Local Hour: "World Rawr IV: Lightning Ain't Shit"
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What is the controversy around notaries discussed in the podcast?
Yeah. The least surprising thing ever, Yeti is a notary. My dad's producer. He was quick to tell me that. I don't feel like I dismissed it. I just was like, people that do it think they're super important. I don't really like the vibe that people that are notaries, they like to tell you that they're notaries. You know, I realize it has value. I super serious. All the people sending me links to videos. Hey, watch this video and then tell me notaries are not important. You know, the fraud that it fights in this country. Back off. All right. It's not that important.
I do think there's a self-importance that comes. Thank you. People who are qualified. I'd love to tell you.
Did they notarize their complaints?
No, so I don't even know where it came from. I've never had a person walk up to me and say, I'm a notary. You're a secret notary. People are notaries and you just don't know they're notaries. Who are these people? You see people walking around with shirts that says notary. They wear crowns. Like, what are you even talking about? I'm just talking about when it comes up.
People love to say it if they are.
What was the first part of the complaint that was sent to you?
Scolding a New York Jew about food.
No, before that.
Has never showed its stupidity more.
That's not true.
It took a while to set up that joke, Jess.
Well, you didn't start with the beginning of the sentence like I asked. Oh, my fault.
How did last night's NHL playoff games unfold?
Yes, of course, my fault.
I get it.
Yes, I get it. I'm used to blaming you, but yes, my fault. I don't remember Monday's local hour scolding a New York Jew about food. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out who that was. What is that? I don't have any recollection. Not the best way to start, incidentally, after four one-goal games in hockey, two in overtime, one decided by Ovechkin. That's a pretty good hockey night. What a night. A lot of people talking about Kawhi today, but that hockey night?
Hockey did its thing last night, man.
Four one-goal games? I don't know why you guys aren't afraid of Ovechkin. I don't know why you guys think this is going to be an Uberdough offense that's going to be in the playoffs.
Got to get there first, right? Right now the series price on most sportsbooks is minus 110, minus 110. This is a total pick-em series going on right now. The two teams that made it to the Stanley Cup last year, appear to have some challenges in front of them.
I believe that just about everything right now should be pick-em in hockey. Just make it all pick-em.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Zaslow is weirdly confident about the Miami Heat winning game two. I believe that the best rooting interest for the Miami Heat the remainder of the playoffs is, oh, Detroit can win that series. And New York is afraid of games at home. They have played games at home this year. This team is not as lovable as the previous one, and it starts to tighten up at home. They've lost a lot of 20-point games at home, and Detroit would like to announce its presence with authority. 17 straight years not doing anything in the playoffs. 15 straight games they've lost. They've gone to the postseason four straight times and gotten swept. That's nuts. But let's get to last night.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the controversy around notaries discussed in the podcast?
1:03–2:18
2
How did last night's NHL playoff games unfold?
2:18–4:20
3
What is the significance of Ovechkin's playoff overtime goal?
4:20–6:03
4
Why is the 'Lightning ain't shit' sentiment central to this episode?
6:03–7:21
5
What are the expectations for the Panthers vs. Lightning playoff series?
7:21–7:48
6
How are key players like Matthew Kachuk and Aaron Ekblad expected to perform?
7:48–8:39
7
What are the differing opinions on Brad Marchand's role with the Panthers?
8:39–10:07
8
How do the hosts react to each other's hockey analysis and pronunciation mishaps?
10:07–42:31
Speakers
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