Local Hour: The Harvard Huckster Milks The Cow

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What is the significance of Smirnoff's sponsorship in the NFL?

Chris Cody 0:01
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 0:11
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.

How do personal styles impact game day experiences?

Chris Cody 0:34
Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
Chris Cody 0:49
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.

What are the implications of Mark Cuban's involvement in the story?

Chris Cody 1:04
Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Stugatz 1:18
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Mike Ryan 1:57
Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

How does the podcast address the criticism of Pablo Torre?

Mike Ryan 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Pablo Torre 2:45
No, we're not allowing it. No, I don't think we can do that on this one. Just because he's still milking from this trough and having Mark Cuban come in. I don't know. Was there any breaking news in this story? I thought, what is Billy shaking his head about here? I don't know what I don't think this is worthy of that.
Unknown 3:05
Is there going to be discipline? Can we get to the discipline portion of this investigation?
Pablo Torre 3:11
Not until Pablo gets all of his clicks beforehand because he's the only information center on this story.
Mike Ryan 3:18
No discipline. You get a 90-minute catfight. I asked a question off air, but I didn't get an answer, so I'll just ask on air. Can we talk about the fact that Mark Cuban interrupted a very important company meeting because he was recording, I guess, slightly before, and he just showed up in a company meeting when they were recording this, which was kind of crazy. He's just like, look, he's like, I'm Mark Cuban. He's just waving around, and people are like, all right, Mark, hit the road, Jack. We've got business to tend to here.
Pablo Torre 3:43
I did think it was funny that right about when we were going to start the company meeting, I see Cynthia just point excitedly at a screen in New York where Mark Cuban has popped up in Pablo Torre's office.

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