Local Hour: The Sink Be Shippin'
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What is the significance of Smirnoff's sponsorship in sports?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Zaslow, I'm made uncomfortable by your level of Tua rage. What's uncomfortable about it? It's just outsized. You're not reasonably angry. You've got 25 years of resentment built up for this organization.
Well, you know what it is? I don't know if you're aware of this feature, this character trait when it comes to sports talk show hosts, Dan. We like to be right.
How do fans feel about the Florida Panthers' performance?
And I've been very wrong about Tua. So I don't like being very publicly wrong, all right? But at the same time, I don't know. His behavior last game, it really bothered me.
He's absolutely right. The number one feature of a Sports Talk radio host or Sports Talk TV is I want to be right. And when I'm wrong, it's not because I did poor calculations or poor projections or poor analysis. It's because the athlete I picked messed up. It's all his fault.
I think I'd rather be interesting than right.
Nick Wright?
I like being right. In this case, I was very wrong. And yeah, this is me. I get it. It could be dopey fan stuff.
It's not journalism to be that biased. And I'm not saying that you and Amin aren't right. I believe it's a large governor and how a lot of people on sports television opine about athletes.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff's sponsorship in sports?
0:01–3:07
2
How do fans feel about the Florida Panthers' performance?
3:07–6:37
3
What are the implications of Tua's recent performance for the Dolphins?
6:37–10:52
4
How does the conversation shift towards the culture of hockey in South Florida?
10:52–15:30
5
What does the panel think about the upcoming Winter Classic event?
15:30–20:07
6
How does the discussion reflect on the Miami Dolphins' history?
20:07–24:51
7
What are the emotional ties fans have with their teams?
24:51–29:43
8
How do the hosts compare the Dolphins' and Panthers' fan experiences?
29:43–48:06
Speakers
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