Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h
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There are three things locally here, great things locally, that I want to talk about that were... content rich yesterday and I also want to talk about everything that happened with Luca because that's like how great sports and stories can be and why why sports grab us that way but I have to start with how yesterday's show ended with Stugatz the show ends and Stugatz looks at me and says I think I'm going to miss tomorrow I'm getting sick This was after in the last segment, him loudly rummaging through his bag for lozenges because he's falling apart after, I think, seven or eight months off. And two days in to his heroic return, he says two things. One, I don't think I'm coming in tomorrow. I don't feel well. And two, I will never forgive you for not getting to Greg Cody's topic that he loves to clean toilets.
And then, today, he comes in because he's like, I had to come in, play through sickness, because I need to get to that Greg Cody likes to clean toilets story in Masters Week, Dano. But then, right before the show starts, he's not feeling well and he walks out again. Yeah. So he's not here right now, but he'll be returning shortly. I'm confident of that, right? He would not drive all the way over here and then just drive home sick, correct? He's inefficient, but he's not that inefficient.
I don't know. It's kind of weird. I mean, is he just going to be watching the show like Nico did the entire Lakers game last night?
See if you can find him in the garage if he's smoking a cigarette while trying to get healthy. Or see if you can find him in the eating area. He's around here somewhere. And there are three good local stories to get to. Tony, thank you for looking for him. That search was a comprehensive one.
We got cameras.
It's just more eyes on.
than anything. I'm just making sure I don't, you know?
Real gumshoe. Before we get to any of it, though, okay, because I really do want to talk about that Lucas stories. We're losing the stories, and a guy that we don't actually really know because he's from another country, Dallas knows him, but that we don't actually know, wiping tears from his eyes because he's still crying after scoring and then goes for 45. Like, I really do want to talk about this in a way that is like, man, sports are the best. But before we get to enter Miami and before we get to Tyler Hero taking a bad shot that's a great shot. It's a bad shot that I love shot.
Yeah, it's a bad shot because he missed it.
Okay. But I just love it that the sport is there now. That it's like, no. No, we got to get. And we all sort of understood. Yeah, take the open three.
The sport is not there, by the way. This office is there. The rest of the world was like, come on. Why did you take that shot? Congratulations.
Contextually, I think the shot that he made right before that, it was like, oh, he's feeling it, he's heating up. And so he gets an uncontested pull-up three after forcing a turnover. You're like, okay, it's kind of like the Jimmy Butler situation with a much worse player pulling up in a three in Chicago. I could have been... Waking up from a coma three years ago and been informed that the Miami Heat have a huge regular season game that determines play-in seeding against the Chicago Bulls at this exact moment in time, for three consecutive years I could have repeated that process and nothing would have changed.
My, my, well, I'm going to get to that story because like there are three meaty ones here locally because inner Miami, we've got the best soccer player in the world here and it should be like really celebrated all the time. Not, not, you know, yesterday's topic where I'm looking at David Sampson and he's telling me how not important Luis Suarez is in Miami. And he's just not qualified to talk about any of these things.
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