Local Hour: The Furthest Thing From Elmo
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
How does Dentek address fantasy football stress?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What unique punishment is hinted for fantasy football losers?
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
We've got a hungover Halloween crew that sort of spent itself pre-Halloween, so Jujugati appears to be the only one around here who's put some effort and some thought into his costume. Nobody has put less thought into their costume than Roy Bellamy, who's sitting this out on religious grounds, and so I won't make too much fun of him, even though what he's doing is silly and has no effort. And the judgment of Chris Cody is truly terrible because the executive producer job requires a judgment but close thereafter eye contact. And I just heard you say while wearing nothing but a mask and looking at the board in front of you, uh-oh. I just heard you mutter, uh-oh, because you realize that if you're wearing that thing on your head, and there's no other part of your costume, you're only doing something that impairs your judgment.
And my ability to have communication with you. I've got hungover Kash Patel next to me, whose head hurt from the amount that he crossed his eyes yesterday. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Can you get a headache from crossing your eyes all day like Kash Patel? Because you seem like you're a mess. You can bet on it.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
0:00–0:45
2
How does Dentek address fantasy football stress?
0:45–0:55
3
What unique punishment is hinted for fantasy football losers?
0:55–9:44
4
What Halloween costumes are discussed among the cast?
9:44–22:57
5
How are the Dolphins performing as the trade deadline approaches?
22:57–35:02
6
What are the implications of Tua's performance for the Dolphins?
35:02–49:19