Chapter 1: What does Dan's legendary line reveal about fantasy football stress?
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Dan said that Billy Belichick was gonna dominate the field So now we gotta ask how we can trust anything he feels Doubling down on the Dolphins defense being historically bad, oh wow Dan A way back in 08 thought the winless Lions would score cherts
To take LeBron on for a game, not Tim Duncan but Roy Hibbert Doubling down on this Canes team should make UM fans feel nervous now But Dan might have been right about one thing I know if you're a listener that's surprising Cause Dan thought Brady's career was done Before he won former rings somehow But Dan knew There's someone who could say to That's Darren Waller Dan's one good call
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Chapter 3: How did Dan's predictions impact his credibility in fantasy football?
That one should be easy. Then they finally hit the road and leave the state of Florida at SMU. I'll be there. It's a tricky one. It can be spooky, Halloween weekend.
Louisville's spooky. Louisville will be a challenge. Can I hear from Shannon Dawson here, please? Because this is funny. Florida State was intent on taking away the run. So they took away the run. All of a sudden, Miami's got a big play offense. And here you've got a coordinator feeling the cockiness that all the coaches on this team are feeling right now at 5-0.
I don't look at it in the sense of we were, you know, lacking in the run game. That's just what they chose to take away. Good. Like, you know, you choose to take that away, fine. Your corners better be able to cover. And theirs didn't.
Shannon knew that was going to happen. It's a bar at the end. Shannon, I texted Dan before. We're going to take some deep shots. These guys can't cover because Florida State, weird. They've done a fair amount of talking after they got their asses kicked. Castellanos said, they didn't really stop us. We stopped ourselves with the turnovers.
I guess you were responsible yourselves for the turnovers and not the constant pressure. And the D.C. said, we knew what they were going to do on offense.
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Chapter 4: What insights can be drawn from Dan's thoughts on the Dolphins defense?
Again, Miami can beat you any number of ways, as Dan mentioned. We don't have imaging for I texted Dan before.
No, but he did. He told me exactly the way that game was going to go. Deep shots. Good weather.
I texted Dan.
He happened to know. Let me just see that smirk on Dawson again. Play the whole thing because those last few words weren't necessary. He could have controlled himself, but he's feeling pretty good about 5-0.
I don't look at it in the sense of we were, you know, lacking in the run game. That's just what they chose to take away. Good. Like, you know, you choose to take that away, fine. Your corners better be able to cover. And theirs didn't. Nice. Eyes go up.
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I want to ask you guys from this set of stats, OK, pick one. I want you guys to pick one from among all of these that you like the best. OK, Carson Wentz went nine for nine on that last drive from London. It's the best that any quarterback has done. Three minutes or fewer left in a game since 2000. The Broncos had not trailed in the fourth quarter before trailing to the Eagle.
David Montgomery has as many passing touchdowns this season as Jake Browning. Huh? You heard that right. David Montgomery has as many passing touchdowns this season as Jake Browning.
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Chapter 5: How does Dan justify his faith in Darren Waller's performance?
And the... Jalen Hurts hasn't thrown an interception at home in ten and a half games. Any of those impressive to you?
Yeah, I mean, Jake Browning is not the end. When they lost Burrow, their season's done. Who expected Jake Browning to throw a bunch of touchdown passes? Montgomery throws one. Jake Browning has six touchdown passes.
It's impossible.
This can't be right.
It can't be. Is that not right?
It can't be right.
No wonder I was surprised. You should have stuck around right after the Stephen Hawking videos. David Montgomery throwing seven touchdown passes. Check your sources. See the video of Tyreek in the ambulance last week? I did not. People were saying, wow, look at him on the sideline. We've never seen someone as happy as he was on the sideline.
And then we found a video of him, and he was just as happy in the back of the ambulance.
It was kind of crazy.
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