Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff's sponsorship in sports?
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Chapter 2: How do fans feel about the Florida Panthers' performance?
And I've been very wrong about Tua. So I don't like being very publicly wrong, all right? But at the same time, I don't know. His behavior last game, it really bothered me.
He's absolutely right. The number one feature of a Sports Talk radio host or Sports Talk TV is I want to be right. And when I'm wrong, it's not because I did poor calculations or poor projections or poor analysis. It's because the athlete I picked messed up. It's all his fault.
I think I'd rather be interesting than right.
Nick Wright?
I like being right. In this case, I was very wrong. And yeah, this is me. I get it. It could be dopey fan stuff.
It's not journalism to be that biased. And I'm not saying that you and Amin aren't right. I believe it's a large governor and how a lot of people on sports television opine about athletes. They made me look bad, therefore I'm mad. My opinion is emotional.
I love admitting when I'm wrong.
Zazz, are you a journalist? Oh, yeah. I would not consider you a journalist.
Oh, boy. Well, that's great that you don't consider me one, but if you were ever to come to the Zazz Low Mansion, you would see that there is a degree from the School of Journalism. And that makes me a journalist.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Tua's recent performance for the Dolphins?
That's how we became friends. When LeBron went back to Cleveland? Yeah. That was hard too, but we did not know each other back then. She was very sweet to me a few years ago when I got let go from 790 Ticket, yeah.
Okay, but that's nice, and she's been disrespectful now.
I know, that's the whole point.
Saying you're not a journalist. You say you have a degree. No, I'm not saying I have.
Are you into this dynamic where you say something nice and then Dan just tries to put a bigger wedge between you?
I kind of like it, actually. I feel very strong in me and Zazz's relationship. But just because you have a journalism degree does not make you a journalist. I don't think that's true at all. What? A journalism is something you live every day, Zazz, in your heart, in your spirit, in your words. You are as biased as they come, my brother.
Zazz, in essence, he's saying, just because I dress like a police officer does not make me one.
I don't think he dresses like a journalist either.
He does dress like an undercover cop. Well, that is fine. All right. I will accept that.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift towards the culture of hockey in South Florida?
They're traveling all over the place. You don't hear them complaining about load management. And they're traveling just as much as the baseball and the basketball players are.
Yeah. Football players go a week, sometimes more, in between car accidents. Hockey players have four multiple car accidents a week. And you'll still get the football player every now and then who will come out and talk about, oh, they want us to play an 18th game or they want us to expand the schedule. Do they really care about our safety?
Let me know the next time you hear a hockey player complain about accidents.
anything more but i think i do think that most of us would concede that football physically is harder yes oh yeah no they're valid complaints is this the part where we talk about their players association being weak and not taking care of its its constituency you could argue that it's just a weird cultural thing with hockey they're they're just different
Well, it is bizarre, and I think most people who love hockey know this. I don't know that most people in South Florida know about what it takes to be a two-time champion in that sport when that's the culture you're talking about. The culture is you play through anything to defend that cup. Broken femurs, you're a torso out there.
You play through every single thing, and the guy next to you expects you to play through every single thing. Oh, my God.
Like, I've made the point when it comes to the load management with the NBA. Like, can you imagine a hockey player walking into the dressing room the morning of the morning skate? Like, oh, you're not putting your stuff on today? What's going on? You know, I'm taking the day off. Like, the reaction would be crazy.
OK, but I also think that hockey players are unhealthy mentally and physically.
Definitely. Oh, yeah. And they put the culture of the team ahead of themselves and probably end up with lifelong mental issues as a result of all those concussions.
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Chapter 5: What does the panel think about the upcoming Winter Classic event?
There are roosters walking the streets. It is Little Havana.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion reflect on the Miami Dolphins' history?
And I just want this to feel a little bit more vibrant and reflect that community specifically.
You can say vibrant. Q-tip said vibrant.
I think that what Mike is speaking to is sort of how the world baseball classic when it came to Miami and all of a sudden it's super Latin in the crowd. He's talking about will Miami represent the culture on a street of land where my grandparents lived and didn't speak English the entirety of their lives because there are roosters around there and there was supposed to be a town.
That was supposed to be an economy that got lifted there. You're asking for it to be super Latin. Not just energetic, but Latin.
I understand why it's not. They announced one of the musical performers. And while it's a guy that, you know, a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. I like Role Model. Role Model's performance? I had a decent SNL performance.
I don't know that fool.
Who's going to be his Sally? It's not Pitbull. You know, that's what I kind of want. Second intermission. You know, let's... Liven it up a little bit.
We'll talk more about the Winter Classic tomorrow, but I want you guys to answer the question before I get to Tua and the University of Miami of whether you're willing to buy on the idea that whether South Florida fully embraces it because it understands hockey or doesn't understand hockey.
You're presently looking at something that, not unlike the Chiefs and the Patriots, is the best thing this town has ever had in sports in terms of everything that you feel about sports. Because it's not just the winning, but you're going to fall in love with the players because they care as much as you do in a way that's super unusual.
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Chapter 7: What are the emotional ties fans have with their teams?
No, no, there's nothing to get mad about with Tua yesterday. I mean, I don't know what there is to be upset about. Like, he's going to say, I'm upset, of course. Like, what do you expect him to say?
You're not questioning the amount he cares, correct? Because McDaniel is saying he wants conviction from the quarterback position. Let's play the McDaniel sound here, talking about what seems like a slap at Tua because his decision-making, if it's not there on the first optionā He needs him to have conviction about the second option.
So he's basically saying he's got a quarterback who doesn't have confidence. And if you throw 15 interceptions, lead the league in interceptions, you're going to lose confidence.
Ultimately, the team needs and I'm looking for conviction in quarterback play and understanding that he is a rookie. I felt confident. that he would play the position most convicted, which impacts every player on the field. Realistically, that's what I was looking for. I needed more convicted play from the quarterback position. I thought Quinn could deliver on that. That's not used correctly.
Most convicted means arrested a bunch of times. The coach is using the wrong words. He needs his quarterback to have more confidence. That's damning. He's slapping him when he's down. I want to examine the entirety of this with Tua because I will tell you that he lost this team. in the middle of the season.
And wherever it is that he didn't have real confidence, it evaporated right there when the guys in the locker room didn't like how he reacted to the adversity. So I imagine he's got a quarterback who's, you think he's mentally broken because of the concussions. I think he's mentally broken because this is a really hard job and he was kind of alone in doing it as the ship started to sink.
How do you have confidence or at least maintain confidence when your offensive line year after year has been ranked the golden sieve for worst in the league and you're under duress and Tua has been hit a bajillion times so close that we think he could retire at any time. It's really hard to have confidence when those two factors continue to be right there.
The one that she's like, when I say the all of it, okay, there's one player in the entire league who's consciously watched the last few years. His television has talked about his brain might not be right. This sport is dangerous. He looked like he had a ton of confidence when he was leading the league in passing.
But what if you wake up next to your new baby and you're like, I don't know how my brain is doing. And I got to hide some of this from people. And now when I get in front of the microphones, everyone's mocking me.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts compare the Dolphins' and Panthers' fan experiences?
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Uh-oh. He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens. You can see him mother-effing it. Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now? Turn on your microphone, Greg. My microphone's on. Stugatz.
Paint the scene. Paint the scene is I got to go to work.
Good night. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz. You guys aren't understandably being very human about the mockery, laughter, and anchor that we throw around to his ankle at the end. Here, thanks for the good times. Get out of here. Hurry up about it. And I get it. Journalists. But I get it. I could turn it off and on. 25 years, Dolphin fans have been wrong about this team.
You think the journalists are angry? Like, 25 years. This guy, this is... The worst thing is being poor after you've been rich. For five minutes there, this fan base dared to hope because of this quarterback who kept getting brain injured. And now we're mad at him because he dared to allow us to hope and we look stupid.
You're absolutely right. That's what it is. If he had just been not good. Like, everyone would be like, all right, well, who's next? Quinn, yours. Give him a try. But it's the idea, Dan, that he tantalized them for a brief moment in time. They saw a future. Remember the Super Bowl? We were like, what if the Dolphins make the Super Bowl here? That was a thing that we talked about.
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