Postgame Show: Dudderdudders (feat. Julian G)
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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Before we get to Juju, we gotta get the boldest take here, the Boost Mobile boldest take. It's presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country. Does believing in a conspiracy theory inherently make me a conspiracy theorist? Home addresses are the Dewey Decimal System for houses. Adam Silver looks like a breatharian. Jeremy Tasche is the guy that shows up at work and tries to convince everybody that driving a minivan is cool and extremely practical. Limited fake Tina Turner from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. He's just a raggedy man. Why does Rex Ryan look like he can eat pistachios like they're sunflower seeds?
Don't like 2-1, I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.
When two adults back with his itty-bitty face and a DN starts to chase, he won't run. Is Justin Herbert good? My dad used to call shoes ditter-ditters. What was that? That last one?
His dad used to call shoes doter doters. Of course, you didn't know that. So call it something longer instead of something shorter.
Let's bring aboard Juju here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.
Pretty good, brother. How you doing? I'd like to remind you that my name is Julian G. I'm sorry.
You know, we want to make sure that everybody acknowledges the credibility that comes along with Julian G. and his appearances, of course. Sorry about that, Julian G. Hey, you heard us talking earlier about NBA players who could make great good softball players. You got some thoughts?
Yes, sir. It made me co-op. Oh, look, I love that. This is distracting me. I love that nameplate right there. Thank you to the video team. You are all mentions. But yeah, it made me develop a top five NBA softball player list. Let's go. Number five, Carl Anthony Towns. Yeah, he's got a softball body. Yeah, and he's a Dominican brother, so you already know it's in his blood. Number four, Paolo Banchero. Love this team you're building here. Yes, sir, man. Angels in the outfield. Number three, Al Horford.
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