Chapter 1: Why did Zaslow cut his skiing trip short?
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I'm back, baby. Zaslow is back, Jack. I'm back, baby. So, I cut my vacation a day early.
Chapter 2: What are the top moments Zaslow missed while away?
Hey, you love doing that, by the way.
No, I don't. You love doing that. You did it. It's like the second time you've done it since you've been with our show. Like, North Carolina, you went to North Carolina or something. Oh, well, that was... And the Panthers named me, and then you came back.
Okay, very... You hate your family. Okay, very fair observation. And obviously, in North Carolina... My team needed me. The Panthers needed me. And I said, everybody, we're going home. And we got in the car. We packed up the car. We came home like two days early there because I had to get back home in time for game two. But other than that, you never do it.
Other than that and this time, I never do it. How many times have you done it absent those two times? Well, I don't know if my memory is going to serve me well enough because Tony said you do that all the time. And I was very defiant in how I never do it. The last two times, though, you have done it. Right. And then you sent your kid and your wife on a cruise that you didn't go on.
Well, this trip, we left my older son home. We didn't even bring him. All right, I'm going to say it. Zaslo's weird vacation family.
Do you think your family is okay with you doing that?
We left my older one home. Did not even bring him to this one. We didn't get to ski. I was in Vail, I mean, and we had never been to Vail. We're a skiing family, the Zaslos, and we usually ski.
Yeah, we had a lot of questions about that. What? We took a straw poll the other day on the show, and most of us do not believe that you yourself are a skier. Maybe your family, but not you.
What? I don't ski.
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Chapter 3: How does the lack of snow affect skiing trips?
I don't think Zaz is that weird for this. He is weird generally, but not for this. I'm not in ski culture. I don't even know how to. But a lot of people that have been going on ski trips have been really disappointed with the lack of snow. The conditions are not great for it.
I was told Vail had their worst winter ever.
Yeah, my partner in Canes Insight also cut his ski vacation short because of conditions. Was it late March? I mean, look, the timing wasn't great. And also, it was first spring practice with full pads on, so they didn't want to get down here.
We normally go to Park City, and we normally go in, like, December, okay? We knew it was a gamble. We knew it was a gamble going at the end of March and try and fail. So we didn't get to ski.
So what is there to do in Vail if you're not skiing?
We did other outdoor stuff. We rented ATVs where we took the ATVs up the mountains.
That's sick, though. That's cool.
That was cool. So we did ATVs, did some of that fly fishing. You know about fly fishing? I don't know about that. You put the fly. It looks difficult. It's like a mosquito on the hook. And you cast it. No shot you caught anything. I did. I did catch something.
We need pictures on it.
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Chapter 4: What activities can you do in Vail if you can't ski?
Can I get a picture of you wearing the deal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see I'm wearing the deal. You had to rent the deal, right? No, no. We had family who lives close by, and they had the deal. And they brought the deal over for me to put on.
You're a fly fishing family, too? You guys ever see those mall places that do family photos? And you bring your toddler in, and you can dress him up as a fly fisher. That's what I imagine him. Just shirtless wearing. We're in the deal.
I will say, like, a lot's been made of what Zazz looks like because of our tournament. He does look like someone who would enjoy fly fishing.
I did enjoy fly fishing. You know why? It's easy, man. I'm just standing there. Isn't all fishing easy?
Chapter 5: What are the challenges of flying during busy times?
Is it?
Wait, this one... I thought of all the fishing, fly fishing was like you had to like... Casting seems so involved. I've never been fly fishing, but I've seen people do it, and the casting process is really kind of... The only part of the fly fishing that is like...
hard is you're standing on, like you're balancing on the really wet, slippery rocks. You know, I don't want to fall in. That's happened to me before with fly fishing, where I fell in and then I was freezing. I was very, very cold.
How's your casting form?
It's fine, man. Do you have a video of it? I'm practically a fisherman, all right? Perfect chaos. I just uploaded the picture, okay? And you can see I'm wearing the deal. File. Yeah, all right. Anyway.
So you're wearing the deal, but the thing is the fly fishing rod is not like a regular fishing rod.
It's very similar. It's like a thing where you pull it from one side and then cast it and then pull it from the other side. It's very similar. It's not as complicated as you're making it out to be, all right? But I take offense that you don't believe that I can ski. Why can't I ski?
The belief is that you don't have the physics of a skier, right? You've got a big-ass head. Right, soda drinker's body. Yeah. Like, all up on the slope.
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Chapter 6: What issues did Zaslow face with his luggage?
Like, I don't even think you could stand up straight. Wait, wait. Oh, here's a picture. No, that's not. That's just you holding a fish. What do you mean? I caught the fish.
I wanted it, like, with the hook still in it. Okay, well, you don't want to have the fish in pain, so you take the hook out, all right?
Fish don't feel pain, by the way.
You hold up, well, you've asked one?
No, scientists have. Chris did that one time.
And you see I'm wearing the deal. Now, I took the suspenders down because, you know, I wasn't really feeling the suspenders. But I'm wearing the deal there. That's me, man. I'm like a fisherman.
How do you look like an undercover cop while fishing?
Whatever, man.
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Chapter 7: How does airport traffic impact game day travel?
Whatever. It's like we got him.
He's offering something to me like, I don't want that. So this has never happened to me before. And, like, I don't believe in jinxes. Oh, you say the things and something. You know, like with my taxes and stuff like that and with the jury duty. Like, whatever. Come at me, bro. Like, nothing's going to happen, okay? I don't believe in jinxes like that. I have never, ever lost my luggage traveling.
It has happened on my way to Vail and now on my way back. Lost or delayed? Delayed. Well, right now it's lost because I don't have it. So they're calling it delayed. But my luggage was delayed on the way to Vail. Didn't have my luggage. Had to leave the airport without any of our luggage. And right now, I got back yesterday, still don't have my luggage. happen both ways.
Yeah, there's a feeling of simultaneous, like, oh my God, what could have happened? What could have gone wrong? And also, a freedom. I'll walk out of this airport a free man. That part I kind of like.
Instead of waiting at the bags, and I get the email, my wife's like, all right, let's go home. It's like, yeah, all right, let's go home. And, you know, so they're apparently they're going to drive the bags to my home when they find them, when they find them, when they find what are you going to do without your hitman heart shirt?
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Chapter 8: What are the expectations for Inter Miami's new stadium?
I didn't bring it with me. That's a good question. That's a good question.
I did not go to the closet and pick out another one.
Yeah, that's right. I didn't bring any wrestling shirts there with me because I don't have them in long sleeves. My wrestling shirts need long sleeves, even though it wasn't every shirt I saw from you had short sleeves on. OK, you know, you're making observations here and I don't have good comebacks. In the last few minutes, right? Why don't you take it down a notch?
I saw what you put on your Instagram, at Zaslo Show, or whatever it is that you are. And I was like, dude, he looks like he's in Hawaii.
It's like sunny and he's out there with no shirt on.
Sunglasses.
Well, let me tell you something, right? So I was away. I was away for the past week. And I don't know if you guys are aware, but a lot of things happen. I have a top five things that you all, while I was away, may have missed. You ready? Top five you may have missed. Y'all ready for this?
Okay.
All right, here we go.
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