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Chapter 1: Why is Greg Cote late again?
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Chapter 2: What happened during the Florida Panthers ring ceremony?
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Chapter 3: How did Trevor Lawrence lead a bizarre game-winning drive?
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That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 4: What was the internet prank that fooled the Shipping Container?
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Chapter 5: What fantasy football punishment is revealed?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Chapter 6: How do the Panthers' recent successes impact the NHL?
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Jaguars' performance this season?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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At this point, I know that we are used to like even sunshiny Jeremy Taché coming in with traffic face because South Florida has cars stacked on top of cars. But even you're surprised, Chris, that your dad is late again, right? Like even you're surprised that we continue to shame him and he continues to not be able to get here on time.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of the latest NFL game results?
I want to be surprised, but I also want to be nicer to him. So I'm struggling today.
Okay, well, this is a good thing for you to be doing. I know you've gotten a lot of complaints on the Greg Cody Show featuring... Did someone else do it?
Billy, rip him for being late. Featuring Greg Cody. I've gone to the wrong person.
I mean, Greg's right about being late, so I don't know how I'm going to rip him, to be honest with you.
What are you, being positive today? You're being positive Billy Ted Lasso Tuesday because you're still paying off your punishment from last week?
Nah, it's my thing with Greg. No matter what he does, it's right. Come on.
Don't tell people that. You're going to let them see behind the scenes too much.
Our show didn't get the show there.
What are you guys doing? Because I want to play some of these videos for Greg and see how many of them he believes, including the one of George Washington hitting a grand slam in the World Series. Like, I want to see how many videos we can play for him before he realizes that those aren't real videos like we can fool him. pretty easily, right?
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