Chapter 1: What challenges does the host face after a losing fantasy week?
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Chapter 2: What is the Boost Mobile Boldest Take of the week?
Julian, you've caught on to what you did, yeah?
Good list, so I think it's a play on for me.
I mean, Julian, how is Joe Ingles not on that list?
He didn't make the cut.
Oh.
That guy screams softball player to me. Mike, did you see on Monday Night Raw a couple of nights ago, they were in Madison Square Garden, all right? There was a lot of celebrities there, celebrities, athletes. The New York Giants were sitting for a show. Cam Scadaboo.
Yeah, people are worked up about that.
Cam Scadaboo was in a boot. He's in a walking boot. He had an altercation, Julian G., with the Judgment Day. You see that?
Right. I wanted to get you guys' opinion because when I saw it, I was like, my boy's foot was the other way a couple weeks ago. And now he's having a shoving match with a top athlete. So I wanted to get you guys' opinion. Was that safe or is it a play on?
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Chapter 3: Which NBA players are considered top softball players?
I'd like to take this time out right now to also tell the listeners, listen to Zaslow Show 2.0, bro. Where can we find that?
Oh, that's awesome. Thank you, Julian G. Zaslow Show 2.0, wherever you get your podcasts, please like, rate, comment, subscribe, tell your mother I say hello. And that's great for the algorithm. All right. You guys know I got a good algorithm. But if you do this, it's great for the algorithm. Please like, rate, comment, all that stuff. Zaslow Show 2.0, thank you for mentioning that.
No doubt, brother. Has Liam Neeson aged out of Action Star? 55% of the audience says yes, he has.
Dang.
I don't think he has.
Right. I don't think he has either. I saw him on like an ice snowy road the other day on Netflix. He was kicking ass.
He filmed that like eight years ago. You see that creaky gate and naked gun? The hair, though, was suspiciously dark.
Did you know that John Lovitz was supposed to be in Bad Boys? 82% of the audience said no, they didn't. Is Pablo Torre more shameless than Donald Trump? What are we doing to Pablo? 66% of the audience says yes, he is. Oh, come on. I can see that. And the last poll, if you have to give your partner an ultimatum, should you just break up?
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Chapter 4: How does Julian G justify his top 5 NBA softball players?
90% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.
Thanks, Juju.
Yes, sir. Thank you.