with Kyler Murray. I feel like Jacoby Brissett has proven himself to be maybe the better quarterback in that situation. So do you think the Dolphins could go after someone like Kyler Murray?
Well, Tony's out on Kyler Murray. And obviously, I think if I put that in front of the Dolphin fan base, they would love to have something like that. Because one of the things that makes it so hopeless around here is Tua leads the league in interceptions. He's clearly not the answer. If... You need a quarterback. We know this. This is a problematic place to be as a franchise.
But if your quarterback is not the answer, then he's the question. And if he's the question leading the league in interceptions, Geno Smith has 10 interceptions and Tua last night throws one more interception. But they played in that game. They controlled the time of possession. They
they played the better first half but you can't get inside the opponent's 30 yard line five times and end up with at the end of the game you've got six points on top of that it's the worst defense we've been talking about in the entire national football league outside of the defense that plays on your team and you have six points and you're moving the ball here and there but like they're dominating you and you look around and saying how is this happening to the worst team on defense in the league
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Chapter 5: How are the Dolphins performing as the trade deadline approaches?
He'll definitely be on the MVP ballot if he stays healthy and he keeps playing this way.
I'm having some trouble with the show because I got two guys in sunglasses and a guy on a horse's head, and I usually do this by eye contact, so I can't tell when you guys want to talk.
Well, back here, we were just sort of discussing, like, if he's not the best player in the league, where is he? And I said he's either third or fourth because I would put Shea and Jokic ahead of him for sure. With the right
But then after that, I mean, you look at Giannis and Tony said maybe Luka, but the impact on both ends of the floor, Wambinyama, what he does defensively to slow down teams, the defense that they have where these guards can just simply flinch
funnel everyone into the paint his shot blocking ability completely changes the game you look at the stats across the nba and it's like victor leads the nba in rebounds victor leads the nba in blocks victor's really close to leading the nba in scoring it's like you look at all those things and it's like yeah it's the first week of the season first two weeks of the season we'll see how everything pans out but it's like this is now the runway for okay the next 10 to 12 years he's just going to be at the top of every stat sheet ever right and that to me equals best player in the league
I feel like he's the best player in the league right now. Like, give me somebody who can do what he do on both ends of the court, cross you up. Like, he's the best player in the league right now if he stays healthy.
Where is the rest of your costume? I know there's a trees element to everything you're doing there with the Clippers and Aspiration.
Aspiration. It's about trees, right?
I think the place that I have to side with Juju on, and maybe this is a semantics discussion, because, okay, you don't want to underestimate all the things Jokic is. Can easily average a triple-double. Can, as Amin says, control the entire game going nine for ten. But if I tell you, when you mention Shea, that's an interesting one, because age, obviously, they're comparable.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Tua's performance for the Dolphins?
He said he could do it anywhere. That's crazy. Murder. Murder. Tell him.
Stugatz. I had no idea Mean had that in his locker.
That might be his best. That's crazy. I'm not kidding. That's crazy, killer.
It's two Americas dead. You don't get it?
This is the Don Levitas show with the Stugatz.
But also, let's not forget how Victor Wimbinyama spent his summer. He spent his summer with GOATS. KG, he spent his summer with Hakeem Olajuwon. With the Monks. With the Monks. But went over ball-headed. Bro was actually making himself better while... I don't know what everybody else was up to.
Juju, his love of the game is what separates him. He's not afraid of the grind. He's not looking for TikToks and Instagram reels. He's trying to further the game.
And his love of the history of the game took him to find knowledge from places like Hakeem Olajuwon, who has a skill set that's similar to his as a big man with guard mobility, and Kevin Garnett, whose love and fire and passion for the game was unmasked.
It has an undercurrent of Elmo to it.
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