Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show

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Who are the hosts and guests on the Local Hour: The Terron Armstead Celebration Show?

Dan Le Batard 1:46
Hello. Hi. What are you doing here?

What is the significance of Masters Week in the podcast?

Stu Gatz 1:50
Master's week. I've never seen a cat drag anything.
Billy 1:54
You haven't seen them drag dead things into your house? Did you watch the Lightning series?
Advertisement voice 1:59
Ah, yes.
Dan Le Batard 2:00
So Masters Week, you're going to be off Thursday already, I'm assuming. Yes.
Roy 2:04
It's also off for the Par 3 as well.
Billy 2:06
This is his only day. I saw the other day, I was stunned by this, that Vijay Singh withdrew, and I'm like, really? He's still out there doing it? He is.
Roy 2:16
Vijay! Remember that? That was fun. You get an exemption, you play that thing.
Mike 2:19
Yep, you do. Forever. Right. He shouldn't be invited back. That's a take.
Billy 2:27
When's the last time he won it? He won it 20 years ago?
Roy 2:30
Forever a champion.
Billy 2:31
Yeah. I know. I'm aware of that. I'm not trying to. Got a green coat. I'm not trying to take. It's a green jacket.
Mike 2:36
It's a green coat.
Billy 2:38
Okay. Well, who calls it a green coat? Famously not a green coat.
Mike 2:41
It's not a green coat. Welcome back. Green coat.
Chris Cote 2:46
But it's not a. Famously the green jacket. It's not a big.
Mike 2:50
After you win one, you call it a coat. Okay. I love you. Great coat. I miss you so much.
Billy 2:57
a coat suggests that he would wear it down to his knees.
Chris Cote 3:00
Does it not? A trench coat, yeah. If it were a green coat, does it not suggest that it would be twice as long as it actually is?
Dan Le Batard 3:09
He won in the year 2000.

What are the latest updates on the stock market and NASDAQ?

Billy 3:10
So it's been 25 years since Vijay Singh won, and when he withdrew, and he was mysterious about it. It was a mysterious bodily injury. I was like, huh. How old is he? And then I went back and looked it up, and I'm like, just early 60s. Golfers got it pretty good that way. They never get too old. Like, you get old, but you can keep being out there. Arnold Palmer. Lee Trevino. Senior tour. Chichi Rodriguez is still out there, even though he died a couple of years ago.
Roy 3:42
Except Tiger. Yeah, Tiger's the only one that's aging. He's struggling with it.
Billy 3:48
Cody says we should give him a golf cart. It would be so great if Tiger Woods was allowed to simply go around in a golf cart and no one else was.
Stu Gatz 3:56
I feel like even the other pros would agree with that. He makes so much money for the tour. They would be like, okay, fine. Only him forever. We can't set the standard, but he can have a golf cart.
Billy 4:06
Is Stugatz back because the stock market crashed?
Mike 4:09
No, Master's Week. Okay. Duh.
Billy 4:12
We've got to get updates from David Sampson. What's happening in a couple of minutes? What's about to happen on NASDAQ? What's about to happen to the stock market today? Where are we headed with this stuff? Is everyone terrified?

What is the discussion about Shaq, LeBron James, and basketball culture?

Roy 4:26
I like the NASDAQ buzzword. S&P.
Billy 4:31
Showing my business expertise?
Roy 4:33
You just said it and forget it, right? You can afford to.
Billy 4:37
What I like about your contribution to that is your only contribution was to notice how little of a contribution I had. That's right. Not to give me a better conversation or to advance the story at all, just to point out that I used a word, one of the three business words I know.

What are the sponsor messages and how do they support the podcast?

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Roy 0:50
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Billy 0:57
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Roy 1:17
Cuervo.
Stu Gatz 1:22
Cuervo.
Mike 1:24
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Billy 1:29
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadowing it. Shadowing it. Billy Gill. Yes? Look at what the cat dragged in.
Austin James 1:40
Mmm.
Billy 1:40
Oh.

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